The Ralphie May Conspiracy (this one goes all the way to the top)
51 2017-10-07 by EdguhMellencamp
I can't name my sources and I don't want to say too much this early, but I have reason to believe Ralphie May's death might have been weight-related. I'll keep you guys in the know.
19 comments
1 buryonedeep 2017-10-07
Bullsugah
1 TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-10-07
It wasn't enough to kill Patrice. TPTB are going to kill every obese comedian with medical conditions.
1 decmcg 2017-10-07
Sauces close to Ralphie were bbq, ketchup and mustard.
1 johnnyroberts 2017-10-07
Sir, that gave me a nice chuckle.
1 dryjngf 2017-10-07
😂
1 humanmeat 2017-10-07
haha, I think you forgot mayonnaise
1 Ant_Sucks 2017-10-07
Unlike his blood which couldn't make it past the blockage.
1 liljoeyk 2017-10-07
Can anyone account for Pattons whereabouts?
1 Applesauceinmypants 2017-10-07
He's in the clear. Sources say he spends most of his time potty training his daughter.
1 SuperTrucker76 2017-10-07
He was last seen loading a skid of Devil Dogs into a box truck.
1 Billyassman 2017-10-07
That was Artie.
1 cormacMcCarthysWhore 2017-10-07
THERMITE DIABETES
this stuff could be everywhere...
1 Suibu 2017-10-07
Ralphie May never even existed! Wake up sheeple!! The truth is now!!!
1 zenicaone 2017-10-07
I hear it was the FBI who was putting extra butter into his food.
Can you confirm or deny?
1 EdguhMellencamp 2017-10-07
I can't say if it was the FBI, but somebody was slipping extra calories into his already extensively unhealthy meals.
1 Xx9mmParabellumxX 2017-10-07
A weight problem? What like he died from waiting too long er sumthin?
1 52017 2017-10-07
Yeah...he couldn't wait for his next meal!!!! 🤣
1 Billyassman 2017-10-07
For a meth head he sure was a hefty fella.
1 Dagidugidai 2017-10-07
Stop with the body shaming guys, it was clearly depression
1 johnnyroberts 2017-10-07
Sir, that gave me a nice chuckle.
1 dryjngf 2017-10-07
😂
1 humanmeat 2017-10-07
haha, I think you forgot mayonnaise