Saying Goodbye to My Friends Here

0  2017-10-05 by ImTakingADumpAsIType

I'm really appalled and aghast over the dead baby jokes. This sub isn't for me and I won't be visiting anymore.

This decision hurts because I feel like I made a few good friends here recently and I feel like I started to integrate myself into the sub and was on the verge of becoming a well-known member.

A special goodbye to the following members whom I consider friends: /u/cormacmccarthyswhore /u/theghostofabevigoda /u/bams_seed

See you guys around. xoxo

18 comments

1  PMmeyourbetakeys 2017-10-05

this bit sucks

1  TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2017-10-05

Godspeed, Lurlene. Ya stupit fuckin' bitch.

1  assreaper 2017-10-05

Won't see him no more.... but seriously your a cunt.

1  grocery_man 2017-10-05

Faggot.

1  Wes-man 2017-10-05

You don’t say ‘Your Mom’s box’. Guess this doesn’t count then.

1  Randal_X 2017-10-05

Oh, Jereeemyyyy!

1  thatskelp 2017-10-05

I feel like I started to integrate myself into the sub and was on the verge of becoming a well-known member.

What in the actual fuck?

1  chrispcparts 2017-10-05

your first pussy hair is showing

1  A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-10-05

Those are all the same person

1  TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2017-10-05

I'm pretty sure Lurlene here is actually thenigisup, but that's just my hunch.

1  Opprobriousness 2017-10-05

I can't tell whose who anymore. I just assume this sub is like 20 people, 10 of whom have dozens of accounts each.

1  LiterallyCaligula 2017-10-05

You forgot the Vos plug.

1  cormacMcCarthysWhore 2017-10-05

Goodbye lass. I'll be thinking of you.

Fantasizing, really - imagining making out with you compassionately, then mutual nipple play and MUTUAL oral, then thrusting my cock past your g-spot over and over... just hour long sessions of sex at whatever tempo best fits the moment.

Then spooning till the break of dawn, whispering nostalgically, reminiscing about our favorite Colin Quinn insults. I take you out for the best breakfast in town, go see a movie, snuggle together and make snide remarks about hateable TV shows.

5 years down the road, we arrive home late at night, drunk, with a drunken, younger, happier couple in tow. We trade passive aggressive jabs for hours on end, and bully the younger couple into not leaving. Slowly they get drunker and pulled farther into our nihilism and fatalism. At some point I will wring my hands together, wishing your throat was between them, and say "now that we're through with Humiliate the Host...and we don't want to play Hump the Hostess yet...how about a little round of Get the Guests."

Goodbye Martha.

1  zenicaone 2017-10-05

time for a new account?

1  opestersmammarydrip 2017-10-05

can i just put the tip in for ol time sake

1  Billyassman 2017-10-05

See you soon,happy trails cowboy, smooth sailing sailor,keep the rubber side down motorist,may the wind be at your back and all this smoke ya blowing up your faggot ass.

1  SibHashian13 2017-10-05

A well known member? I've never heard of you

1  sindrone7 2017-10-05

I hope you're kidding you sensitive fag