" I don't know. I don't know why I do anything. It's like I'm lost in life. All I want is to be loved and respected for my talents. And I know in my heart that won't ever happen.
"I'm sorry, Your Honor. I forgot to take my Flintstones Adderall today and did not bring any documents with me to court. I would like to say that I am definitely not thin-skinned and not completely lacking self-awareness."
This is still handled by a robot, right? If YouTube will seriously take this to court, their system is really stupid. They should just make an employee take 2 minutes to listen to this and anything Joe has ever done and it'll be clear that it's a parody.
Are you retarded? Matarese now has 10-14 business days to file court shit against Porsalin and if he doesn't Youtube just reinstates the videos and the thing is over.
Matarese's wife pumped him full of drugs cuz he was intolerable. Something to store in the back of your brain, comedians aren't all that smart or sane and can be easily worked. Let it play out for the drama and learn that this legal posturing is just horseshit.
Honestly Joe's in a bad spot here - he wants so bad to be a 'famous comedian' well when you're public figure you're open to satire. 100% Italian is like an SNL bit except it's not gay and it's actually funny.
You people really are the dregs of society spending all day trying to make the best dead 2-year-old joke. The thing with comedy is it's possible to be funny without reaching for the lowest possible fruit every time. I only hope none of you ever have to hear the screams of that boy's mother.
As for you Porsalin, how is England this time of year? What soccer team you support buddy? You feel like booking a flight to Jersey, hotel room, lawyer fees, the whole shebang over this? Really think about it chap!
"Willing to risk the civil damages described above? Think the ROI is worth it? Think again. Since the DMCA has criminal provisions, and takedown notice senders must swear that their requests are valid “under penalty of perjury,” filing a false one can reap criminal repercussions."
Christ, can you imagine being stuck in a cell with Joe?
Oh, and Joe - be careful how you address Mr /u/porsalin, because if he is one of these soap-dodging English bastards, he lives in one of the very best countries in the world to sue for libel; and they have precedent for suing people for comments published overseas.
Get off Reddit, Joey, and find a fucking job. I’m sick of this shit. You’re humiliating your children. Stop messaging with these here queers and bring home some money already, you fucking bum. A man puts food on his wife’s table. But not my guissepe. Because he’s a bum.
Stinks just won against compound for actually using clips of their show. I don't think Joe will be responding to this one. but holy fuck imagine if he does. imagine if Joe Matareese literally sues someone from this sub for impersonating him.
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1 robocopsboner 2017-10-04
We are truly in this sub's golden age.
1 Belchides 2017-10-04
Best is yet to come.
1 greeneyedunicorn2 2017-10-04
Was Steve Paddock ThaChippa?
1 turnthemaround 2017-10-04
This sub might be involved in its 3rd court case if Joe Margerine pushes this.
1 throwawaymanthrows 2017-10-04
And we've only just begun. I for one look forward to Opie's inevitable breakdown.
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-10-04
And it's got absolutely nothing to do with the show this sub was predicated on.
It's like those people who worship mass murderers after they ate a bullet.
1 Osama_Bin_Log_in 2017-10-04
I believe this is the most verbose and intelligent comment I've ever seen from you. Well done. Now I feel like I'm in a parallel universe ...
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-10-04
Give me gold
1 lawntoilet 2017-10-04
Knickers' evolution has been inspiring to behold.
1 SibHashian13 2017-10-04
I like this...
1 ihaveaholeinmyass 2017-10-04
Way to go porsalin... "don't let deez niggas discourage you"
1 RapistWithAIDS 2017-10-04
Fuck off dude, seriously...Go away
1 ihaveaholeinmyass 2017-10-04
You are painfully unfunny and offer nothing of interest to this sub... you go away
1 1qw1qw1 2017-10-04
did he raped u?
1 CoyoteeBongwater 2017-10-04
People's Court is loving the direction of the sub
1 Belchides 2017-10-04
10 minutes of Joe trying to explain that he's a comedian.
