So I was callin this fuckin paahdcast right, and this fuckiiin bitch Jacckkee wouldn't even let me talk ta da doc, maybe he coulda prescribed me sumthin that woulda helped wit ma calmedy.
Pffft, you know he makes money off us HATERS, right? I'd tell you how if your puny redditard brain could handle it. We have no effect on his life whatsoever!
He's actually from cherry hill,NJ.. i know this because when i went to see bill burr he had matarese open for him and his whole act was about how he was cherry hill nj but he was technicly from philly and all the similarities it was terrible
38 comments
1 Phantas_Magorical 2017-10-06
"Before I go, can I plug a few gigs?
Goddamn do you people make me laugh. What a giant waste of time this all is.
1 eastriverdriveII 2017-10-06
Porsalin, you are truly gifted.
1 WistfulNotions 2017-10-06
Can't believe he's a Brit.
He's got everyone properly fooled, they were convinced he was from Brooklyn/Jersey.
1 TobyTheRobot 2017-10-06
Holy shit I didn't know that. This is how I felt when I learned that House was a Brit.
1 Lokque 2017-10-06
So I was callin this fuckin paahdcast right, and this fuckiiin bitch Jacckkee wouldn't even let me talk ta da doc, maybe he coulda prescribed me sumthin that woulda helped wit ma calmedy.
1 Kloster 2017-10-06
Porsalin is a saint on eart
1 egates09 2017-10-06
you are one truly talented britfag. please never stop rustling matarese's jimmys
1 Guinness525 2017-10-06
Joe is quickly becoming an internet sensation.
1 BackpageDweller 2017-10-06
i really enjoy watching you guys destroy this mans life
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-10-06
Prank call Joe has more steam.
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-10-06
Pffft, you know he makes money off us HATERS, right? I'd tell you how if your puny redditard brain could handle it. We have no effect on his life whatsoever!
1 alobesmooth 2017-10-06
I want to break my dick off in Jacckkee's cunt.
1 52017 2017-10-06
Goddamn you are a poet
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-10-06
Tsss yeah what about a marset or sumpthin
1 TangerineReam 2017-10-06
I like u/Porsalin, but if he thinks he's getting shekels from me for this stupid Matarese crap, then that niggas got another thing coming
1 porsalin 2017-10-06
Are we still going on about this? I stopped the patreon bit a while back. I don't want or need people's sheckels so relax my good friend.
1 uralldiseased 2017-10-06
don't bother with the fawkin haters. you, stinks, and Kuhn are the only ones steering the ship around here.
1 porsalin 2017-10-06
I like u/TangerineReam - He gave me a gentle, friendly bashing for doing a patreon and it was well deserved. He's good people.
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-10-06
Theresa May is a slag and Harry is marrying a slut so he can't be King no more.
1 MasterBetti 2017-10-06
could you get a real fucking MIC or phone though? only complaint
1 porsalin 2017-10-06
I have. But I recorded audio from my system output so it was whatever their stream captured. The problems their end not mine.
1 PMmeyourbetakeys 2017-10-06
what's the point of saying this shit? do you also go into random businesses and tell them "you faggots think i am gonna buy your bread? THINK AGAIN"
shut the fuck up nobody cares about a cut from your Walmart minimum wage.
1 TangerineReam 2017-10-06
LANGUAGE!
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-10-06
Walmart you say?
1 PMmeyourbetakeys 2017-10-06
Walmart and Ted Schekler's Emporiums are the only American shops i know.
1 MattressBoy 2017-10-06
The shrink on the right is a good sport.
1 RatherPleasent 2017-10-06
The cadence of the voice is a mix of Matarese, Stone Cold, and retardation. I like the mix.
1 F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2017-10-06
Sounds a little like Nicholson in The Departed
1 yungfella 2017-10-06
Sounded like Ray Liotta to me.
1 uralldiseased 2017-10-06
I'm all in with the porsalin.
imagine if this impression reaches a wider audience than Joe himself.
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-10-06
Give it an hour.
1 TheFlyEpisodeWasGood 2017-10-06
"When you do impressions, though, don't you have to do people people know?"
1 Delicious_Apes 2017-10-06
I listened to the AA Joe episode and he sounds exactly like this.
1 David_Tosk 2017-10-06
Even a total stranger can pick up on how much of a loser Materese is.
1 David_Tosk 2017-10-06
The middle one was probably a total dime at 20. Still not bad
1 Peckahnator 2017-10-06
Fucking retards. The quality problems are clearly on their end yet two of them don't even use headphones to compensate for it and they still complain.
Civilians were a mistake.
1 itrits 2017-10-06
I’m damaged, I need fixin’
1 TriangleDimes 2017-10-06
lol i love how this roaming parody of joe is slowly getting more recognition than him
1 RickArnold2003 2017-10-06
Yea, Joe shouldn't be bitching about this. Fake Joe Matarese might actually get the real Joe Matarese booked by accident.
1 hickorysmoked1 2017-10-06
"Well if they weren't laughing, that means you weren't funny!" "But my wife says I'm funny"
1 Abarf 2017-10-06
I cant even listen to this, im getting the chills. lol
1 chippersan 2017-10-06
He's actually from cherry hill,NJ.. i know this because when i went to see bill burr he had matarese open for him and his whole act was about how he was cherry hill nj but he was technicly from philly and all the similarities it was terrible
1 WistfulNotions 2017-10-06
Can't believe he's a Brit.
He's got everyone properly fooled, they were convinced he was from Brooklyn/Jersey.