What is your most autistic habit gang? (Besides visiting this sub of course xDxDxDxD)

4  2017-10-07 by LoouisCuCK

Me? I enjoy mindlessly repeating the tune of "The Monster Mash". It is unquestionably catchy. Lest anyone think that this is merely a season-appropriate affair, this is actually something I hum all year long.

edit: also I only know a few lines of the song

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It was a graveyard smash nigga

Jerking off in front of subordinates like Louis Ck, Brett Ratner, and Harvey Weinstein.

The way you structured that sentence makes it sound like those men are your subordinates and you force them to watch you masturbate.

And knowing you it’s probably true.

I rock back and forth anytime I am sitting.

me too, but i sing the mike tyson version

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is there a better interpretation?

drinking until i fall asleep

Nice

I count toothpicks when people drop them on the ground.

I sing lines from songs but change the lyrics to things relating to rape, being gay or racial slurs.

I do it pretty much all day.

Smell my pecka

I hate myself when I experience negative emotions, because I don’t want to be anything like the bitchy yentas, Jesus Christ and Howard Stern.

I greet cows EVERY time I drive pass them. Some specific ones I have more of a discussion with (those two, for instance, that have the white swath of white around their middles) than others though (such as the brown ones, of course).