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37  2017-10-05 by Tom_Stall

I need a babysitter for just about an hour today. You need to be available soon, I'm watching a movie and the sound quality is just not doing the director any service so I'm going to pop into Walmart to pick up a soundbar but I need someone to watch my toddler. I don't have much money but I can get you anything you want from Walmart.

Edit: NVM I'll take the kid with me.

8 comments

1  goo-gobbler 2017-10-05

Be careful!

1  Suibu 2017-10-05

I'm pretty sure Opies free

1  crabman3000 2017-10-05

Man you're going to regret that loud ass soundbar when your kid is watching Frozen for the twelfth time that week. Probably going to wish you never got the damn thing, or the soundbar! (Just kidding my man, have a good one brothaman.)

1  Anthonysnewcohost 2017-10-05

Suuuuuure

1  SickleSellout 2017-10-05

Probably best to leave the kid in the car because I doubt you'll have much time to buckle him up when you leave.

Just remember, Walmart staff don't care that you're stealing. Just play it cool and you should be fine.

1  relaxredditfag 2017-10-05

Ok now this joke is deader than KillaKuhn's male heir.

1  PaintedPicture 2017-10-05

This was an original take. Verdict? Hilarious

1  sanfrancisco69er 2017-10-05

Kuhnroll'd