Woke up, busted a fat nut to an old Alexis Texas scene

19  2017-10-04 by TonyFromLongIsland

Sure feels good to not be going to jail for killing a kid and stealing audio equipment like a noseless nigger.

11 comments

His mugshot reminds me of Saddam's sons autopsy photos after their facial reconstruction.

I hate niggers.

I assume anything he said elicited that appropriate response.

Tony, you're A OK.

I don't like that she admitted to taking Whookids big load and sleeping with it inside her over night.

I don't follow the life of porn stars and read their interviews, you weirdo sad fuck. As long as she doesn't fuck niggers on camera I'm fine. Who am I kidding I'd fap to that too.

I don't either. She said it in an interview with Howard Stern back in the day.

If Howard Stern was interviewing Alexis Texas, it wasn't ''back in the day'' and you should be ashamed for still listening to that period.

I'm just trying to get through my days man.

I feel you blood. I've been listening to every hour of Ron and Fez since they're debut on XM. There is no hope.

Ron and Fez is the only acceptable show to listen to regularly

Do an AMA

Alexis Texas is vastly under-rated

I'm just trying to get through my days man.