Peckahs.

We all live in England here pal

Not in a while. I've come to realise its just a stupid amount of food for breakfast.

Yes, if that's the one with the eggs, sausages, Heinz beans, toast, and tomatoes. It's good. I still make Heinz beans on buttery toast.

Yes, many times. You'll have fun. They do like 10 to 15 minutes per set. It's great. I've also been there to watch podcast shows. There's a few different rooms to watch stuff. Sometimes the best shows are the ones where nobody notable is there because well known comics will drop in and do 10 minutes.

If you go to Zankou and aren't eating their garlic sauce you don't know what you're doing. LA comics blow. I spent a lot of time at the Store. Still, its the best club in LA. I've seen Bobbly Lee several times at the Comedy Store and they were all worth your time.

Oh yeah that garlic sauce is what made Zankou famous. Los Angeles Magazine did an article about its murderous past. Here: http://www.lamag.com/longform/the-zankou-chicken-murders/

Yeah man Zankou is the perfect food especially since you're planning on drinking. Have fun. LA is awesome, lots of things have changed in six years. You can take the Metro rail/subway all the way out to the Beach now. I usually get on the Expo Line train at downtown Staples Center and just chill and enjoy the ride out to Santa Monica.

No but I've heard every fucking story about the place.

You'll probably get a decent drop in Saturday night, been happening a lot. Sandler popped in I think last week. Yeah it's weird lately they've been really stacking it with no names.

The service is TERRIBLE and they take all night to get your drinks or bring your check. I highly suggest getting both of your two drink minimums right off the top, and paying cash. If you pay with a card and want to get out of there at any point, you'll be waiting 40 minutes.

Parking sucks and is super expensive; if you cruise a block or two past the Store, you'll come to a light, I think it's Larabee. The only right you can make (Under the "EAT" restaurant) down into a little parking garage. You can park way cheaper there, often times even for free. The attendant is only there like, sometimes.

Yes, great advice. Their waitresses are known for being scumbags. Don't trust them with your debit/credit card ever.

Uber is a great idea, I didn't even think of that.

It's first come first serve. You can always ask them to sit you as close to the front as possible too, if you want. They're usually pretty cool about it. OR seats about 300 I think. But they REALLY pack you in there, it's like being in a plane. Id def get there at 10.

If you wanna see famous people, go to take a piss in the back hallway bathroom, that's where everyone hangs out.

Word. Good luck. Pour some liquor out in the front driveway, Steve Lubetkin did a swan dive off the Hyatt next door after Mitzy blacklisted him, splattered in the front of the Store. (But at least he got his name painted on the wall!)

If u are around to the very late hours, check out Jeff Danish or Ryan O'niell. They habe a podcast called Danish and Oneill, and been in/ out the store scene for years. They were on the Punch Drunk podcast this week on youtubes All Things Comedy channel. They shat on one of the host, Ari Schaffer, for two hours. They are into comedy pranking fuckery like Ari, but been focusing on scrip writing the last few years.

Oh yeah that garlic sauce is what made Zankou famous. Los Angeles Magazine did an article about its murderous past. Here: http://www.lamag.com/longform/the-zankou-chicken-murders/