Quick rundown: /u/killakuhn, accompanied by his 2-year-old son, got caught stealing from Walmart. He crashes his car while trying to get away, and his 2-year-old son gets ejected from his car. He steps over his dead kid’s body while unsuccessfully trying to run from the police.
SNN EXCLUSIVE: Kuhn becomes a Coon
A 2-year-old boy was killed in a multi-car accident on Tuesday after police say his father crashed his car while fleeing from a Walmart theft. Esteemed member of the O&A sub /u/killakuhn (aka Christopher Kuhn) went to Walmart Tuesday afternoon with his 2-year-old son. Law enforcement sources confirmed to SNN that Kuhn attempted to steal a $229 Vizio soundbar, but was caught by Walmart security. As they called the police, Kuhn fled the store with the stolen merchandise and his 2-year-old son in tow. A witness on-scene tells SNN that Kuhn allowed his son to climb into his Jeep, and neglected to secure him in his child safety seat before fleeing.
As Kuhn sped away, he ran a red-light and was t-boned at the intersection of Route 13 and Levittown Parkway. SNN spoke with Fernando Medrano, the driver who t-boned Kuhn as he attempted to flee:
“I try to brake but I could no” said the illegal immigrant*. “He was going too fast ese”.
Upon impact, Kuhn’s Jeep flipped and rammed another car travelling north on Bristol Pike. As the Jeep flipped, Kuhn’s 2-year-old son was thrown from the vehicle. The child was taken to an area hospital, but did not survive.
“I see dee baby fly and den he go run away” said Medrano. “I just could no believe it.”
Police say Kuhn paused and looked at his 2-year-old son’s lifeless body before stepping over him and attempting to flee from officers.
Kuhn has been charged with 3rd degree murder, homicide by vehicle, retail theft, and related charges. He is currently being held on $5,000,000 bail.
*alleged illegal immigrant
For those who don’t remember, /u/killakuhn (aka Christopher Kuhn) was the guy who got Joe’s gig at Trenton Social cancelled, which led to his appearance on The People’s Court.
Fucking hell. I always thought the whole "o and a attracts degenerates" thing was just a self deprecating joke but now im rethinking it. Fuck this cunt.
One of the hosts of the show we follow was fired for threatening to assault a black woman and went on a racial tirade on social media. Then he was convicted for assaulting his too young girlfriend. The other host was fired for filming a fat old man defecate. The co-host is in a relationship with a nordic man pretending to be a woman.
That's why I always make sure I get notarized consent forms from the corpses BEFORE I sleep with them because then if they change their mind, I still have it in writing.
I'd like to state for the record that I served my time (still owe roughly $2000 though) and that i'm completely rehabilitated. By rehabilitated I mean I no longer have to drive drunk because I moved to a city where I can get blackout wasted every night and just take the subway home.
I think much like 4chan this place mostly attracts those with a darker sense of humour or trolls. We say horrible shit becouse we find it funny and that knowing its horrible is part of why its funny. However there is a small percent of people out there who trully love the sick stuff and dont see the joke. They end up thinking they are in a safe space. They hear an uncle Paul bit and think "preach on brother" 4chan as a result has helped catch many kid lovers and gays and have had them tosed off of tall buildings.
It's a rhetorical question, but why flee? You think with your son is dead, you just stop right there. He had to steal a VIZIO, it's not like he can afford a ticket out of country.
At the end of the day I'm gonna keep getting blown by my beautiful wife, go to the park with my handsome son, get paid every Friday at my awesome job, and send dick pics to all your mothers on a regular basis. So suck on that retards!!!
I was upvoting him at the time because I felt bad. I had to make sure to thank him of this service because he brought this sub one of the biggest events in history, and everyone just shit on the guy.
Well, multiple sites that review soundbars would disagree with you, sir. Vizio may not be the best, but if you're in the market for an item under $300, then it's one of the best. If you have a mortgage or other bills and don't want to get in debt then who cares about brands? If it serves the purpose and fits your budget, then enjoy it. Why turn your nose up at someone else's sound system? 💩
Well fellow genius, I was merely replying to someone else's off comment. It's something people do here on Reddit.
To answer your question, I don't shoplift, so I'm not entirely sure how someone would steal a high-end item. I haven't been to a store like best buy in years. But judging by your zinger, you're far more intelligent. I'm sure you can figure out why people choose to steal Walmart items over the more expensive stuff. Of course, this isn't the topic that I was referring to, but I bet you'll resort to calling me a cunt or dumbass or both. So kudos and thank you, sir. Give yourself a little pat on the back.
I only called you Einstein mate, you okay? Are you upset because you had to settle for a cheaper soundbar? I'll think of you when I'm watching flicks through my sony and be more appreciative of the rich sound.
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have you ever had kids? you just lock them in the bathroom with a bowl of water and food and a pee pad. like you do your dog when you go on a long vacation.
Why the fuck was he acting like some unenthusiastic Walmart employee was going to chase him down? Just calmly drive out of the parking lot, it sounds like he just floored it straight into an intersection
I mean dude in the story looks pretty colored and according to killakuhns posts his baby and mom are super white, but I mean the age of the kid matches, and he's in roughly the right area to get those 2U gigs cancelled. His most recent post is from 1 day ago, so it's pretty much a toss up.
he's probably mixed and if the mom is very white there's no reason why a baby wouldn't be anywhere on the spectrum from as dark as the father to as light as the mother.
If that cosplay faggot celebrates a guy's homicide of a 2-year-old just because he brought to light his racism, he's a bigger piece of shit than I imagined...
And I've always imagined Jenkem Joe to be a real degenerate
At least BroJoe could provide him with a few moments of diversion from the self-induced hell of his own life. That's probably the only thing Joe has ever provided anyone (that wasn't bought with his little brother's money, I mean).
One day you're snitching on dudes to try to ruin their musical careers, the next your son is being ejected onto a highway over $200 bucks. What a fucking clown.
Why did this piece of shit run a red light? It's not like Walmart have a car chase division. Were the cops on the scene straight away? How did they see him stepping over his kid's body? Did the store security follow him because he was black? So many questions.
Yeah all wal marts have a policy where if an employee even takes one step out the door to chase a shoplifter theyre instantly fired. to act like youre in a high speed chase and run red lights and have your kid die and shit is just silly
I mean this shouldn't be a surprise. After he got Joe in trouble, one of Joe's boys doxxed killakuhn. And found his mugshot for beating a woman or something like that.
This is the line right here. I never thought I'd find it but I can't find any yuma in this, the Vegas massacre is fucking hilarious compared to this shit.
Matarese is an unfunny faggot but I'd rather praise his comedy than bash him if I'm taking Christopher Kuhn's lead. What the fuck.
This is so fucking disturbing. What an absolute sociopath. He better have a good reason for doing this -- like, for example, he had a very short window to meet his heroin dealer.
Wow.. this is fucked up. He just turned his halfway-decent life into the worst dead-end anybody could have possibly imagined through a couple of quick, impulse decisions.
