That's her "service animal". She's apparently got anxiety or an ingrown toenail or something, and the only thing that helps is taking a highly-strung yappy dog on planes, into restaurants etc. to service* her.
* I'm assuming; the mechanism of effect is unclear.
That would be a great myth to spread about the dickheads that need a "service animal" to go to wal mart...that the reason for it is when they go to the bathroom theyre getting "serviced" by the dog, I knowim just repeating your thing but id love if that was the commonly held explanation
Apologies for the late reply, shitty internet went down here.
It was when Moshe Kasher (I know, fuck that guy) was on Joe Rogan's podcast.
Someone invited Tom Cruise to a SuperBowl party out of sheer politeness, not expecting him to come. Well, he actually turned up. After a while, they start talking about married life, and Tom chimes in with...
"You know what the best thing about marriage is? FUCKING YOUR WIFE, am I right or what?!"
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1 SomeCakeForDaChippah 2017-10-04
Who dis bitch
1 Belchides 2017-10-04
illiza schenger or whatever her damn name is
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2017-10-04
*Schlechlengler
1 ScorzeMan 2017-10-04
*Shlesinger
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2017-10-04
*Schleschlingizer
1 ScorzeMan 2017-10-04
*Shlongnigger
1 DOPIEandSTANLEY 2017-10-04
Arnizold Schlezzineger
1 boring_oneliner 2017-10-04
Goddamn that bitch is funny
1 thay88 2017-10-04
Yappy broad sans clothing.
1 boring_oneliner 2017-10-04
Ugh what a whore
1 tw-means-teen-wolf 2017-10-04
I'm not complaining.
The best thing about modern feminism is these dumb broads being bamboozled into taking nude photos for affirmation daily.
1 RamonFrunkis 2017-10-04
What a hilarious, brilliant, and brave woman (this pointless comment in no way serves as a bookmark for later).
1 KangolVos 2017-10-04
That old trick.
1 enzo_trash 2017-10-04
Man, she is famous and still has to take nudes to keep a guy attracted
1 Peckahnator 2017-10-04
Hell yeah! The female human holding her is nice too.
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-10-04
Oh the old reddit commenter switcharoo! 🤣
1 DiamondDave1984 2017-10-04
if you say that her boobs look fake on instagram shell get mad
1 stevex42 2017-10-04
They ain't fake. I seen them. They're all droopy and shit.
1 Whydontulovemelynsi 2017-10-04
Yeah but if you still say it she'll end up flipping out on some waitress later tonight
1 aidspiss 2017-10-04
whore
1 Jungies 2017-10-04
That's her "service animal". She's apparently got anxiety or an ingrown toenail or something, and the only thing that helps is taking a highly-strung yappy dog on planes, into restaurants etc. to service* her.
* I'm assuming; the mechanism of effect is unclear.
1 sanfrancisco69er 2017-10-04
That would be a great myth to spread about the dickheads that need a "service animal" to go to wal mart...that the reason for it is when they go to the bathroom theyre getting "serviced" by the dog, I knowim just repeating your thing but id love if that was the commonly held explanation
1 Showmedamemes 2017-10-04
Would hit.
1 PepperTheCentaur 2017-10-04
*In the ribs.
1 RBuddCumia 2017-10-04
Oh, Anthony.
1 sexylarrytate 2017-10-04
I prefer Rebel Wilson.
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-10-04
I'd prefer Owen Wilson.
1 sexylarrytate 2017-10-04
That's repulsive.
1 SteakSauce66 2017-10-04
I'd show that hefty gal my twig and berries.
1 Slippery_Slope_Guy 2017-10-04
Not bad if she lost the accessory dog and giant retard sunglasses.
1 piggyboi 2017-10-04
Reminds me of all those times Pryor and Carlin and Kinison posed in bathing suits.
Women are just as funny as men!
1 PhilipMarma 2017-10-04
And this bitch goes after other lady comics for over sexualizing their material.
1 BaggySpandex 2017-10-04
She looks nice but every time she opens her mouth to say anything shes so fucking insufferable.
1 SomeCakeForDaChippah 2017-10-04
Lemme see your cooter
1 BoardroomBimmy 2017-10-04
She'd be hotter/funnier if she didn't have abs and traps like Rick Rude.
1 SteakSauce66 2017-10-04
BULL SHUGAH!
1 aPersonStranded 2017-10-04
she looks like a meerkat
1 momomike 2017-10-04
i would fuck her in the vagina with my dick until i came, if you know what i mean
1 OpiesMammogramResult 2017-10-04
You get an upvote for reminding me of that Tom Cruise story.
1 DOPIEandSTANLEY 2017-10-04
?
1 KangolVos 2017-10-04
What the hell story is this?
1 OpiesMammogramResult 2017-10-04
Apologies for the late reply, shitty internet went down here.
It was when Moshe Kasher (I know, fuck that guy) was on Joe Rogan's podcast.
Someone invited Tom Cruise to a SuperBowl party out of sheer politeness, not expecting him to come. Well, he actually turned up. After a while, they start talking about married life, and Tom chimes in with...
"You know what the best thing about marriage is? FUCKING YOUR WIFE, am I right or what?!"
1 AnnJilliansBrassiere 2017-10-04
Wordplay Yuma.
1 suchanjv 2017-10-04
She should know by now, putting out pictures like this will do nothing for her career. She should try writing jokes.
1 Carbonainducedcoma 2017-10-04
Who is this broad?
1 beavvv 2017-10-04
I remember reading that when her photos leaked online, her contacts were leaked online too, anyone see them?
1 dfuller39 2017-10-04
I mean, I'd fuck her, but her head is so far up her ass I wouldn't be able to fit my dick in there.
1 SteakSauce66 2017-10-04
You could stick 17 of YOUR dick in her ass with room to spare.
1 SirWallaceII 2017-10-04
Fried egg nailed to a wall. Go fawk yaself
1 sindrone7 2017-10-04
Who is this tramp
1 RBuddCumia 2017-10-04
Oh, Anthony.