They're not strangers when they call him "Ope" (rhymes with dope)

Just Regular Opie bringing a little cheer before he heads off to the daily grind.

I wonder if his co-workers despise him as much as the ones he had in radio did.

Nah he pays them $7.50 a shift or a show as the opester jokes on a daily basis. (None of his coworkers get it.)

If they're anything like everyone else who's ever come into contact with him, they will.

It's his new version of going to callers.

You think he takes calls when his family is at the dinner table?

-LYnns, lynsss, Hold on -hold on We're going to SNOWAYYYY

He completely forgot that he left for 'work' at 12:30pm last time didn't he.

https://twitter.com/OpieRadio/status/916271131534987266

I think somebody saw your comment

The Opster's getting a little taste of that OT this week.

You think maybe he's trying to pump up the numbazzz?

Not much longer before he's holding up a "WILL SHUT UP FOR FOOD" sign.

Sounds real busy with his new imaginary job. He literally tweeted last night "Gotta get to bed. That alarm comes mighty early".

WE GET IT. YOU WANT PEOPLE TO THINK YOU HAVE A JOB.

How long is this narcissistic cunt going to drag out this fake job announcement.

Is he trying to look like Scorch?