Ralphie May wasn't so bad

63  2017-10-07 by SomeCakeForDaChippah

It's not like he killed his child in the process of stealing a $100 Vizio sound bar or anything.

25 comments

1  KillerKuhn 2017-10-07

Fuck you.

1  David_Tosk 2017-10-07

I like it

1  aceop 2017-10-07

My thoughts and prayers go out to you and yours in this difficult time.

1  dennyfalconeislord 2017-10-07

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1  dennyfalconeislord 2017-10-07

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1  dennyfalconeislord 2017-10-07

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1  Dassadassabesdoe 2017-10-07

Please repeat

1  dennyfalconeislord 2017-10-07

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1  Ichise-san 2017-10-07

WE HEARD YOU

1  Dassadassabesdoe 2017-10-07

I love you

1  KennethFresno 2017-10-07

He committed the worst crimes of all, not being funny and fat.

1  Osama_Bin_Log_in 2017-10-07

It was $228, get your facts straight. This isn't the black market, you know

1  Dr-Seepage 2017-10-07

they prefer african american market actually

1  Toss__Pot 2017-10-07

basketball american market.

1  stoplookinggatmeswan 2017-10-07

I remember being team ralphie when he was making fun of that cunt chelsea peretti

1  JohnnyMalo 2017-10-07

He was dumb enough to take her goof title One Of The Greats seriously, all those baconators scrambled his noggin. She's funnier than he is deal wivvit

1  PATRIOTSRADIOSIGNALS 2017-10-07

Thanks Yimmy

1  stoplookinggatmeswan 2017-10-07

Maybe but all her SJW defenders attacking him instantly put me on his especially since they mostly focused on the part where he bashed shitty ironic hipster comedy by saying something like "ironic "character comics" can go fuck themselves. Enough ironic hipster shit we want jokes! Jokes nigger, jokes." haha all their OMG he used the N WORD hes such a garbage person!

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1  turnthemaround 2017-10-07

He's leaving kids behind because he couldn't stop eating so much extra food. I bet he was eating like 10,000 calories a day, at least, to maintain that ridiculous weight.

1  _TheConsumer_ 2017-10-07

I think I would keel over and die if I ate 10,000 calories in one day. Eating that much food has to be unbelievably uncomfortable.

1  F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2017-10-07

I did like 8500 when I was lifting, but I’m very tall, so...

1  Mod_Impersonator 2017-10-07

Imagine the shits he must have taken, and then imagine how there's now way he could properly clean his asshole.

1  turnthemaround 2017-10-07

Michael Phelps ate like 12,000 calories a day because of all the swimming. I think he had to eat like 4 large pizzas a day just for dinner. You can look up his food log online.

1  harriswill 2017-10-07

10,000 calories 10 billion laughs

1  edgars_teeth 2017-10-07

But he was pretty fat.

1  Dick_Kickass_II 2017-10-07

No but he may have eaten several children. We may never know.

1  sanfrancisco69er 2017-10-07

Watch his most recent netflix specials, he was worse than Larry the Cable guy

1  F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2017-10-07

$288

1  JuiceBusters 2017-10-07

He was pretty bad though. Having said that, I don't remember him doing 'cringe comedy' or trying to hurt people for no other reason but spite and jealousy.

I'm not very judgmental of people's weight or appearance, i don't care if someone is within-normal fat. It's just very difficult for me to respect people like him who are fucking way way obese to the point of a being inhumanly deformed and physically impaired and then they don't do anything about it for 20 fucking years. That's not a 'big belly'. That isn't a big ole fella. That's fucking insane, its mentally ill, its really offensive and you CANNOT be that fucking dumb you cannot stop shoving massive amounts of food into yourself and then say its a 'struggle' or some 'challenge'. Stop drinking a liter of gravy every night you fucking asshole.