2 2017-10-07 by Dr-Colin-Quinn
1 deanthecleanmachine 2017-10-07
shes gonna take eveeeeeeeerythiiiing
1 Zazz_Lacker 2017-10-07
Congratulations Galadriel and AIDS Putin.
If that really is you I apologize for calling you AIDS Putin.
1 HorologicallyInsane 2017-10-07
Lmfaoooo AIDS Putin
1 CommodorePawsey 2017-10-07
Holy shit did that make me laugh. Something about that combination of names and AIDS Putin sounds so childishly funny. Well done sir.
1 joepiscopo 2017-10-07
She married you knowing you are dying of aids ?
1 David_Tosk 2017-10-07
You don't look like you expect people here to look.
How's your sound system?
1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-10-07
This guy only fucks with Bose
1 eastriverdriveII 2017-10-07
who got you the vizio soundbar?
1 Guinness525 2017-10-07
Her smile makes me think of urine.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-10-07
You look like a Bond villian before his wife dies and sends him down a path of evil, vengeance, and hatred.
1 liljoeyk 2017-10-07
Which was the bigger milestone - getting married or being in sunlight?
1 opieisakunt 2017-10-07
Hey less attractive and straight Neil Patrick Harris, it's over as soon as she finds out you come here.
1 Thomas_Dairy 2017-10-07
I wanna scratch the blemish under her eye with a credit card.
1 goo-gobbler 2017-10-07
Straighten your bow tie you lackadaisical cancer patient
1 HitEmWTheHeinnn 2017-10-07
I don't believe you. Scribble the date and sub name on your wife's tits.
1 Dagidugidai 2017-10-07
You look like the human/alien hybrid in Alien Resurrection
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2017-10-07
Congrats to Mr. and Mrs. Falcone!
1 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2017-10-07
You look like you should be plowing a field in 1870s Russia and your wife looks like your mule.
1 joeybeans12 2017-10-07
I’m sure your parents Neil Patrick Harris and Gollum were proud.
1 Ironhawk05 2017-10-07
Where did you bury her after? and did you at least fuck the body 5 times before the maggots took claim?
1 JerseyLowLife 2017-10-07
Nerd.
1 bonecrushingkisses 2017-10-07
So are you rich or funny? Or was this some agreement you guys made during the chemo cycle that you weren't supposed to survive?
1 GeMigMat 2017-10-07
Is the missus trying to hide her ethnicity?
1 Anarox 2017-10-07
Neal Patrick Harris with actual aids trying to give the straight life a shot
1 CStel 2017-10-07
We found Snoway boys
Something's trying to crawl out of your forehead.
1 ShiftyMcGrifter 2017-10-07
Someone hit Lee Tergesen in the face with a shovel.
1 Jungies 2017-10-07
Does that inner set of jaws you guys have ever shoot out accidentally, like when you're kissing?
1 BarryMcCaulkener 2017-10-07
How was the slot?
1 JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-10-07
Nice forehead vein, cum slurper.
1 robocopsboner 2017-10-07
She taking that dick raw? You leaving a mess up in her cunt?
1 NGJimmy 2017-10-07
Congrats. You're bald. The sooner you accept it the sooner you can start being Buzzcut Cool Sunglasses Guy. Capisce?
1 ohpizzawow 2017-10-07
Does she got a nice fawkin pus
1 clay-davis 2017-10-07
Pre-nup?
33 comments
1 deanthecleanmachine 2017-10-07
shes gonna take eveeeeeeeerythiiiing
1 Zazz_Lacker 2017-10-07
Congratulations Galadriel and AIDS Putin.
If that really is you I apologize for calling you AIDS Putin.
1 HorologicallyInsane 2017-10-07
Lmfaoooo AIDS Putin
1 CommodorePawsey 2017-10-07
Holy shit did that make me laugh. Something about that combination of names and AIDS Putin sounds so childishly funny. Well done sir.
1 joepiscopo 2017-10-07
She married you knowing you are dying of aids ?
1 David_Tosk 2017-10-07
You don't look like you expect people here to look.
How's your sound system?
1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-10-07
This guy only fucks with Bose
1 eastriverdriveII 2017-10-07
who got you the vizio soundbar?
1 Guinness525 2017-10-07
Her smile makes me think of urine.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-10-07
You look like a Bond villian before his wife dies and sends him down a path of evil, vengeance, and hatred.
1 liljoeyk 2017-10-07
Which was the bigger milestone - getting married or being in sunlight?
1 opieisakunt 2017-10-07
Hey less attractive and straight Neil Patrick Harris, it's over as soon as she finds out you come here.
1 Thomas_Dairy 2017-10-07
I wanna scratch the blemish under her eye with a credit card.
1 goo-gobbler 2017-10-07
Straighten your bow tie you lackadaisical cancer patient
1 HitEmWTheHeinnn 2017-10-07
I don't believe you. Scribble the date and sub name on your wife's tits.
1 Dagidugidai 2017-10-07
You look like the human/alien hybrid in Alien Resurrection
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2017-10-07
Congrats to Mr. and Mrs. Falcone!
1 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2017-10-07
You look like you should be plowing a field in 1870s Russia and your wife looks like your mule.
1 joeybeans12 2017-10-07
I’m sure your parents Neil Patrick Harris and Gollum were proud.
1 Ironhawk05 2017-10-07
Where did you bury her after? and did you at least fuck the body 5 times before the maggots took claim?
1 JerseyLowLife 2017-10-07
Nerd.
1 bonecrushingkisses 2017-10-07
So are you rich or funny? Or was this some agreement you guys made during the chemo cycle that you weren't supposed to survive?
1 GeMigMat 2017-10-07
Is the missus trying to hide her ethnicity?
1 Anarox 2017-10-07
Neal Patrick Harris with actual aids trying to give the straight life a shot
1 CStel 2017-10-07
We found Snoway boys
1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-10-07
Something's trying to crawl out of your forehead.
1 ShiftyMcGrifter 2017-10-07
Someone hit Lee Tergesen in the face with a shovel.
1 Jungies 2017-10-07
Does that inner set of jaws you guys have ever shoot out accidentally, like when you're kissing?
1 BarryMcCaulkener 2017-10-07
How was the slot?
1 JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-10-07
Nice forehead vein, cum slurper.
1 robocopsboner 2017-10-07
She taking that dick raw? You leaving a mess up in her cunt?
1 NGJimmy 2017-10-07
Congrats. You're bald. The sooner you accept it the sooner you can start being Buzzcut Cool Sunglasses Guy. Capisce?
1 ohpizzawow 2017-10-07
Does she got a nice fawkin pus
1 clay-davis 2017-10-07
Pre-nup?