Something tells me lil' Christopher Jr. is gonna be just fine

199  2017-10-06 by justneedtologin

84 comments

I don't know, that looks like improper subwoofer placement to me

It's certainly not optimal.

if only he had those wings in life

Not sure what that mixed race baby is doing in heaven but I get the idea.

Well, the sound system is Vizio so maybe the artist intended for his fate to be more ambiguous.

there were always paternity questions so he might not have been mixed after all.

Thank God for small miracles.

Robbing the place

That..MONNNGURAL BABY!

Some truly gifted artists on this sub.

And truly awful people :)

*autists

Actually his neck broke as he went out the window and landed on the road. He won't be fine. He won't be anything other than dead for eternity

Well when you put it like that...

Naw man, hes pretty fuckin far from fine

Nothing lasts forever. Except death.

Actually he broke his neck because some nigger stomp on him

Brings a tear to my eye knowing this child's memory will be most remembered and preserved, not by his mother and family, but by autistic tributes such as this.

It's his tiny thumbs up attitude that really hit home for me.

Would you know my name, if I saw you in heaven?

He's soaring with the annngelsssss...

rip Bobby Hill

For an impulsive throw, he showed a lot of technique.

Hammer throwing a toddler takes a lot of skill. Trust me, I know.

Chinese people are awesome

They're not people.

God needed a flat toddler

And a flat sound system, apparently

This lil troublemaker was aiding and abetting a thief! He sinned and will burn forever in the fiery pits of hell and anyone who disagrees is a godless cunt.

He's gonna he down there with the faggots and muslims.

good english

Thanks.

Doesn't sound like hell to me

It's like that Jew fella that sold Jesus out, everybody knew he was gonna do it

You put more love into drawing that shit than the little fucker ever received from his daddy.

Aww

if only loves could be quantified by jeep flips...

His name isn't jr. He has some kind of ebonics name that I'm not gonna bother to type because its just another example of his garbage parents having garbage judgement.

Qaden. That is his name... Qaden. Remember him when you look at the night sky!

I still can’t get over how bad his name was.

It’s a terrible white name (Kayden) ghettofied. It’s the worst naming practices of both races combined into one.

It’s like...(thinking harder than I’ve ever thought about anything) it’s like...like...peeing on a poop!

Oh this makes sense. I thought it was pronounced Qwayden. It's hard to keep up with those ghettofied names when English isn't your first language. Scratch that, it's just hard to keep up with

The girls called him Pimp Daddy Q.

I'll remember him when I see another Visio product.

Walmart Loss Prevention, full of treachery.

Sounds like a mortal kombat character

Al-Qaden Kuhn was a saint on ert.

976 of “First Names a Diligent Human Resources Manager Dreads Seeing at the Top of a Resume.”

No, regular managers dread that. An HR manager would smile, look at the "diversity is our strength" poster on the wall, and put that application on top of the pile

My bad. You’re 100% correct.

Junior is going to dominate the next power ranking.

worth

The art this sub puts out never fails to make me laugh out loud at work and then have to try and make up some stupid reason as to why I did so that's not, "Someone drew a dead baby with a vizio sound bar in heaven."

Same here. I think its horrible the kids dead. It should have been the dad and im guessing he fells the same way. But that fucking "RIP Bobby Hill" comment in here got me to the point i was crying from laughing.

Seriously. I've spent more time on this sub reading about how some autistic asshole killed his kid then I have spent reading on the massacre in Vegas. And I can't tell anyone what I'm reading and what's so funny. It's so fucked up. An utter piece of shit who took pleasure fucking with some guys life happens to get his comeuppance and some other asshole makes an MS paint picture of the guys dead son. What the actual fuck.

im guessing he fells the same way

Yeah that's why when he saw his son's lifeless body on the ground he stopped, took in the moment, wept and, not worried about his own well being, called for help. That is how it went down right?

RIP little man, I'll remember you for your white half :'(

White 3/4s, presumably.

Did they find the other half yet?

Naw some white trash Philly DOT guy got an overtime call-in to clean that part off the pavement "Yo Johnny, crank da hose up, we're gunna need more wooder"

surely the grieving parents would feel some relief and comfort seeing this picture...

Not so sure the father currently has internet access. Maybe his public defender can relay it to him.

The flowers bloom even in heaven too. And little Qaden runs and picks them "Mama these for you".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLC4Go9WZfA

Nobody's posted Tha Crossroads lyrics yet.

Can someone catch me up on this?

An o&a subreddit user made the news for all the wrong reasons

Holy shit.

On every thread. There's a "in the loop please" then a "holy shit"

Usually it's horrific when this sub makes the news, as it should be. This was top of the charts

You think one of us is ever going to get on the news for good reasons?

Charity bake off?

Thank you for the ridehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GL92NlNuJQ

His name is Qaden u cunt.

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I wonder if heaven got a ghetto for thug niggas?

thank god he took his dads nigger genome with him to the dirt where it belongs. That runt would have tried to pass as white and propogate his ape traits further if not for this fortunate event

you're a real spitfire

Jesus, you kinda hit the ceeling

You're not wrong.

definitely not. he was in it just to troll. but instead of claiming responsibility he should have sat back and let somebody else stumble onto it

Sweet Baby Boy Norton

Can we send Christopher Kuhn these beautiful drawings in prison mail? To show him that we care and still love him.

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He’s feeling the heavenly bass from that subwoofer.

Shower thought. This kid was the product of a jersey white trash pig who fucked some koon and let him nut in her.

Do we think this kid was gonna be a ceo? Who knows whos life we saved 20 years from now cuz this lid wanted to be a scum bag like dad. What genes do u think he had?

The truth hurts