Regardless of bringing his son along for shit bullshit to begin with, he didn't put his son in the child seat but had time to put a sweatshirt over his licence plate.
Well....every group has its % of truly despicable pieces of shit. While we may be surface level pieces of shit based on our sense of humor-- I don't think there are more than a handful of ppl here who are capable of something this disgusting & dumb.
And lets be honest - the only reason why Anthony Cumia wouldn't be in a story like this (had he not gotten a break +20yrs ago)....he is too selfish to have kids.
But this exactly what people with Cumia genetics would do....theyd run from cops without hesitation post car crash....regardless of who was in passenger seat.
I agree that it is selfish of certain ppl to have kids -- especially those who cannot afford it, or those who just pop em out in fucked up environments....
And it is not a selfish thing to forgo having kids. But Anthony - who said on air more than once - chose not to have kids cuz "I don't want to give up my life - I'm not into doing things that aren't for ME!"
Literally yelled it. And was being funny. And honest. There's nothing wrong with that. Don't have kids if u don't want to.
But his reason was cuz he'd rather do things he wants to do -- he did not see the fulfillment or value in raising a kid at expense of having to commit his time & energy to someone else. That is the very fucking definition of selfishness.
But you're right- everyone should just stop having kids. Let this whole human race this die the fuck out already, right?
precisely sir, let the human race die out. or at least reduce it by 70%.
i dnno the way i see it is, when someone makes the decision to have a kid theyre basically saying "i dont give a fuck if this kid comes out retarded, missing limbs, gets propelled through a windshield and its head gets ran over as i run off with my sound device, grows up to kill himself, has some mental disorder like schizophrenia etc, i dont care about all that. i just want a kid because i want a kid, yes i know theres no way to know the outcome, and im not asking the childs consent if it wants to be born into this shithole, but I WANT A KID".
if you see value in raising a kid then fine, but the phony morality of people who are like "i brought life into this world, and look at you just living by yourself selfishly" makes me want to rape them with a rusted crowbar, not you im using the general you because ive had this discussion with a few people. its complete horseshit, everyone i know in my life that had a kid was purely motivated by selfish reasons. whether its family/societal pressure to "do the adult thing" or some baloney about self-betterment/fulfillment.
Remember Opie and Anthony? No? It was a radio show and they both got fired so we hate on them all day long and enjoy any negative thing that happens.... wait where are you going?
I got called into work thinking someone had a little too much fun last night. Wasn't until I put on the green apron before I heard. Now I'm so numb I forgot to even warm up the oven this morning, fuck.
I made a post in r/watchpeopledie proving the objective truth of why mass killings like the one in Las Vegas happen, it is relevant here. You all claim that what happened to this child is sad, but all of you hypocritically choose to continue to enable it to happen to children on a mass scale, and consciously, maliciously choose to ignore this fact.
To everyone saying that they are "confused" as to why somebody would do this:
Every human society in history has operated under the belief that anyone with functioning reproductive organs has a moral "right" to own and have authority over a human being by becoming a "parent".
Some governments require a permit to sell lemonade, but there are currently no background checks or permits required to have full custody and authority over a human child. It would be illegal negligence to let any child be taken to a stranger's house, but at the same time it is perfectly legal for any random adult to have their "own" child and take it home with them.
The large majority of abuse, assaults, molestations, rapes and murders of children are done by their primary caregivers. These are a regular occurrence, with thousands of cases every year. Society knows this, and still makes a conscious decision to change nothing about the parental system, because it cares more about the right of "parents" to own a human child, than the right of a child to have personal safety and happiness.
This insures that children will be continue to be raped and murdered by their legal custodians for generations to come, with ZERO preventative barriers put in place by society. The children will only have the ability to report it after the fact, that is if they have the awareness and courage, and if circumstances allow. But under the current system, the irreparable damage to the child must happen first, with no protective measures in place.
This is why innocent children grow into psychopathic killers, and it is why they will continue to, forever, until something is done to change it, which will never happen.
I know nobody will listen to this or probably even read it. If they do they will respond with ad hominem. I don't care. I wrote this for myself, to show that humanity can be shown the truth and still make a deliberately malicious choice to ignore it, thus proving that hatred of humanity is morally justified.
Your a disingenuous cunt. Not only that, you're somehow less likeable than most of the bags of shit here. "Go away now" reads like something a teenage girl would write on Facebook.
Sir, you can't keep doing this. You have to stop sending these stupid notifications to my inbox.
Saying I'm a disengenuous cunt does not dirpove what I said, and every post you make just confirms it. Your species deliberately hides from and ignores truth and that's why it's a good thing when "tragedies" happen to you.
I wasn't trying to disprove what you said you single minded buffoon. I was responding to the last thing you said. Your faux intelligence is really hateable. I don't even know what you mean by species. Or tragedies.
You argued nothing, and nothing was confirmed. Your post was a pile of pompous horseshit, and everyone in both the subs you posted that drivel in think that.
You're nothing but a joke to everyone that read that nonsense. I doubt you will ever be able to see that.
Again, these simply aren't refutations. You're just not a knowledgeable person who knows how logic and debate works. Your emotional feelings about me aren't arguments against the truth of what I said.
Only a very stupid, very uneducated person would even have the idea to comment negatively about an argument someone made without making a counter argument.
It just shows that your brain doesn't work properly. To think that saying "that's wrong" without explain why, could possibly have any meaning or value to be worth typing, shows that your IQ just organically isn't high enough to grasp certain concepts.
Okay, so you offer no solutions
To the problem you pointed out (which is lame) you just tried to justify hate for all people based on some people being shitty. You are a child who wanders into a movie and demands to know what's going on
Just because I made offered no solutions in the post, doesn't mean I don't have any. You know this, you're just saying whatever you need to feel like you got one up on me in this exchange.
A solution is irrrelevant to the subject of the post. The point of the post is that humanity chooses not to acknowledge a problem and consciously chooses not to find a solution, because to them there's no need for one.
Okay, so you offer no solutions
To the problem you pointed out (which is lame) you just tried to justify hate for all people based on some people being shitty. You are a child who wanders into a movie and demands to know what's going on
It's completely valid to critique your woke philosophy shite without a counter argument; the tone, language and structure of all your comments are objectively repulsive. Not only that, it's obvious that you care more about seeming intelligent than what you actually say. Know who else likes to talk about how smart he is? Rich fucking Vos.
Well obviously I wasn't being completely literal there, a man of such mammoth intellect should be able to recognise exaggeration for effect. I don't want your respect, cunt, I want your t cell count to fall off a cliff.
This is the guy who actually emailed the club owner from the people's court episode. Ant is an old idiot, he doesn't know the actual background and was talking out his ass on his show about it.
He seems to confirm his identity as the guy from the screwdriver story here. I was skeptical at first from comparing the child's skin tone to the obviously negroid pallor and features of Kuhn, but apparently we have the right guy.
