Joe Matarese's new screenplay 'Fixing James'

31  2017-10-09 by Friend_of_the_show

19 comments

"@TheJoeMaterese"

Yeah, no.

Get a job, Joe. A real fucking job. Grown men get jobs, not gigs. Grow the fuck up already. We’re only a dozen years from social security benefits and you’re still gigging like you’re 18. It’s over, Joe. It’s over. You lost. You stunk. You weren’t good enough. You’re a bum.

Dude try getting a job when you struggle with OCD and ADHD. It's really hard man.

Try getting a job when you're in your 50's and have no work experience whatsoever.

He should take some meds.

Going through his feed, seems he is finally realising how to take a joke. He may actually have more character than we've given him credit for; if it ain't all a front preceding his biggest meltdown to date..

Next James hosts a podcast with 3 comedians and outshines them with laughter. (Hey Artie can you help me write some jokes to make this funny?)

Next James hosts a podcast with 3 comedians and outshines them with laughter. (Hey Artie can you help me write some jokes to make this funny?)

we heard you!

It is hard to distinguish if this is real because the number of followers seems right.

That's what I was thinking til I scrolled down. It is his account, surprisingly.

Nah. It's another spoof account. The link in his profile to the 100% Italian podcast was the giveaway.

Fml, I misread the 'e' for an 'a', and wanted to believe he wasn't an irrevocable embarrassment 😔

That Photoshop filter makes her look like a transgender crypt keeper.

Holy shit is this embarrassing.

I clicked the pic before reading the title, I thought it was the chip script they read on air.

What a faggot #medicated? - this queer is not medicated and I advertise as such is a gimmicky cop out for those who are. Take Artie for example he is “medicated”. Joe - just cause you take fish oil and pop a 10mg adderall doesn’t make you “medicated” it just makes you gay. Now shut up please.

Why is my text all big fawkkkk babe I fuckdd up.

Can't believe all the people here thinking it's real. The only script Joe would write is the fake adderal prescription from his wife's note pad.

CHIP: I must be loyle to my capo.