AM Reminder- Former Comedian James Morton had to board a plane and leave NYC to eat Ladyboi Sausage with his asshole.

51  2017-10-06 by PepperTheCentaur

24 comments

It's his secret to keeping his svelte physique.

i thought it was the gay flu that kept him in tip top shape.

He's burnt all bridges with the American trannys so is now having to do world tours

Now he's an International Coal Burner.

she's black too? this has gone too far.

Nah he's pure bred Scandinavian. Jim loves the Viking dick.

I thought "it" was a Russian?

Nah, Princess Alena is a native Swede from what I understand. I wonder if Jimmy plows his shitter too? Eh, to each their own I suppose.

Word spreads fast when a person has AIDS

Needing a passport to go on a date isn't a good sign.

Also not a good sign if your date has to dilate his artificial vagina for 2 hours before

Well I've got good news there.

Oh another day off? such a queen diva. forcing yourself to run the board does not make you howard stern

Comedian? Hes a board op for a wrestling morning show on Siriusxm

Hey gang, what do you think made Jimmy realize that he's a natural power bottom? I always thought he was the one banging the trannies, as opposed to getting banged.

Even ten years ago, Jim would talk on the show about how he was trying to get his girlfriend to peg him. He just made the logical progression of getting fucked in the ass by a man.

It's not just a man, it's a twenty year old hairy Scandinavian man in a wig.

She looks pretty smooth.

Jimmy requires foreign sositch!

Love that you try to casually shorehorn in the "fact" that you "can't fit anything in my ass larger than a finger" in the same interview that you unwittingly revealed you're on PrEP.

Your hungry asshole swallows cum unprotected and you pay them to do it.

lol he never really reconciles his cover stories with appearances, does he?

It's such a terrible cover story. Who actually believes him?

Jimmy has a girlfriend? First I'm hearing about it. Hope they don't get into any arguments.

When did this thing start with him dating overseas?

Around the same time he started taking AIDS medication

i thought it was the gay flu that kept him in tip top shape.

Around the same time he started taking AIDS medication