What will this sub be like when Christopher Kuhn visits it for the first time as a free man after a long stint in the jailhouse?

5  2017-10-05 by passtheshroomtech

What are your predictions?

15 comments

1  cbanks420lol 2017-10-05

He'll be out in like 2 years tops.

All of this is blowing my mind though, I'd figured it'd be stinks going to jail for murder after Brother Joe tried fucking with him too much.

1  passtheshroomtech 2017-10-05

I doubt 2 years. He's got a $5million bond and 3rd degree murder charges. Plus the priors of assault with a screwdriver. I'm guessing at least 15 years

1  cbanks420lol 2017-10-05

I was kidding. He's done for.

1  opestersmammarydrip 2017-10-05

His ass will literally resemble a sink hole from all the thug cock. Dude will come out with a prolapsed anus and half his intestines permanently hangin out of his body. This is my medical opinion.

1  TheAmazingAsshole2 2017-10-05

Wait are we talking about Kuhn or Jimmy here

1  TossyMcSalad 2017-10-05

CIA framing innocent bystanders for their crimes of stealing speakers and running over children. Bad (or sick) guys!

1  Lyle_D_Chipperson 2017-10-05

Don't forget the priors of credit card theft, eluding and driving on a suspended license

1  sjeffiesjeff 2017-10-05

Perhaps more than that

1  Whydontulovemelynsi 2017-10-05

we'll be in the second term of the Stinks administration and visio sound bars will be free for every american citizen after the great plundering of china

1  A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-10-05

What a time to be alive!

1  AnonCauseSJWsDoxx 2017-10-05

I'll be dead and buried by then, even if I get a liver transplant.

A man like him will go to his parole hearing and blame his "stupid kid" for his predicament. He'll never understand why that doesn't sound sympathetic. His brain doesn't work that way.

tl; dr: He's a nigger.

1  tw-means-teen-wolf 2017-10-05

They aren't very reasonable, nor do they typically take responsibility for their actions.

1  zeroaiming 2017-10-05

The next time that guy uses an electronic device it will have been catapulted over a prison fence.

1  bonniesretardsister 2017-10-05

We'll all be dead from heart disease or kratom.

1  ha_thats_funny 2017-10-05

I don't know. Those folk don't cotton to baby killers all that much