More than that, he was making the argument that “why does my/any kid have homework? Don’t they have enought time to do it at school?” Like he would unironically wear Bart Simpson’s “Down With Homework” shirt and seriously think he was being edgy and cool.
But the best part of that was Louie having to explain the concept of homework to him like a child: “Well, it’s to teach your kids how to solve problems on their own. It teaches them self-reliance and y’know, like... [jizzes on a female opener’s shoes and blouse]”
He also referred to spending time with his kids as "babysitting." Presumably this was while Lyndsi was out of the house (certainly not cucking him of course) and he was alone with Hudson and Opetta, but only a shit parent would say that.
Opie is obviously a stupid unemployable faggot, but because we live in an unjust and godless universe, there's no way his wife would need to work.
However, Spuds is of course dumb enough to believe his wife is going to work when she leaves the house to cuck him.
Cool, so like 7 years into it he decided to "Choose" to be a dad? You mean he'll stop spending all day out of the house, walking around, checking out beaches and relaxing by himself? That's nice that he made that decision after getting fired and realizing no one wants to hire him.
He has an opportunity that presented itself (No one will hire me and Lynsi wants to get out more so I have to stay home with the kids)
Radio will have to wait (Radio doesn't want you)
He worked three hours a day - I'm sure he feels that taking care of his kids is a real job.
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1 eastriverdriveII 2017-10-07
get the fuck outta here?!
1 Ifuckmymomanddad 2017-10-07
Remember when he was bitching to Louis CK that he had to help his kids with their homework. I bet he's a great father.
1 DenseMan 2017-10-07
More than that, he was making the argument that “why does my/any kid have homework? Don’t they have enought time to do it at school?” Like he would unironically wear Bart Simpson’s “Down With Homework” shirt and seriously think he was being edgy and cool.
But the best part of that was Louie having to explain the concept of homework to him like a child: “Well, it’s to teach your kids how to solve problems on their own. It teaches them self-reliance and y’know, like... [jizzes on a female opener’s shoes and blouse]”
1 harriswill 2017-10-07
The Bill Cosby of our generation
1 lawntoilet 2017-10-07
He also referred to spending time with his kids as "babysitting." Presumably this was while Lyndsi was out of the house (certainly not cucking him of course) and he was alone with Hudson and Opetta, but only a shit parent would say that.
1 ChippusMaximus 2017-10-07
Gets me every time.
1 Queen_of_Queef 2017-10-07
I love Opetta better than her real name, which is Lennon
1 ADoucheNamedBag 2017-10-07
I thought it was Nile?
1 Basehead_Vos 2017-10-07
Let's hope Mark David Chapman takes care of her before she's old enough to google her dad.
1 FlashVirus 2017-10-07
whats up with diss fawwkin elementary addition/subtraction probluums. Fawkin brootal
1 TerpBE 2017-10-07
How long until he's shoplifting electronics from Walmart?
1 SickleSellout 2017-10-07
This wouldn't actually surprise me. I could easily see him spinning being unable to get work to him choosing to spend quality time with his family.
This hasn't even happened and I'm getting annoyed at him for saying it. He would though the lying cunt.
1 PhilipMarma 2017-10-07
He's going to lose this job too when his wife divorces him and gets full custody.
1 Pogo--The-Clown 2017-10-07
He is being a house husband while his wife works she is the only employable one in the family
1 nazereth1 2017-10-07
As what? A fluffer on the set of the next Jackass movie?
1 lawntoilet 2017-10-07
Opie is obviously a stupid unemployable faggot, but because we live in an unjust and godless universe, there's no way his wife would need to work. However, Spuds is of course dumb enough to believe his wife is going to work when she leaves the house to cuck him.
1 turnthemaround 2017-10-07
He mentioned on Twitter that he had 2 jobs. Whatever he has going on and being a Dad. I don't blame you for not seeing that tweet.
1 jakdak 2017-10-07
Being a husband is his other job.
1 lawntoilet 2017-10-07
1 ChippusMaximus 2017-10-07
Professional means you get paid for doing it.
1 lawntoilet 2017-10-07
Fair enough, but he got paid for it for 20 years.
1 Killgore 2017-10-07
Being a husband is the other one.
1 LangisKhan 2017-10-07
No, no
His two jobs are being a husband and father
1 Anarox 2017-10-07
Astranged husband and Step father
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-10-07
Or each of his kids is a job.
Especially the retarded one.
1 Yujiro_Hanma_ 2017-10-07
Stay at home dads are all cucks.
Incidentally, my dream is to be a stay at home dad.
1 ChippusMaximus 2017-10-07
When you are a dad you have 2 jobs: Work and family. You'd have to be a real faggot not cut that workload in half and let your woman pay the bills.
1 jakdak 2017-10-07
If the job was real he would have tweeted it 100 times by now.
1 iSOBigD 2017-10-07
Cool, so like 7 years into it he decided to "Choose" to be a dad? You mean he'll stop spending all day out of the house, walking around, checking out beaches and relaxing by himself? That's nice that he made that decision after getting fired and realizing no one wants to hire him.
1 867-5309- 2017-10-07
Don't tell me Bam died?!?!?!
I don't think I could handle a week where Petty, Ralphie and Bam all died.
1 holodog 2017-10-07
That's really the hardest and most rewarding job out there, wouldn't you say, fellas?
1 Anarox 2017-10-07
I pray for my demise everyday
1 TossyMcSalad 2017-10-07
Single dad
1 TardisRepoMan 2017-10-07
He has an opportunity that presented itself (No one will hire me and Lynsi wants to get out more so I have to stay home with the kids) Radio will have to wait (Radio doesn't want you)
He worked three hours a day - I'm sure he feels that taking care of his kids is a real job.
1 lawntoilet 2017-10-07
Fair enough, but he got paid for it for 20 years.
1 Queen_of_Queef 2017-10-07
I love Opetta better than her real name, which is Lennon