So no one else is gonna say it? The wife-beating, the shoplifting, the gold Jeep? There have been certain... "demographic" changes going on in this sub that I know I speak for many of us when I say I'm not totally comfortable with. And do we really want Ant to find out that his only black fan is a white woman-inseminating/beating, sound equipment-stealing, child-neglecting convict named "Kuhn". Depriving him of the smug satisfaction of another "IT'S GOING TO BE MINORITIES!" rant is enough justification to cover this up and never speak of it again.
I'm blown away by all this. He's fucked. Even if he somehow gets off without any jail time, he still will have the thought of what he did stuck with him for a very long time.
...I'm talking about getting Joe cancelled by the way.
Holy shit I refused to click on this Obvious Vos plug until now. Now I'm devastated cos I really need to know where Rich will be doing comedy this weekend.
Come to think of it, u/killakuhn can completely redeem himself on this sub if he uses his arraignment hearing to plug Vos at the Syracuse Funny Bone Oct. 26-28.
Your Honor. I'd just like to say to you and my family....sob.... before my sentence, that I am truly sorry....... sob...... that I will miss Rich Vos at the Funny Bone in Hasbrouck Heights, NJ this weekend. Boom a Legend is born and salvation redeemed!
This is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 68%. (I'm a bot)
TULLYTOWN, Pa. - A 2-year-old boy was killed in a multi-car accident on Tuesday after police say his father crashed his car while fleeing from a Walmart theft.
Authorities say the suspect, Christopher Kuhn, of Hamilton, New Jersey, fled in a gold Jeep following a theft of $228 worth of merchandise from Walmart.
Kuhn is being charged with third-degree murder, homicide by vehicle, accidents involving death or injury while not properly licensed, retail theft, endangering the welfare of children, recklessly endangering another person, reckless driving, driving on a suspended license and running a red light.
This is really surreal. I've read this guys posts and praised him for messing with Joe.
Now he ended up killing his two year old son in exchange for a $200's worth of cheap Walmart electronics and he'll never live a normal life ever again.
Why even steal in the first place? Do you really need a fucking VIZIO sound bar that badly?
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Police say Kuhn stole speakers for a television set from a Walmart store and was attempting to get away from the scene with his two-year-old son in the back seat.
Witnesses saw the father place his son, Qadan, in the back seat of the SUV but he didn't strap him in. Instead, police say, the 27-year-old rushed to cover his license plate with a sweater.
Well, multiple sites that review soundbars would disagree with you, sir. Vizio may not be the best, but if you're in the market for an item under $300, then it's one of the best. If you have a mortgage or other bills and don't want to get in debt then who cares about brands? If it serves the purpose and fits your budget, then enjoy it. Why turn your nose up at someone else's sound system? 💩
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1 NastyFuckPig 2017-10-04
Quick rundown: /u/killakuhn, accompanied by his 2-year-old son, got caught stealing from Walmart. He crashes his car while trying to get away, and his 2-year-old son gets ejected from his car. He steps over his dead kid’s body while unsuccessfully trying to run from the police.
SNN EXCLUSIVE: Kuhn becomes a Coon
A 2-year-old boy was killed in a multi-car accident on Tuesday after police say his father crashed his car while fleeing from a Walmart theft. Esteemed member of the O&A sub /u/killakuhn (aka Christopher Kuhn) went to Walmart Tuesday afternoon with his 2-year-old son. Law enforcement sources confirmed to SNN that Kuhn attempted to steal a $229 Vizio soundbar, but was caught by Walmart security. As they called the police, Kuhn fled the store with the stolen merchandise and his 2-year-old son in tow. A witness on-scene tells SNN that Kuhn allowed his son to climb into his Jeep, and neglected to secure him in his child safety seat before fleeing.
As Kuhn sped away, he ran a red-light and was t-boned at the intersection of Route 13 and Levittown Parkway. SNN spoke with Fernando Medrano, the driver who t-boned Kuhn as he attempted to flee:
“I try to brake but I could no” said the illegal immigrant*. “He was going too fast ese”.
Upon impact, Kuhn’s Jeep flipped and rammed another car travelling north on Bristol Pike. As the Jeep flipped, Kuhn’s 2-year-old son was thrown from the vehicle. The child was taken to an area hospital, but did not survive.
“I see dee baby fly and den he go run away” said Medrano. “I just could no believe it.” Police say Kuhn paused and looked at his 2-year-old son’s lifeless body before stepping over him and attempting to flee from officers.
Kuhn has been charged with 3rd degree murder, homicide by vehicle, retail theft, and related charges. He is currently being held on $5,000,000 bail.
*alleged illegal immigrant
For those who don’t remember, /u/killakuhn (aka Christopher Kuhn) was the guy who got Joe’s gig at Trenton Social cancelled, which led to his appearance on The People’s Court.
His last O&A post: https://archive.fo/YmqpB
1 throwawawyy2 2017-10-04
All of the brand names in this story just confirm that everyone here is white trash
1 F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2017-10-04
Steps over his own kid like a pile of dog shit.
1 RedditIsDumb4You 2017-10-04
He probably had an injury incompatible with life.
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-10-04
in a way you gotta admire the guy
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-10-04
And his final comment for the next 20 years:
https://www.reddit.com/r/quiver/comments/73w0oj/z/dntwyny
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-10-04
Some jails have Internet in the libraries. He could be back.
1 lemskroob 2017-10-04
he could also hide a phone up his asshole.
1 enzo_trash 2017-10-04
That would be pretty epic
1 enzo_trash 2017-10-04
That would be pretty epic
1 enzo_trash 2017-10-04
That would be pretty epic
1 blackirishlad 2017-10-04
when he's right, he's right
1 Whydontulovemelynsi 2017-10-04
And when he's wrong he kills his kid.
1 HooHooRobin 2017-10-04
Jesus Christ
1 Icon_Crash 2017-10-04
I wonder NOW who's butthurt at the end of the day
1 zersch 2017-10-04
1 humanmeat 2017-10-04
Famous last words:
1 JohnQNo1 2017-10-04
Fucking hell. I always thought the whole "o and a attracts degenerates" thing was just a self deprecating joke but now im rethinking it. Fuck this cunt.
1 TriangleDimes 2017-10-04
And he was one of the good ones with a job and family.
1 lemskroob 2017-10-04
not anymore.
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-10-04
This one really upset me, like for real. I member chatting with him.
u/anthonycumiashow comment?
1 TriangleDimes 2017-10-04
What did he say? I hope he really teed up this heinous tragedy, like if he talked about how his son was gonna be president one day.
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-10-04
Just basic shit chat about the Kumias and Sue's peckhas.
1 Broken-Flowers 2017-10-04
SHow some compassion its not his fault his baby is a 5 pound weakling who cant even survive a good car crash!
some people smh!!!!
1 turnthemaround 2017-10-04
One of the hosts of the show we follow was fired for threatening to assault a black woman and went on a racial tirade on social media. Then he was convicted for assaulting his too young girlfriend. The other host was fired for filming a fat old man defecate. The co-host is in a relationship with a nordic man pretending to be a woman.
