And the Country music pandering begins...

2  2017-10-06 by Tlk619

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LORD WHY COULDN'T IT BE ME IN THAT TOWER WHEN THE PLANE HIT

sells music

Where were you when the world stopped turning, on that September day?

The house next door to me's been sold....

HAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT... back it in

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Worked a Eric Church concert a few months ago. His thing is "party country" but the music is still shite. His road crew and band members were cool as shit tho. Which is rare, for some reason the country guys seem to be the coolest.

Shoulda been him, from that 32nd floor. Im here to sing but my souls no more... (sad country guitar chord)

Bro-country is harmless watered-down southern "rock", mild guitar pop aimed squarely at the lame escapist fantasies the bored soccer moms and their beer-swilling husbands who still buy CDs. Trucks, bars, beer, blue jeans, the beach, making love down at the ol' swimmin' hole and so forth. It's "rock and roll" for people who find rock music too scary and weird these days.

Country Mitch Hedberg isn't as funny as the original

What would you dooo

ALL YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS HATING ON THE CHIEF.... HES HELPING PEOPLE HEAL BY EXPRESSING UNIMAGINABLE SORROW AND GRIEF IN AN HONEST WAY. WOULD YOU RATHER HE JUST RIOT AND PROTEST IN THE STREETS LIKE YOUR BLACK ANIMALS MATTER FRIENDS? PLEASE GO FUCK YOURSELVES.