In case you haven’t heard...

10  2017-10-05 by pashow84

One time Artie was in a casino and saw a lady on a slot machine with a colostomy bag and, get this... someone came up to him and said his cigarette was bothering people! He never tells that story so I figured I’d share.

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Did he ever explain why the slot machine was wearing a colostomy bag?

Killed it with that snappy British humour.

What the elephant was doing in my pajamas I'll never know

An elephant can use its tusks to dig for ground water. An adult elephant needs to drink around 210 litres of water a day.

you ruined best line of few next AA shows

Did he ever say why his dad was paralyzed?

Any interesting stories about pig suits?

That reminds me of the Time Kathy Griffen was on the Stern show...

Oh, I haven’t heard that one! I bet he was absolutely riveted throughout the whole interview!