1 RamonFrunkis 2017-10-04
But Jimmy Saville was a renowned pederast, which makes your comparison much more stark.
1 turnthemaround 2017-10-04
Whoa, let's make a little correction. He was renowned necrophiliac pederast
1 RamonFrunkis 2017-10-04
Holy.... shit..
1 turnthemaround 2017-10-04
It’s especially bad because dead people can’t consent, so it’s like he’s raping these child corpses
1 RamonFrunkis 2017-10-04
That's why I always make sure I get notarized consent forms from the corpses BEFORE I sleep with them because then if they change their mind, I still have it in writing.
1 lemskroob 2017-10-04
Thats often hard to do. I find it much easier to force them to sign a consent statement before i kill them.
1 turnthemaround 2017-10-04
This bit fuckin ended with my funny joke, greedy fuckin idiot
1 RamonFrunkis 2017-10-04
I started it, I end it.
1 Compound_MediaPR 2017-10-04
This is my bit now, ladies.
1 RamonFrunkis 2017-10-04
Chippy chi aye futhamucka.
1 Toss__Pot 2017-10-04
the fact the can't consent, make whole question a non-entity. Shinckle 'bout it .... he dindu nuthin
1 age_of_cage 2017-10-04
Well it is fucking bullshit, to be fair to the late Mr. Savile. We wouldn't want to besmirch his name.
1 jsnoots 2017-10-04
"sex pest" seems pretty mild right?
1 MorePhonesInWesteros 2017-10-04
Some cannibal corpse shit right there
1 Jungies 2017-10-04
Fans of the show, including celebrities, praised one of the hosts for not executing an unarmed black women.
1 carribbeanjimmy 2017-10-04
I'd like to state for the record that I served my time (still owe roughly $2000 though) and that i'm completely rehabilitated. By rehabilitated I mean I no longer have to drive drunk because I moved to a city where I can get blackout wasted every night and just take the subway home.
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-10-04
Just don't have kids.
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2017-10-04
Because in 12 years they'll end up at Anthony's house.
1 CommanderCock 2017-10-04
12? Ant doesn't date old hags.
1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-10-04
and finger fuck all the chubby jewish ladies you want.
1 carribbeanjimmy 2017-10-04
Yes sir! As some would say i'm "Livin the dream"... besides the often overwhelming feelings of failure and loneliness, i'm doing pretty good!
1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-10-04
carry on!
1 holodog 2017-10-04
We still don't know the details of your crime of passion though. Do an SNN tell-all interview to clear the air.
1 RedditIsDumb4You 2017-10-04
Are you really surprised? Of course they attract degenerates. Opie is the least degenerate human on that show and we hate his guts
1 Toss__Pot 2017-10-04
some of us are good peeps. Don't lose faith!
1 JohnQNo1 2017-10-04
No. No youre not.
1 Toss__Pot 2017-10-04
Fair enough, but as a bad person I gotta try lieing, royt?!?
1 fingerrockets 2017-10-04
I think much like 4chan this place mostly attracts those with a darker sense of humour or trolls. We say horrible shit becouse we find it funny and that knowing its horrible is part of why its funny. However there is a small percent of people out there who trully love the sick stuff and dont see the joke. They end up thinking they are in a safe space. They hear an uncle Paul bit and think "preach on brother" 4chan as a result has helped catch many kid lovers and gays and have had them tosed off of tall buildings.
1 FlashVirus 2017-10-04
I'm honestly surprised that this subreddit has minorities posting here too. Every other joke is about blacks or hispanics.
1 TSA_Precheck 2017-10-04
CHRISTOPHAAAAAAA
1 Guinness525 2017-10-04
The real atrocity here is that we never got to see Adrianna nude.
1 boring_oneliner 2017-10-04
that fucking CUNT
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-10-04
No but I did jerk it to that scene with the lesbian tennis coach and her asses all together like a binary star system.
1 commissarjb 2017-10-04
same here
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-10-04
how green was my fucking valley
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-10-04
I member I super lol'd when I heard that line first time. That was over 15 years ago when I was young and not fat.
1 boring_oneliner 2017-10-04
He was framed. Keith the Cop is behind this.
1 PhilipMarma 2017-10-04
False flag?
1 boring_oneliner 2017-10-04
I don't want to compromise my sources, but yes, signs point to it.
1 Anarox 2017-10-04
https://imgur.com/gallery/6jcWf3n
1 Broken-Flowers 2017-10-04
i was a navy seal!
1 shimshammcgraw 2017-10-04
A fighder!
1 SpeckofCoppah 2017-10-04
A Govehrner !
1 switchsigns 2017-10-04
False fag.
1 jizzajam 2017-10-04
The kid flew out of the car at free fall speed. Explain THAT
1 PhilipMarma 2017-10-04
And no jews went to work at that Walmart that day. Oh wait, no jews have ever worked at Walmart.
1 CommanderCock 2017-10-04
THERMITE INFANTICIDE
1 ElFaporino 2017-10-04
False Fag if Keith is involved
1 Peckahnator 2017-10-04
This. He was made an example of for fucking with BroJoe.
1 MattMattMatthew 2017-10-04
Fuck
1 TSA_Precheck 2017-10-04
Well what the fuck dude, do you expect him to step on the kid's body?
1 boring_oneliner 2017-10-04
Seriously, what an ass. The people on this sub make me sick. UGH.
1 champ3n 2017-10-04
HE EARNED THAT
1 Mabans 2017-10-04
"Over" you illiterate fuck.
1 TSA_Precheck 2017-10-04
You have severe retardation.
1 onamods 2017-10-04
dude woke up that day like he had every other day of his life but tomorrow he will spend the rest of his life in jail. how quickly things can change.
1 late_50s_why 2017-10-04
Make no mistake that fella is a criminal scum, hope he gives a shout out to this sub tho
1 lifeobenreilly 2017-10-04
JIMCY: It was MOIDER!
... That's terrible, I'm sorry.
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-10-04
As a good O&A fan he said "Won't see him no more" before running.
1 turnthemaround 2017-10-04
It's a rhetorical question, but why flee? You think with your son is dead, you just stop right there. He had to steal a VIZIO, it's not like he can afford a ticket out of country.
1 THEPOOPSOFVICTORY 2017-10-04
They changed wording:
1 aPersonStranded 2017-10-04
holy fuck
1 David_Tosk 2017-10-04
His son https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/50o1en/my_son_thinks_everything_is_a_phone/
1 PhilipMarma 2017-10-04
Oh shit man, I was really hoping this was all a goof.
1 NastyFuckPig 2017-10-04
Not a goof, sir. SNN prints nothing but the truth and is the most trusted name in news.
1 TriangleDimes 2017-10-04
If I didn't hear it from the most trusted source in O&A sub news I wouldn't have believed it.
1 uralldiseased 2017-10-04
there better be an official SNN piece in the works. I'm not reading this tabloid trash version of the events.
