Reasons to kill your kid

130  2017-10-04 by Whydontulovemelynsi

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42 comments

1  GeMigMat 2017-10-04

They'll never find you if you run away from your dead kid

1  PhilipMarma 2017-10-04

Talk about leaving DNA evidence at the crime scene...

1  Nah_Ming 2017-10-04

Maybe. Knowing that community it's likely he isn't even the father.

1  jcafaro17 2017-10-04

God damn.....line of the day

1  RealTonySchiavone 2017-10-04

In one article they made a point to mention that the police were not actively in pursuit of him. lmao

1  Whydontulovemelynsi 2017-10-04

had to get back home in time for the new 100% Italian

1  turdthief2 2017-10-04

Jamming on that skinny pedal, imagining "Heyyyyy it's me Joe Matarese" in that rich, full timbre that can only be experienced with a Vizio sound bar

1  zenicaone 2017-10-04

Vizio should pay his lawyers for the free promotion he gave them.

1  Icon_Crash 2017-10-04

Yep, Walmart security was on to him, but that's about it. Although he did have time to cover up his license plate, but not enough time to make sure his kid was strapped in.

1  FatMosque 2017-10-04

Lol. So he covered it on the way out? Meaning he just grabbed the stereo impulsively? I thought maybe he had some master plan involving the kid as a decoy

1  Icon_Crash 2017-10-04

At least, that is what was reported in one of the articles posted up yesterday.

1  HitEmWTheHeinnn 2017-10-04

Keeping the u/killakuhn roast going. đź‘Ť

1  sjeffiesjeff 2017-10-04

I hope he gets raped in prison if you know what I mean

1  KennethFresno 2017-10-04

What are you coyly getting at?

1  sjeffiesjeff 2017-10-04

You know me, Ken, I like subtle humor.

1  TossyMcSalad 2017-10-04

the deep state ran him off traffic and left a dead kid in his jeep

NOT GUILTY!!!

1  Whydontulovemelynsi 2017-10-04

James Clapper is ON THE RECORD as saying your solid gold jeep can be hacked

1  TossyMcSalad 2017-10-04

gold is the best electrical conductor...

1  FecklessKing 2017-10-04

This fucking sub, man...

1  DerpalSherpa 2017-10-04

Holy shit! This one got a nigga ribs hurtin'.

1  Nah_Ming 2017-10-04

You're not the only nigga with hurt ribs.

1  Spokker 2017-10-04

Sound that flings you.

1  Jaeromaru 2017-10-04

God fucking damnit that punched me in the gut. Brilliant

1  harriswill 2017-10-04

I see the awful, terrible things in my life, and I turn it into something funny

1  Dassadassabesdoe 2017-10-04

Bass so powerful that it could wake your stupid dead kid.

1  sjeffiesjeff 2017-10-04

So hevy not even the devil could lift it

Dvv dvv

1  Dassadassabesdoe 2017-10-04

The subwoofer has so much wattage that it will shake all of your dead kid's remains off the pavement.

1  Clint0nBukowski 2017-10-04

Ho-ly shi-i-it

1  rahtin 2017-10-04

If my son was gay, I'd stab that little nigga

1  Belchides 2017-10-04

Okay lets be serous for a bit. Does the Vizio Smartcast sound good?

1  TossyMcSalad 2017-10-04

Vizio's produce a very weak sound, comparable to an infant's head against a windshield. cannot recommend.

1  Icon_Crash 2017-10-04

Well if it's not, Walmart does have a pretty easy return policy. You just have to buy it vs stealing it and killing your kid to take advantage of it.

1  uralldiseased 2017-10-04

I only hope he is allowed a chance to view the sub before he get's locked up for life.

1  Rock-Coat 2017-10-04

Stinks could learn a lesson in Audio appreciation from this man and at least balance the sound on his YT channel. How many toddlers gotta die before SNN is listenable?

1  wgtragic 2017-10-04

Stole my bit

1  Whydontulovemelynsi 2017-10-04

the virgin OC vs. the chad repost

1  saessea 2017-10-04

I know the lord says judge not, lest ye be judged but this Christopher Kuhn guy. He's a real jerk!

1  sjeffiesjeff 2017-10-04

Language, please.

1  Titsasspenisballs 2017-10-04

I can't think of any good dead kid jokes

1  TossyMcSalad 2017-10-04

Vizio's produce a very weak sound, comparable to an infant's head against a windshield. cannot recommend.

1  lemskroob 2017-10-04

I wonder if this one will be on Peoples Court, too.

1  Billyassman 2017-10-04

Attention Walmart shoppers. ......schwoogie alert.schwoogie in electronics.

1  WilliamTellAll 2017-10-04

ill give you 2.1 reasons.

1  Nah_Ming 2017-10-04

You're not the only nigga with hurt ribs.