r/opieandanthony: I'm going to Wal-Mart. Does anybody need anything?

I'm just catching up on this. The last three years of this sub are enough to get me thinking deep Joe Rogan thoughts that we are living in a simulation. Maaaaaan.

1 PMmeyourbetakeys 2017-10-04

Yeah, this whole O&A thing seems more like a CIA psyop with each passing year. Things that happen are way too crazy to just randomly happen in nature. For example Opie making tens of millions of dollars as an entertainer.

1 KangolVos 2017-10-04

A squeege and a hose. And some of that Federal Champion 9mm range ammo. It's a good product for the price.

1 DerpalSherpa 2017-10-04

Federal .45 ACP shoot purty good, donit'?

1 Virginia_Beach 2017-10-04

If your serious, some fried apples and a pair of gentleman's pants.

1 jjoharanyc1 2017-10-04

Four beach balls, a six pack of fleet enemas, and some OB tampons. Woot woot.

1 fingerrockets 2017-10-04

A job application.

1 dmix 2017-10-04

"Have you ever been convicted of a crime?"

"she was LYIN, buncha tattletales"

1 UnemployedOpie 2017-10-04

Yeah I've got a card for a child's 3rd birthday you could return for me

1 Bams_seed 2017-10-04

Jesus christ

1 UnemployedOpie 2017-10-04

cut that part out, babe

1 sherockradio 2017-10-04

Tragedy + half a day = Comedy

1 RSC-Tuff 2017-10-04

Out of the loop. Someone plz help me.

1 faustok 2017-10-04

A guy from here stole a soundbar from wallmart, and was chased by police. He got t-boned and his kid in the backseat got smashed to bits and died.

1 MoeGreenVegas 2017-10-04

But what happened to the soundbar?

1 faustok 2017-10-04

Still at large.

1 enzo_trash 2017-10-04

Larry King init

1 Jhonopolis 2017-10-04

his kid in the backseat got smashed to bits and died.

I feel like a horrible person for cracking up reading this.

1 Plasticpin87 2017-10-04

Jesus! Ahahaha

1 Pale_Pen15 2017-10-04

Natty Daddy, 4 tall boys should do it

1 passtheshroomtech 2017-10-04

Yeah can you pick me up one of those machines that lets you turn back time 24 hours

1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-10-04

A time machine?

Those don't exist silly. You're so silly ( but cute ).

;)

1 LarryKleist711 2017-10-04

A Jeep?

1 Icon_Crash 2017-10-04

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsKbwR7WXN4

1 Icon_Crash 2017-10-04

Could you grab me some Dr. Pepper, and make it snappy? I'm in a god-damned hurry.

1 PISSMOUF 2017-10-04

No diablo sandwich?

1 Icon_Crash 2017-10-04

Not enough time to wait around for a Diablo sandwich.

1 TunesianKnifeFighter 2017-10-04

Jesus Christ

1 jizzajam 2017-10-04

Let me have a diablo sandwich, a Dr. Pepper, and make it fast, I'm in a god-damn hurry.

1 Bobby_Newpooort 2017-10-04

Ain't got time for hush puppies

1 mcb84 2017-10-04

Im from the area and when Wal-Mart migrated here 10 years ago it created a perfect storm of a southern white trash company meeting philly trash that ultimately tossed a child in the air like the cow from twister.

1 CMacLaren 2017-10-04

a pair of children's sneakers please, used is fine

1 jizzajam 2017-10-04

Can you western union money to my commissary, thx

1 throwawaymanthrows 2017-10-04

I need some Firestone tires, feel free to try them out.

1 throwawaymanthrows 2017-10-04

Do they sell toddler-sized coffins?

1 JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-10-04

Cum

1 Turd---Burglar 2017-10-04

Tss WAL-Mart, what about Floor-Mart or Ceiling-Mart

1 turdthief2 2017-10-04

Fuck outta here, turd

1 Turd---Burglar 2017-10-04

Nah I'm the OG when it comes to turds

1 Rainbowuser13 2017-10-04

Condoms please,Magnums and a case of fleet enamas.

1 NGJimmy 2017-10-04

This guy fucks.

1 AlsoCrabs 2017-10-04

Does Desitin work for road rash as well?

1 patio87 2017-10-04

I need a very small tarp.

1 Single_Action_Army 2017-10-04

TSS YEAH BRING ME A FAWKIN DEAD TODDLER WITH SHIT AND BLOOD ON HIM!!!!

1 RSC-Tuff 2017-10-04

I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

1 turdthief2 2017-10-04

You'll get a dead toddler and LIKE IT!

1 holodog 2017-10-04

Clear out the ammo case. I have big plans for tomorrow.

1 TacolasCage 2017-10-04

You buy doy-pers?!

1 turdthief2 2017-10-04

I wuz raised on tha streets

1 thisshitisboring 2017-10-04

I'm all good. Just remember, do NOT use your son for road tacks when running from their powerless security with an unneeded audio peripheral tucked in your gym shorts.

1 Theyarnetevenpeople 2017-10-04

A late term abortion.

1 LetnigFeceOfBags 2017-10-04

Why does everyone neglect the fact that before running he stopped to look at his mangled child on the ground and like a dog adorably tilts it's head when you say something to it, got an eyeful and hit then officially hit the bricks?! Vurrry important detail there.

1 enzo_trash 2017-10-04

That dead child was evidence he needed To run away from

1 late_50s_why 2017-10-04

He had to recuse the speaker first

1 sickfuckinpuppies 2017-10-04

joe is requesting any child saliva you may find on the pavement outside

1 TyCobbFuckParty 2017-10-04

Lemme have a diablo sandwich and a dr pepper, n make it fast, im in a goddam hurry

1 LevStrauss 2017-10-04

Yes can you pick me up a Visio soundbar and bring it to my house around 2042?

1 Nier_faot 2017-10-04

a lot of dead baby wipes.