What's the worst thing you've ever tugged your pud to?

9  2017-10-06 by JoeCumiasCockBreath

I think mine is a French woman.

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I jerked it to Maeby Fünke's tits last week. I don't feel good about that one.

Alia Shawkat is sexy as hell though.

I always thought she was sexy, especially in her younger days (no Anth here, i think im the same age as her. I was in Hs when Arrested Development came out)

Schindler’s List

Dustin Nguyen from 21 Jump Street.

I jerked off on the bus home from school thinking about the annoying girls big tits.

The rape scene from the movie Kids.

I've jerked to the rape scene from Irreversible several times.

Took me awhile, but I found it:

https://youtu.be/D8kQsqDP7CQ?t=1h19m48s

I've heard this movie is messed up, I might give it a watch.

You spelled hot wrong.

That has to be the most boring sex scene I think I've ever seen in my life

The opening scene for me.

Yeah I did the same but I was like 15 when I saw it so it wasnt that strange. I think that girl was about 14 or 15 at the time. Larry Clarke is a creep

Oh, everything I've heard about Larry Clarke is that he's a huge fucking pedo.

Shit, I was 13. Yeah, Larry Clarke is a fucking creep. Good soundtrack though.

Seriously, watch Ken park. That whole movie was made to be an artsy creepfest.

I once had a dream/fantasy where a dirty old man was willing to give up his underage daughters to me as long as he gets to fuck my ass. He fucked my ass, but the problem was that the little girls were watching while he did it, and were so disgusted with me afterwards, that they would under no circumstance have sex with me and I wasn't going to rape them. But as I still wanted to cum, I went back to the old man and let him fuck my ass again while I jerked off. That's what I came to.

I once had a dream/fantasy where

= Last Tuesday, in real life, there was

That's a pretty common dream theme like teeth falling out

Suzy Colbert from Mandden on my old Nintendo DS

Horse porn.

Horse porn.

Worst in the sense of how I felt afterwards: In high school I could easily jack 8 times a day. No problem. I had a massive crush on my friend's mom. She looked like actress Bonnie Hunt. I would jack to the fantasy of getting her pregnant. I'd skip school, sneak over to her house and we'd fuck all day long in every room in the house. Her marriage would fall apart. She'd tell my mom that she was pregnant with my kid. All these scenarios would flash and alternate in my mind. I'd feel weird and guilty about it afterwards but the fantasy was too intense to resist.

Then what happened?

Then I threw the jizz sock across the room. Stupid question.

Oh, I was assuming rape.

Pet Cemetary.

That little jumper outfit that Gauge was wearing was so adorable!

I liked the part where he was killed in the street.

Too soon?

I was walking home this week and saw a beatiful angelic boy lying in the middle of an intersection, light glistening off of shards of glass protruding from his forehead. I couldn't contain myself and had to right there on the spot.

W82 - Thinking you could skate a Chicago park.

I once had a dream/fantasy where

= Last Tuesday, in real life, there was

That's a pretty common dream theme like teeth falling out