1 CokeFloatsInMaCup 2017-10-04
ME: HE DID IT FOR THE GOOF!
1 darklydreamingdayln 2017-10-04
This is just genuinely upsetting all around.
1 David_Tosk 2017-10-04
Yeah, even this sub might struggle with making light of this
1 WhyAreYouEvenAlive 2017-10-04
Tssss yeah a fawkin red light
1 champ3n 2017-10-04
fawk yeah, what is this kid a prostitute or sumpthin tss
1 Dennyislife 2017-10-04
I am too broken. Laughed at a number of posts here.
1 David_Tosk 2017-10-04
I said struggle
1 marrio91 2017-10-04
Just like with rape, endure through the struggle, and you eventually will succeed.
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-10-04
Nah.
1 lispychicken 2017-10-04
I'm gonna tap out of this one.
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-10-04
The kid was white?
Ok, now I'm angry.
1 Jaeromaru 2017-10-04
Means he stole that kid too
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-10-04
So no great loss to the world then.
1 KangolVos 2017-10-04
He also posted at r/quiver, devoted to orgasms. Well-rounded, I say.
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1 SlamballReunionTour 2017-10-04
fuckin lmao
1 Witty-User_name 2017-10-04
Ok faggot, what’s next?
1 theantarctica 2017-10-04
Is this the same guy?
1 PhilipMarma 2017-10-04
Yes.
1 David_Tosk 2017-10-04
Nice people on this sub...
1 thisshitisboring 2017-10-04
THEY'RE NOT PEOPLE!!!!!
1 HooHooRobin 2017-10-04
Yeah, I sometimes think it'd be healthier not to come here, and if these are the people this sub attracts it makes it pretty clear
1 David_Tosk 2017-10-04
Yeah, but you come back because of the darkness. The darkness is good.
1 Icon_Crash 2017-10-04
Makes me want to smoke a little extra Kratom tonight.
1 faustok 2017-10-04
Don't do it ;_;
1 JMueller2012 2017-10-04
"Black eyes…lifeless eyes…like a doll's eyes…"
1 darklydreamingdayln 2017-10-04
Father of the year material right here, eh gang?
1 Whydontulovemelynsi 2017-10-04
He technically isnt a father anymore.
1 sherockradio 2017-10-04
https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/5x5b29/comment/defvzre
God's justice is sick and disturbing.
1 bonecrushingkisses 2017-10-04
I don't want to have to start sending my mom dick pics again.
1 FatMosque 2017-10-04
I've done this before. It's a pretty awkward way to start your day.
1 Icon_Crash 2017-10-04
The weird thing is this.. my mom wasn't even interested in dick picks until my arms were broken....
1 schwoogiejoe24 2017-10-04
This isn't the rest of reddit, faggot.
1 Icon_Crash 2017-10-04
I said mom, not dad you sick fag.
1 havingmadfun 2017-10-04
Wow totally forgot who this sick fuck was
1 holodog 2017-10-04
I guess the job wasn't all that good.
1 ElectricHellKnight 2017-10-04
And the son's no longer that handsome.
1 Slateski 2017-10-04
And he took him for a "drive", not to a "park" Little bit of automatic transmission humour there.
1 lemskroob 2017-10-04
(1) Limey fuck.
(2) lets leave Jim Norton out of this
1 Slateski 2017-10-04
I heard he got his tranny fluid topped up this week. WOOT WOOT! I LOOOVE YOU!
1 [deleted] 2017-10-04
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1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-10-04
dance dance dance dance dance to the radio
1 DaveNone 2017-10-04
And he won't be getting blown by his beautiful wife. Maybe he'll be some lucky guys wife in prison and do some blowing though.
1 ObsessiveMuso 2017-10-04
He got 9 votes for that retarded tirade. 9 other people on here thought that was a brootal "take that!" and rewarded him for posting it.
1 Whydontulovemelynsi 2017-10-04
Their kids should die too
1 SlamballReunionTour 2017-10-04
At least the karmic retribution for one of the worst posts ever was mercilessly proportionate.
1 uralldiseased 2017-10-04
I was upvoting him at the time because I felt bad. I had to make sure to thank him of this service because he brought this sub one of the biggest events in history, and everyone just shit on the guy.
1 RedditIsDumb4You 2017-10-04
Please if there was any gods justice we would all have aids by now and Opie and Anthony would have stabbed each other to death
1 uralldiseased 2017-10-04
I'm truly jaw dropped by this... I can't even think of something funny to say.
This is legit the dude that gave us one of the biggest events in the subreddits history. Unbelievable. This is better than any tv show.
1 ChippusMaximus 2017-10-04
This is the REAL PFGTV.
1 PepperTheCentaur 2017-10-04
He has Artie nose.
1 F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2017-10-04
Nice nose
1 FatMosque 2017-10-04
that smirk says it all
1 ShiftyMcGrifter 2017-10-04
"...he bit and strangled her..."
No fucking way
1 HooHooRobin 2017-10-04
Jesus. Why was this animal still able to have his kid?
1 Compound_MediaPR 2017-10-04
Of course Stinks is in the comments.
1 blackirishlad 2017-10-04
To Stinks I presume. Well, time makes fools of us all, doesn't it?
1 FecklessKing 2017-10-04
With that hair and that wrapsheet, I would assume his name was Christopher Cumia.
1 boring_oneliner 2017-10-04
Let's not be quick to judge here. That could have happened to any of us.
1 tenthenewale 2017-10-04
It did happen to some of us
t. Christopher's two year old son
1 David_Tosk 2017-10-04
We don't have Walmart here
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-10-04
Tescos sucks ass.
1 PracticeRyan 2017-10-04
What about big asda?
1 hard_to_explain 2017-10-04
I don't have a car at the moment
1 mcb84 2017-10-04
I have a shitty car with a transmission thats about to quit AND an LG soundbar. Im one of life's winners.
1 tw-means-teen-wolf 2017-10-04
I don't and will never have kids.
1 DirtyCrappedBriefs 2017-10-04
What a kuhnt
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-10-04
And a killa too.
1 schwoogiejoe24 2017-10-04
Obviously he was plotting his son's demise all along...
1 JMueller2012 2017-10-04
Sad
1 tw-means-teen-wolf 2017-10-04
Eh, probably better than growing up with degenerate garbage parents.
1 tenthenewale 2017-10-04
> stealing a vizio
1 FrancinesToiletBaby 2017-10-04
He's still not as bad of a person as Opie
1 LeonDudley 2017-10-04
What an absolute piece of shit. Killed his kid and ruined his life for a fucking VIZIO sound bar.
1 GullibleGilbert 2017-10-04
are they nice ?
1 wigglin_harry 2017-10-04
Vizio is what poor people buy when they think they're getting a good deal
1 GullibleGilbert 2017-10-04
so not worth losing a kid over?
1 StuntPeckah 2017-10-04
Kinda hard to generalize. Is it an Opetta?
