uhg next YKWD bobby gets maudlin and dramatic about his health and swears for the 1,000th time to lose weight...

As long as he doesn’t get haroldlin about his health.

I love him, but... this. I was his weight a few years ago after a knee injury. I've lost 60 pounds, and... it's like...yeah. When you're fat, EVERY cell in your body is crying out for sustenance. But you gotta rein it in, or you're gonna fucking die.

Bobby has recently claimed that he's in "very good health" and that besides his weight he's in excellent shape. Classic fat sober guy delusions.

It's the worst when you think you can still pick up girls. When I was 20 I weighed 250 but I still thought that my charm could get me laid. Uck

You didn’t have money.

That tub of shit does.

Eh, he's upper middle class. He lives in a nice neighborhood where his doctors are probably dentists and lawyers and high school principals.

He needed tha muhhnnaayyyy

"I never get sick!"

A very fat friend of mine used to say that all the time. I finally told him that he was lying to himself, and that being morbidly obese is a chronic sickness with some surefire cures, then he stopped being friends with me.

I would too, you sound like a real killjoy

Yeah, well he's dead now so I guess i was onto something.

The mature thing to do would be to secretly laugh behind his back what a dumb fuck he is for being fat and then mock him openly once dead.

fuck you & the camel you rode in on you fuckin' muslim

Huh?

sorrry babe, I was drunk, I'll delete that in a minute ... I rerally dont know why I said that, I guess I wasn't fully awake yet

I heard him say he has high blood pressure & is like a cunt-hair away from diabetes

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Oh shit. I guess I haven't listened in awhile.

Unless doctor from Sea World told him he's next

You don't think he's doing fine with his 700 cigar humidor and "smoke shed"?

Didn't he recently give that shit up?

The Day the Laughter Diabetes

June of 2023

Yes. Look at Artie, the fucker should have been dead a decade ago. I give him till 2023.

Saint Peter: "Welcome to Heaven. ... Not you."

I would be genuinely sad if Bobby dies. He's not the funniest in the O&A universe but probably the most likeable.

I'm with you. Maybe "the pests" can be used for good and shame him into losing a few hundred pounds so his child can get to know him.

He's a trooper too. Remember when we wrecked his AMA? He took it like a champ.

A fat, obese champ.

If he doesn't die soon I'm going to end up hating him. I've always loved the guy but god damn he's fucking obnoxious on YKWD now.

Shut yo mouf

Not Bobby! I love that pig.

Hope it's soon, one less voice chiming in on YKWD.

I say Bobby outlives every single one of us drunks and whores

I say 5, maybe 6:30.

"dude,you got your coffin,your crying family,food,booze boom you gotta funeral dude"

You either die a fat hero or live long enough to see yourself become the skinny villain (Jim Norton)

Bobby should outlive Lavell Crawford,though

He actually lost a lot of weight.

So, bang-bang tonight: tomorrow we hit the gym, start eating kale, ok?

bobby or artie.

whoever runs this shittie place should stickie the poll until one of them kick the bucket.

Artie will make it to 90, no problem.

Constitution of a gorilla.

You genuinely believe that?

2020

He will not live past 2020. Mark my words.

I just saw him do stand up tonight and he claims that he has "30 summers left." I'm sure Ralphie thought the same thing this morning.

bang bang?

Ralphie May's snuffed the bucket?

Guess it makes that time he called me a cunt on twitter posthumously valuable.

He's on his final fat.

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