Lynsi 😙 Bonnie & Greggshells 😙 Vos. Who will be the Top & Bottom?

0  2017-10-04 by LetnigFeceOfBags

After Lynsi Margera and Bonnie (insert numerous comedian surnames prior to settling for Vos) finalize their feminist dominate lesbian love affair with marriage both them useless faggots (Greggshells [akaids Shells] and Rich Dicks 'n' Roses Voshhhh) will be completely and utterly fucked.

Shells "fuck you money" after a bitterly humiliating public divorce will be depleted as quickly and as thoroughly as both his employment and pay cheque (3+ mill to 1+ mill to $0) with his only severance pay being he gets to keep the rights to his fat Mexican scatological bathroom stall porn vid, but blocked from monetizing it due to it being filmed on Sirius property so its useless as a source of cash influx, however, it remains a vein of gold for Tits' jerk off material.

The tattooed jew, his divorce, of course, will be much less of a gutting (being that he put his dreams of millions of dollars and fame into a "documentary" called "Women Aren't Funny" backed by Greggshells who never missed an opportunity to have Rich on O&A just to remind him who made that failure possible financially), but equally humiliating in that it'll be back to sucking crack dealers dicks for hits once Bonnie wipes him out and unifies their one child (who Rich publicly challenged whether he was the father or not) with Lynsi's children who everybody knows are Bam's offspring, without question.

Although, Vos isn't Mexican he is tan enough all year round to strongly resemble a spic and constantly (to the sad point of pure hackery) spews to anyone that will listen that he prefers a specific size and look to the penises he desires to penetrate both him and his wife which will soon be Shells.

Who will be the Top and who will be the Bottom? I'm guessing Lynsi will be Top with all her newly required 'fuck you' money. Cash always wins.

As for Opie and Vos... I just don't see Hughes' outrageous narcissistic personality disorder landing him on his back with his legs pinned behind his ears. I'm saying Vos is the bitch in that one.

What say you, hebrews?

11 comments

I wanna fuck Bonnie

Get in line with the rest of us, sir.

I didn't read. I started to and realized it was mindless yammering.

So get back to having your mouth and asshole used as a "break time" by North African migrants in between robbery and welfare fraud. What's stopping you...oh, that's right, you have to contribute zero just like your worthless existence. Carry on, nig luv.

You see a lot, but are you strong enough to point that high-powered perception at yourself? What about it? Why don't you - why don't you look at yourself and write down what you see? Or maybe you're afraid to.

Oh yuck, you Opie bitch cunt faced broad you. Crawl beneath the nearest bathroom stall and let someone use your cum guzzling mouth as a toilet since your asshole is already a urine cake. Emulate your hero Opie and be as one with your embarrassment of a faggot cocksucking existence. Get on with it. Take the plunge, nig luv.

Somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bed

Ugh. Really? That's all you got, you gutless nobody. Another monumental waste of a comment from Faggotbu. Mr. Mindless yammering himself is a victim of his own insult. You slithering hackjob cunt. Wrong side of the bed? Is that what you playfully call it when you end up the bottom with your own father? Oopsy daisy! You're a total bust, dude. I thought maybe...just maybe someone on here can offer a decent scriptural boxing match. Alas, every single time you pathetic little bitch made beleaguered vermin scamper away defeated as usual. You should be ashamed of yourself, but let your limp dick do it for you.

You got some issues man, i think you need some counseling. To help your ass from bouncin off the walls when you get down somethin

"When you get down somethin" Piss off, you cry baby little limp wristed sack of queer bait shit. You got nothing in response. You are nothing. If you can't stand on your own two feet in a scriptural boxing match than get on your faggot nig luv knees where you belong, panty waist bitch. You're only showing what a weak ass spineless slug you are with each cowering response. Piss boy.

You're really giving me quite the verbal beatdown, my fine feathered friend