1 wigglin_harry 2017-10-04
Depends on the quality of his setup before band
1 marrio91 2017-10-04
No it's not, Vizio is garbage
1 Jarvismcjigglesteins 2017-10-04
Isn't a soundbar just a skinny slab of plastic with tiny paper drivers in it?
If you're gonna kill your kid, at least spring for a nice receiver & some floorstanders.
1 throwawawyy2 2017-10-04
Well depends. I mean anyone can make a kid. Not everyone can make a sound bar
1 TriangleDimes 2017-10-04
Every slope can.
1 throwawawyy2 2017-10-04
Too bad its his nose and not his eyes thats sloped then
1 madameroach 2017-10-04
Tell that to my friends and family dropping 30k+ for in-vitro or adoption. Not everyone can make kids.
For a measly sound bar, he put his healthy child's life at risk and then abandoned him while he was dying. :(
1 sjeffiesjeff 2017-10-04
Be more funny
1 madameroach 2017-10-04
Fuck off, figures you'd use Opie's favorite sound byte. It's a shame you weren't in that jeep, rather than the little boy.
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-10-04
Right back at you, slick.
1 madameroach 2017-10-04
Thank you!
1 RamonFrunkis 2017-10-04
Don't get mad at him because you shoot brine shrimp.
1 madameroach 2017-10-04
Ouch, that hurts. Good one, dude!
1 shimshammcgraw 2017-10-04
Okay, terrific.
1 marrio91 2017-10-04
Don't be mad that you're such a virgin that you'll never be able to have a laydee dump out your own living starting line.
1 throwawawyy2 2017-10-04
At that point adopt an asian thatll make u unlimited soundbars
1 kingship75 2017-10-04
This is a brilliant solution.
1 Icon_Crash 2017-10-04
A soundbar seems like a much more sound investment.
1 Toss__Pot 2017-10-04
I'd swap a kid for a soundbar .... but I aint got either - so it's a moot point
1 piggyboi 2017-10-04
Depends on the kid. Downer? Definitely.
1 madameroach 2017-10-04
"The Vizio SB3621n-E8 is the best soundbar under $300 we have ever heard."
Well, multiple sites that review soundbars would disagree with you, sir. Vizio may not be the best, but if you're in the market for an item under $300, then it's one of the best. If you have a mortgage or other bills and don't want to get in debt then who cares about brands? If it serves the purpose and fits your budget, then enjoy it. Why turn your nose up at someone else's sound system? 💩
1 faustok 2017-10-04
Why the fuck would you steal a budget option then, einstein?
1 madameroach 2017-10-04
Well fellow genius, I was merely replying to someone else's off comment. It's something people do here on Reddit.
To answer your question, I don't shoplift, so I'm not entirely sure how someone would steal a high-end item. I haven't been to a store like best buy in years. But judging by your zinger, you're far more intelligent. I'm sure you can figure out why people choose to steal Walmart items over the more expensive stuff. Of course, this isn't the topic that I was referring to, but I bet you'll resort to calling me a cunt or dumbass or both. So kudos and thank you, sir. Give yourself a little pat on the back.
1 faustok 2017-10-04
I only called you Einstein mate, you okay? Are you upset because you had to settle for a cheaper soundbar? I'll think of you when I'm watching flicks through my sony and be more appreciative of the rich sound.
1 Jarvismcjigglesteins 2017-10-04
Sony? Goodness, you rich bastard. Look out Paradigm/Marantz/Klipsch/etc, this man hasn't got room for your no-name shenanigans.
1 faustok 2017-10-04
I don't even have a soundbar. I'm just trying to wind folks up.
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-10-04
They leave the shit brands out and have to get the good ones from the stock room at some stores.
1 NLclothing 2017-10-04
It was the same shape and color of his dick
1 PassProtect15 2017-10-04
Maybe that explains Chris Kuhn's face?
1 marrio91 2017-10-04
The kid was physically thrown from the car, not due to physics and motion, but due to that brat dissing daddy's new speakers.
1 wigglin_harry 2017-10-04
Not specifically a sound system, Vizio products in general are for poory's
1 Spokker 2017-10-04
Their P-Series TVs are great.
1 jizzajam 2017-10-04
i got a p75 my dude. And my kid is still alive so I'm doing pretty well for myself.
1 Randomdcguy 2017-10-04
He could have waited 51 days until Black Friday for a killer deal.
1 Dennyislife 2017-10-04
Kids? Fuck no
1 MowgliCSM 2017-10-04
No soundbar is worth it. It's at least 5.1 or nothing.
1 boring_oneliner 2017-10-04
"OK Google, what's the sentence for involuntary manslaughter?"
1 Randomdcguy 2017-10-04
“Involuntary manslaughter”.
1 turnthemaround 2017-10-04
If you think about it, it's really VIZIO's fault for making a product too expensive
1 blackirishlad 2017-10-04
I guess God needed another Vizio sound bar to complete his home theater experience.
1 Randomdcguy 2017-10-04
Do you think walmart just put it back up on the shelf and pretended like nothing happened? 😂
1 majestik6 2017-10-04
/u/killakuhn has gone viral now, it's #3 trending on Facebook
https://www.facebook.com/topic/Levittown-Pennsylvania/108242249204169
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1 Osama_Bin_Log_in 2017-10-04
And couldn't even wear a fucking O&A shirt while getting arrested!
1 Anarox 2017-10-04
He should fucking kill himself after this, steal a fucking soundbar? At least don't bring your son.
1 late_50s_why 2017-10-04
At least kill your son for the apple one
1 marrio91 2017-10-04
We're not saying kill your son, but if you're GOING to, you might as well steal the good shit.
1 pfg-sciple 2017-10-04
He stole a $200 SOUNDBAR, do you REALLY think he COULD afford a BABYSITTER?
1 majin_babidi 2017-10-04
have you ever had kids? you just lock them in the bathroom with a bowl of water and food and a pee pad. like you do your dog when you go on a long vacation.
1 Ant_Sucks 2017-10-04
In the video he looks like he's contemplating suicide. Might be his only option here. $5million bail. Lifetime sentence. No soundbar.
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-10-04
Why is bail that his when he's clearly broke. $300 bail would keep him in.
1 Whydontulovemelynsi 2017-10-04
The Big Sound Bar lobby is making an example of this poor schlub
1 Ant_Sucks 2017-10-04
((Big Sound Bar)) are behind everything.
1 lispychicken 2017-10-04
That's the part which has to be getting to him. all of that, and no soundbar? Ugh..
1 TotallyNotObsi 2017-10-04
What video?
1 Ant_Sucks 2017-10-04
The video in the linked article dummy.
1 HerpDerpen 2017-10-04
Bring your kids to work day.
1 Anarox 2017-10-04
God damn that shit was funny
1 RedditIsDumb4You 2017-10-04
He was the getaway driver
1 LAMF92 2017-10-04
Why the fuck was he acting like some unenthusiastic Walmart employee was going to chase him down? Just calmly drive out of the parking lot, it sounds like he just floored it straight into an intersection
1 chickenfan1 2017-10-04
please someone tell me this is a joke and not the same guy, please
1 age_of_cage 2017-10-04
That's my assumption, most here seem to be believing it though.