1 throwawawyy2 2017-10-04
So these people mess with you just because youre you?
Yes your honor
Ehhh thats a bit farfetched
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-10-04
" It's a very difficult situation "
Judge Judy:
" why are you talking like that, Sir? "
Joe:
" I don't know. I don't know why I do anything. It's like I'm lost in life. All I want is to be loved and respected for my talents. And I know in my heart that won't ever happen.
I'm so lonely. "
1 Lokque 2017-10-04
He doesn't even have 10 minutes worth of material.
1 Dassadassabesdoe 2017-10-04
judge: please sir stop making that silly voice i don't know what that is supposed to be
joe: it's me, tony soprano, you're making this a very difficult situation
judge: ....
1 porsalin 2017-10-04
"Your honor, can I roast the jury for fifty bucks?"
1 ChippusMaximus 2017-10-04
You have to make this into the new vid.
1 sybaritical 2017-10-04
Don’t tell him what to do. He’s 100% Italian.
1 KangolVos 2017-10-04
"Wow, what a great jury. Except Juror #4, am I right?"
1 PrvtBlair 2017-10-04
In that shitty voice.
1 Awkawardsilence 2017-10-04
And he can't prove that either.
1 StuntPeckah 2017-10-04
"I'm sorry, Your Honor. I forgot to take my Flintstones Adderall today and did not bring any documents with me to court. I would like to say that I am definitely not thin-skinned and not completely lacking self-awareness."
1 Belchides 2017-10-04
lol made my day.
1 StuntPeckah 2017-10-04
I do what I can, sir.
1 Peckahnator 2017-10-04
This is still handled by a robot, right? If YouTube will seriously take this to court, their system is really stupid. They should just make an employee take 2 minutes to listen to this and anything Joe has ever done and it'll be clear that it's a parody.
1 PMmeyourbetakeys 2017-10-04
Are you retarded? Matarese now has 10-14 business days to file court shit against Porsalin and if he doesn't Youtube just reinstates the videos and the thing is over.
1 Peckahnator 2017-10-04
I am actually.
1 thisshitisboring 2017-10-04
Whoa, look at Jonny Cochrin ova heah
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-10-04
Heeeeey, don't meeeeess with meeee, I'mmahundredpuhcent I-taaaaalian. I'll pin ya to the wall with my forearm! AGABAGOOOLL
1 Anthonysnewcohost 2017-10-04
God's speed
1 panasonictooth 2017-10-04
That's what Joe calls Adderall sometimes.
1 uralldiseased 2017-10-04
God speed brother man!
1 uralldiseased 2017-10-04
This place is surpassing me. I just can't keep up with all the gold anymore
1 sjeffiesjeff 2017-10-04
What did we do to deserve this?
1 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2017-10-04
Either he does nothing and you win or he wastes money on a lawyer and you win. Joe loses again.
1 edgars_teeth 2017-10-04
wastes his wife's money.
1 herpacin 2017-10-04
What will her boyfriend do?
1 Mikekekeke 2017-10-04
I would pay you five dead children worth of speakers to take this to court.
1 ManiacalChrisBenoit 2017-10-04
That's a cool 1,000 bucks right there.
1 Bangunss 2017-10-04
In an ideal world this will escalate to Joe losing his home over unpaid lawyer fees.
1 DeepStateAgent 2017-10-04
Matarese's wife pumped him full of drugs cuz he was intolerable. Something to store in the back of your brain, comedians aren't all that smart or sane and can be easily worked. Let it play out for the drama and learn that this legal posturing is just horseshit.
1 bosstop3837 2017-10-04
What drugs? His 10mg Adderall, fish oil, and Aleve? Matarese is a despicable faggot.
1 SpaceCaseBassFace 2017-10-04
Right? Even as a drug addict he sucks.
1 Bangunss 2017-10-04
Now you'll be able to tell your grandkids you were in a formal legal dispute with the late, great Joe matarese.
