You cooked her dinner?? She probably thinks you're a homo.

Second date. First date was at a restaurant

If it was anything fancier than Popeye's and you didn't get her the hushpuppy shrimp, again, she likely thinks you suck the cock.

You are a large gentleman, aren't you?

I apparently weigh 30 lbs less than you, lardass.

30 lb ≈ 14 kg

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Pics or it's fake news (make sure penis is in pic)

The penis is in the trousers

Second date you cooked for her unless your a chef at a 5 star restaurant your a homo

Wanna jerk off together?

Yes

Well pull out the $100 and hop on back pages you moe

What did you cook?

My cock. Pesto chicken with mozzarella and tomatoes, cous cous, and a salad

I'm disregarding that first part...Interesting. Sounds pretty good actually. Did she enjoy it?

That bitch said she did. She was probably just in it for the free food. And she wasn't even a fatty!

I thought I was going somewhere with this, but I got nothing.

Well I appreciate the comments

did you cook up onions with your meal?

No, but my balls smell like onions

is this why people rape in USA?

One of the many valid reasons, yes

aaah I see. so third date it is happening I presume.

We're supposed to go hiking this weekend. She probably will say she's busy now

how exactly fat are you?

220

just go for the hookers if you do not want to loose weight and not confident enough to attract women.

dont embarrass yourself

If I go down this path, I'll end up turning out like lil' Jimmy Norton

still better than cooking dinners for women that will never fuck you, over and over again.

you are on a way to become Roland, with all female "best friends" who will not turn down your "free food" offers.

I don't give a care

I know. thats why you are fat.

How tall are you? Like a Mike Tyson-ish 220 or just fat?

he is just fat - picture Roland, only shorter.

Why would you want to go with her even if she did?

didnt you figure out that he is a schmuck from his opening post.

Didn't the roofies kick in?

Why did you let her leave? She humiliated you then waltz out the door.

You waited until the end of the evening to kiss her? What are you, fourteen?

EDIT: *What are you, fiiiiiiiiiiive?

Yea I guess I done goofed

For real, don't wait until the end of the date for a kiss.

In fact, make it personal policy to kiss the girl on the first date. Shows you have balls.

A woman was inside your apartment willingly? It's progress

also left unraped.

He deleted his post hahaha

it was fat schmuck fuck u/erockisadunce

for the record - before he deletes his posts

Cooking a woman dinner is kinda beta. My guess is she realized this.

but they always do this in romcoms and ladies love it

How old are you? Virgin?

You should have sprinkled some xanax in with the shaker cheese

Yes

how exactly fat are you?

Why would you want to go with her even if she did?