This is also exhibit #532 of him being the same person as Opie. Opie goes to Los Angeles for a funeral and pretends like he's being courted for a radio job. Joe visits his friend at work and pretends that he is joining the SNL writing staff.
What I wouldn't pay to put a camera in there to watch Joe nervously twitch in silence until the adderall gives him the courage to throw out a joke and really win 'em over. His ill-timed bomb will be met by abject silence.
I haven't bothered to watch SNL in two decades but I'd pay Mayweather-McGregor money for this.
Just a reminder that some of us here are blocked from seeing posts because we said something horrendously abhorrent so pls screenshot this shit, okay? I gave no clue what this says
Totally pathetic. Generally writers are an entry level spot and you move on to bigger and better things from there. Joe is such a loser he is taking what would normally be a demotion for many comedians. Just so happens in his pathetic case it is a promotion. Sad!
33 comments
1 cormacMcCarthysWhore 2017-10-07
has matarese joined the trench coat mafia?
1 RickArnold2003 2017-10-07
Maybe he's warming the audience up like Richard Belzer used to do. I mean, Joe is a 30 year veteran of the comedy scene.
1 HitEmWTheHeinnn 2017-10-07
Writers room. I can't fucking wait.
1 sherrodbigs 2017-10-07
SNL to him means Swallow Nigger Loads cause he's a cuck
1 turnthemaround 2017-10-07
Porsalin should show up too, they won't know which is the real Matarese
1 HitEmWTheHeinnn 2017-10-07
Hey Lorne, ya mind if I lift that bit?
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2017-10-07
Booooo. Hey Lorne, mind if I lift that bit? was funnier.
1 HitEmWTheHeinnn 2017-10-07
THAT'S THE BIT!
1 RealTonySchiavone 2017-10-07
I'm seeing double...four Matarese's!
1 hSUitMSi 2017-10-07
https://twitter.com/TheJoeMatarese/status/916716669904543746
lmao i dont think that is what you wanted people to believe at first, joseph
1 David_Tosk 2017-10-07
But working at SNL at 50 is not cool either. It's supposed to be a launching pad
1 PassProtect15 2017-10-07
Holy shit he is pathetic.
This is also exhibit #532 of him being the same person as Opie. Opie goes to Los Angeles for a funeral and pretends like he's being courted for a radio job. Joe visits his friend at work and pretends that he is joining the SNL writing staff.
What I wouldn't pay to put a camera in there to watch Joe nervously twitch in silence until the adderall gives him the courage to throw out a joke and really win 'em over. His ill-timed bomb will be met by abject silence.
I haven't bothered to watch SNL in two decades but I'd pay Mayweather-McGregor money for this.
1 Basehead_Vos 2017-10-07
Fuck, now it's just getting sad. This is like my grandmother slowly dying of Alzheimer's.
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-10-07
Why would you say Joe is sad and give an example of something hilarious
1 tellingstart 2017-10-07
We were all upset at how long it took your grandmother to die.
1 tunisianknifer 2017-10-07
Him and Opie are in a fight for biggest loser. Who promotes that they are basically visiting a friend at work.....oh wait....Opie and Joe do.
1 PaintedPicture 2017-10-07
There only way to success is to do a Trainwreck show with each other. The Joepie Showpie
1 holodog 2017-10-07
How long before Lorne pulls that writer aside and tells him not to bring that nervous wop around NBC anymore?
1 Phantas_Magorical 2017-10-07
"Let's have a skitch where a guy runs out of Adderall"
1 Suibu 2017-10-07
Pete Davidson can play the doctor
1 BabyJamesGomez 2017-10-07
Pete Davidson can play the guy that eats my ass.
1 Guinness525 2017-10-07
How about an improvised sketch where Pete comes out and gives Joe some unexpected Justin Stangel treatment?
1 Osama_Bin_Log_in 2017-10-07
Just a reminder that some of us here are blocked from seeing posts because we said something horrendously abhorrent so pls screenshot this shit, okay? I gave no clue what this says
1 David_Tosk 2017-10-07
Haha, sorry
1 i_saw_nothing 2017-10-07
I respect that you left him dangling after laughing at him.
1 RichHeads 2017-10-07
SNL has definitely become unfunny enough for Joe Matarese.
1 Patrick__Kane 2017-10-07
Don't they write those episodes during the week before the show? What would he do on the night of? Hold up cue cards?
1 aRTie02150 2017-10-07
I heard he's 100% Italian
1 Throwaway98709860 2017-10-07
This is like Stalin saying "guess what guys? I'm going to go work with the people in Nazi Germany"
1 52017 2017-10-07
Going to NFL training camp next summer. Stay tuned :)
Ok if you must know, my cousin is the driver for the team bus and I'll be following them in my car! A Rudy moment? You decide!
1 tunisianknifer 2017-10-07
Looks like he said he is going to the SNL writers room. https://twitter.com/TheJoeMatarese/status/916694746898292741
Totally pathetic. Generally writers are an entry level spot and you move on to bigger and better things from there. Joe is such a loser he is taking what would normally be a demotion for many comedians. Just so happens in his pathetic case it is a promotion. Sad!
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-10-07
I can only read his tweets in porsalin's voice now
1 Gnu_Mutant 2017-10-07
“Stay Tuned!” Yuck.
1 ChippusMaximus 2017-10-07
I've never tweeted Matarese but I'm blocked. He must've went through someone follower list and blocked everybody.
1 NGJimmy 2017-10-07
Will they let him on set with all those pill bottles in his hands? That's WAY TOO MANY!
1 i_saw_nothing 2017-10-07
I respect that you left him dangling after laughing at him.