1 Lies_and_Propaganda 2017-10-04
I mean dude in the story looks pretty colored and according to killakuhns posts his baby and mom are super white, but I mean the age of the kid matches, and he's in roughly the right area to get those 2U gigs cancelled. His most recent post is from 1 day ago, so it's pretty much a toss up.
1 Ant_Sucks 2017-10-04
I'm on his facebook now. His kid and the mother are very white. She looks like typical Philly\Irish. The kid looks cute too. What a fucking cunt.
1 PISSMOUF 2017-10-04
shuuuuure
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-10-04
Yeah, I hate it when real things happen here.
I wish we could go back to yesterday when we were all laughing innocently about the Vegas massacre without a care in the world.
1 AngeloMacon 2017-10-04
Hey! No kids died in the Vegas thing, so it was funny.
1 KanyeFaraday 2017-10-04
*looked
1 blackirishlad 2017-10-04
he's probably mixed and if the mom is very white there's no reason why a baby wouldn't be anywhere on the spectrum from as dark as the father to as light as the mother.
1 Kurt_Love 2017-10-04
Brother Joe doxed him and he had a prior arrest then of holding a screwdriver to a girl's throat
1 sjeffiesjeff 2017-10-04
I'm starting to think that this guy is kind of a jerk
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-10-04
I think I regret that dick pic I sent. Now the coppers are going to see it on his hard drive and become enraged with envy and vow to track me down.
You live and you learn.
1 beleca 2017-10-04
Engorged with envy
1 Belchides 2017-10-04
Yeah this guy is kinda mean.
1 blackirishlad 2017-10-04
Jerk of all jerks
1 mcb84 2017-10-04
When did this happen?
1 mcb84 2017-10-04
When did the doxing happen?
1 Trueduhtective 2017-10-04
The nose knows:
screwdriver article - http://www.trentonian.com/article/TT/20160427/NEWS/160429746
Doesn't this dude sound like Materese heckling Killa:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbpK_nB_uLQ&feature=youtu.be&t=12s
1 holodog 2017-10-04
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=19&v=zbpK_nB_uLQ
This happened and he couldn't even let us know where Rich Vos is appearing next. Such a waste.
1 harriswill 2017-10-04
"I usually get my kid to steal anti depressants out of my wife's office"
1 ApeNia 2017-10-04
Dumb nigger.
1 multiplesifl 2017-10-04
Dude's white, you retard. I know you're anxious for all your big swinging negro dick fears to have some validity, but not the time.
1 late_50s_why 2017-10-04
Joe wins
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-10-04
If that cosplay faggot celebrates a guy's homicide of a 2-year-old just because he brought to light his racism, he's a bigger piece of shit than I imagined...
And I've always imagined Jenkem Joe to be a real degenerate
1 lemskroob 2017-10-04
Oh boy, have I got news for you
1 majestik6 2017-10-04
People at work are wondering why I'm giggling like a teenage girl
1 uralldiseased 2017-10-04
People at work are wondering why I get nothing done
1 telemecanique 2017-10-04
oh no, he really went there. /facepalm
1 John_Gulbunny 2017-10-04
Remember, he's black too. Joe just hit the lottery
1 late_50s_why 2017-10-04
I had no doubt Joe cornimo would be celebrating like the nigger he is
1 FecklessKing 2017-10-04
If Anthony didn't trip face-first into a pile of money, lifting a soundbar would be a regular Tuesday for the Cumias.
1 uralldiseased 2017-10-04
Please tell me someone has sent this to him.
Surely he's already gloating on facebook and making comments about animals and savages
1 darklydreamingdayln 2017-10-04
Hopefully he'll get raped to death in prison.
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-10-04
I hope something bad happens to him as well.
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2017-10-04
Yeah, like he's all excited for taco day and it ends up being cabbage.
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-10-04
Oh no, that would suck so much.
1 thrillated 2017-10-04
Let's not be too harsh
1 mcb84 2017-10-04
He'll likely go to a place like Graterford, where they house Philly's worst of the worst. He killed a 2 year old, his stay won't be pleasant.
1 enzo_trash 2017-10-04
Meh, he didn't take him, he will be fine
1 enzo_trash 2017-10-04
Meh, he didn't take him, he will be fine
1 enzo_trash 2017-10-04
Meh, he didn't take him, he will be fine
1 Cullen396 2017-10-04
Jackie Martling laugh
1 BergStonewall 2017-10-04
yyyyyyEEEEEEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHaaahhhhaee
1 boring_oneliner 2017-10-04
This is the most relevant sub on this site.
1 Muted_Post-Horn 2017-10-04
we really ouchea lately
1 LiterallyCaligula 2017-10-04
Yusuf orchestrated this somehow.
1 Opesterino 2017-10-04
Oh man. there goes our moral high ground.
1 late_50s_why 2017-10-04
DEAD KUHN
1 Anthonysnewcohost 2017-10-04
Wow things really are more interesting when the Americans come on this sub
1 enzo_trash 2017-10-04
The sub made after an American talk show?
Shut up
1 enzo_trash 2017-10-04
The sub made after an American talk show?
Shut up
1 Anthonysnewcohost 2017-10-04
Oof
1 enzo_trash 2017-10-04
Shut up you European
1 Anthonysnewcohost 2017-10-04
UK isn't in Europe anymore
1 enzo_trash 2017-10-04
I gotta just stick with saying foreigner then
I shouldn't have to know so much to be accurately racist
1 RickVince 2017-10-04
Wait this is the guy that canceled Cumia's gig or the guy that sent the information that got the gig canceled?
1 Ironhawk05 2017-10-04
This is the guy that sent the information leading to the bar owner to cancel BroJoes gig.
1 puppy_action_team 2017-10-04
I feel so bad for the child. As much we make of Joe and Opie, at least they wouldn't do this.
1 spinuch 2017-10-04
If this is actually the right guy I think the kid got off easy.
1 i_saw_nothing 2017-10-04
Because Opie never takes his kids anywhere.
:( :( :(
1 WilliamTellAll 2017-10-04
and in Joes case, you cant harvest spit from a dead one.
1 ChippusMaximus 2017-10-04
He calls those tetra packs.
1 lemskroob 2017-10-04
because he has to get Bams permission first to leave the house with them.
1 puppy_action_team 2017-10-04
Opie is a bad father :(
1 marrio91 2017-10-04
That's because Opie's small car can't fit the big chair in it. :(
1 John_Gulbunny 2017-10-04
Joe will be extremely happy with this
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-10-04
Why give him the satisfaction?
1 boring_oneliner 2017-10-04
Entertainment.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-10-04
Causing glee or enjoyment isn't entertaining. You sick fuck!