1 havingmadfun 2017-10-04
This matarese or the other queer? Also, how is this official court record that cites just your YouTube username?
1 _enjoy_me_ 2017-10-04
Am I retarded? What does this even mean? "Italian is copyright"? The Italian language is copyright? What? Am I the only person not getting it?
1 ChippusMaximus 2017-10-04
Either you know or you don't. There's no in between.
1 Guinness525 2017-10-04
It's adorable how bothered he is by this.
1 JesusHDice 2017-10-04
Honestly Joe's in a bad spot here - he wants so bad to be a 'famous comedian' well when you're public figure you're open to satire. 100% Italian is like an SNL bit except it's not gay and it's actually funny.
1 JesusHDice 2017-10-04
Okay, maybe it's a little gay but what's wrong with that?
1 throwawaymanthrows 2017-10-04
Joe Matarese is the guy with plenty of business cards but no material. That guy on the MWOT podcast said it so perfectly.
1 JoeMatarese 2017-10-04
You people really are the dregs of society spending all day trying to make the best dead 2-year-old joke. The thing with comedy is it's possible to be funny without reaching for the lowest possible fruit every time. I only hope none of you ever have to hear the screams of that boy's mother.
As for you Porsalin, how is England this time of year? What soccer team you support buddy? You feel like booking a flight to Jersey, hotel room, lawyer fees, the whole shebang over this? Really think about it chap!
1 ChippusMaximus 2017-10-04
Hey it's you, Joe Matarese!
1 porsalin 2017-10-04
Hasn't this fake account already been outed like 5 times?
1 Hold_My_Brush22 2017-10-04
Not at all.
1 porsalin 2017-10-04
I really shouldn't judge fake matareses. I feel a kinship with this fellow.
1 1qw1qw1 2017-10-04
nah i talked to my girl keksuki. she said its kegit
1 Jungies 2017-10-04
Source
Christ, can you imagine being stuck in a cell with Joe?
Oh, and Joe - be careful how you address Mr /u/porsalin, because if he is one of these soap-dodging English bastards, he lives in one of the very best countries in the world to sue for libel; and they have precedent for suing people for comments published overseas.
1 MuddahSockCuckah 2017-10-04
What a faggot.
1 DoctorMatarese 2017-10-04
Get off Reddit, Joey, and find a fucking job. I’m sick of this shit. You’re humiliating your children. Stop messaging with these here queers and bring home some money already, you fucking bum. A man puts food on his wife’s table. But not my guissepe. Because he’s a bum.
1 puppy_action_team 2017-10-04
The 100% podcast is satire, no one has ever lost a court case because they were to satirical. The law is on your side
1 cosko 2017-10-04
lol i really hope joe tries to take this to court.
1 NGJimmy 2017-10-04
Yeah, The Peoples Court w Judge Chesty LaRue.
1 uralldiseased 2017-10-04
Stinks just won against compound for actually using clips of their show. I don't think Joe will be responding to this one. but holy fuck imagine if he does. imagine if Joe Matareese literally sues someone from this sub for impersonating him.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-10-04
He would literally be arguing that he isn't a public figure. That he's a complete nobody, on public record...
Oh god please make this happen.
1 fyisah 2017-10-04
Please say that youtube has under terms of service that if you abuse their copyright system you can get banned.
1 herpacin 2017-10-04
Oh it does
1 Toss__Pot 2017-10-04
it's 8am, I might go shop for booze, or might go sleepy.
Down with the Matarese! my pecka smells bad. Nu night!
1 bosstop3837 2017-10-04
What drugs? His 10mg Adderall, fish oil, and Aleve? Matarese is a despicable faggot.
1 SpaceCaseBassFace 2017-10-04
Right? Even as a drug addict he sucks.
1 panasonictooth 2017-10-04
That's what Joe calls Adderall sometimes.
1 herpacin 2017-10-04
Oh it does