I sent Joe a request for a 2u appearance for my dieing son he sent me back this.

1  2017-10-06 by wicked_crayfish

9 comments

This was the email:

Dear 2U,

I was hoping you would be able to complete my request. On November 27th it is my son's 9th birthday. He is unfortunately dieing of stage four lung cancer. He is a huge u2 fan and it would mean the world if you could come play for him and his friends. I was also hoping at some point you would sing vertigo,as that is his favorite song.

This would mean the world to him and would be fulfilling his life long dream. As for payment does he have to spit in "the edge's" mouth before or after the performance? Please let me know as we will have him chew gum before payment to make sure it is a good one. Thanks again, Fred bimmel

You know it was painful for him to turn down any offer of child spit. Maybe he realized it was too good to be true.

dieing?

he was excited while typing.

That was nice of Joe.

Delicious.

Is that Burt Kreischer?

These fellas are in shape and look lovely. Bert is an alcoholic mess.

This is how Joe trolls for queers its conversation starter either you ignore him or its your turn to send him one of your favorites