1 Whydontulovemelynsi 2017-10-04
I honestly hope this guy's punishment is to be beat to death by brother joe.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-10-04
I'm pretty sure the prison system is going to dish out a lot more punishment than a geriatric cos playing biker.
1 John_Gulbunny 2017-10-04
Then he will really be able to play out those sons of anarchy fantasies
1 Yaseetheo 2017-10-04
I feel awful just upvoting this thread. What a piece of a shit.
1 RedditIsDumb4You 2017-10-04
At least he's going away forever. Hopefully they don't let him shit post from prison
1 robocopsboner 2017-10-04
Username checks out.
GET IT? HE KILLED HIS KID
1 CASCAI 2017-10-04
thanks opie
1 Jaeromaru 2017-10-04
And hes a Kuhn
1 Purplestahli 2017-10-04
Im out. Done. This degenerate piece of shit ruined the bit. Your moms box.
1 ArtificePink 2017-10-04
Same here. Your moms box.
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-10-04
I'm not going anywhere.
1 52017 2017-10-04
Spend a little time in the chat. It's no bit.
1 enzo_trash 2017-10-04
Link?
1 52017 2017-10-04
Stop positing things three times in a row you dumb nigger
1 enzo_trash 2017-10-04
Fuck you faggot
1 enzo_trash 2017-10-04
Link?
1 enzo_trash 2017-10-04
Link?
1 telemecanique 2017-10-04
yeah I'm not going to lie, this will make me rethink my browsing choices a bit.
1 dishpitdesign 2017-10-04
I could never figure out why anyone posted here anyway since not a single poster seems to enjoy any of these guys in any combination anymore.
1 RealCelebrityType 2017-10-04
O and A fans are not people.
1 Caverlock 2017-10-04
What happened to the
groceriesVizio sound bar?1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-10-04
They wouldn't take it back.
No bill of sale.
1 jsnoots 2017-10-04
How important is the baby?
1 marrio91 2017-10-04
Fucking cunt kid ran off with it.
1 Caverlock 2017-10-04
What happened to the
groceriesVizio sound bar?1 ArtificePink 2017-10-04
According to this post, Chris Kuhn in his brother:
https://www.reddit.com/r/BlackPeopleTwitter/comments/6tizhd/hmm/
This is that Facebook profile:
https://www.facebook.com/c.note609
And you can see that same profile pic here:
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10154426092564103&set=pb.686324102.-2207520000.1507114119.&type=3&theater
These guys definitely have the same mother, she's in both his Facebook photos and that photo /u/kullakuhn posted of his son.
But I'm not sure it's not his brother.
1 DubTeeDub 2017-10-04
this is posting personal information and is not allowed on reddit.
1 Muted_Post-Horn 2017-10-04
cry.
1 HomestretchVigo 2017-10-04
Youre a moderator of 30 subs? You silly fuckin nigger
1 xyniphis 2017-10-04
Never posted here before, cant think of a bigger waste of time than policing the internet
1 Yakovpiscopo 2017-10-04
So all this talk from the cumias about “kuhn’s” wasn’t paranoia?
1 StuntPeckah 2017-10-04
At least BroJoe could provide him with a few moments of diversion from the self-induced hell of his own life. That's probably the only thing Joe has ever provided anyone (that wasn't bought with his little brother's money, I mean).
1 lemskroob 2017-10-04
won't see him no more
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-10-04
He'll come back in 30 years when only you and I are left here.
1 lemskroob 2017-10-04
Weren't you in the clink before? Maybe Kuhn will get your old cell.
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-10-04
We can be b buddies ( b for bunk not butt I am not a gay like u ).
1 jsnoots 2017-10-04
And there was nothing we could do.
1 HitEmWTheHeinnn 2017-10-04
What a great shirt to go to jail in.
1 StuntPeckah 2017-10-04
Seems like the kinda guy that would bring marijuana to a 13 year old's house, if ya know what I mean.
1 Mud- 2017-10-04
Jesus, it’s on the news right now. Holy shit
1 thatRookie 2017-10-04
SHAME! SHAME! SHAAAAAME- SHAME ON YOU!
1 Cletus_From_Brooklyn 2017-10-04
Arnold Diaz would be proud...
1 Belchides 2017-10-04
F Murray Abraham
1 jsnoots 2017-10-04
(shame finger graphic doing it's thang)
1 champ3n 2017-10-04
YOU ARE NEVER TO BLAME!
1 RacistPigeon 2017-10-04
Fuck I hope this guy is dead tomorrow.
1 marrio91 2017-10-04
......well this shines a very negative light onto this lovely place.
1 Caverlock 2017-10-04
I agree. Killing a toddler and then using their corpse as a starting block is below even us.
1 Whydontulovemelynsi 2017-10-04
Most of us, anyway.
1 jsnoots 2017-10-04
Did he yell, "feets don't fail me now..." as he started running?
1 marrio91 2017-10-04
Close, he's mispronouncing fetus.
1 humanmeat 2017-10-04
Well at least we weren't featured on catch a predator
1 Osama_Bin_Log_in 2017-10-04
Exac... oh, nvm.
1 F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2017-10-04
SN Name checks out
1 dfdfdssfdsdf 2017-10-04
well you know what they say, snitches get [their small child ran over by themselves while committing larceny] i think thats how it goes
1 The_Sharpie_Is_Black 2017-10-04
If that sayianZ feller goes to jail or dies this month I'm taking an early vacation
1 Slippery_Slope_Guy 2017-10-04
Is the car okay????
But seriously, I hope this n person hangs them self.
1 JerkStoreJ 2017-10-04
The Aristocrats!
1 Ant_Sucks 2017-10-04
This guy sounds like a real jerk.
1 AngeloMacon 2017-10-04
Jerk of all jerks.
1 Bangunss 2017-10-04
The cumias always get the last laugh
1 Michelanvalo 2017-10-04
Wow what a piece of trash
1 DickSlit 2017-10-04
I just read somebody post here yesterday that there are probably at least 5-10 truly dangerous posters here... looks like we found one!
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-10-04
I am not dangerous I just want to love.
1 DickSlit 2017-10-04
I would love you more if you went back to posting everything in bloken engrish.
1 I_Hate_Chinkers 2017-10-04
你做？
1 Jackthejew 2017-10-04
And gold
1 alobesmooth 2017-10-04
I remember that. Guy guessed there were 2-3 murderers subbed here.
1 MCLyleStyle 2017-10-04
Do you think Bro Joe’s SAMCRO brothers will get to him on the inside?
1 assreaper 2017-10-04
Better hope he didn't hate on Opster too much. I heard the philly crew runs that joint.
1 JoeCumiaSr 2017-10-04
What a peesa G
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-10-04
Look, I know what he did was awful but there's really no need for that kind of language.
1 gnrlysrs 2017-10-04
One day you're snitching on dudes to try to ruin their musical careers, the next your son is being ejected onto a highway over $200 bucks. What a fucking clown.
1 Ant_Sucks 2017-10-04
Why did this piece of shit run a red light? It's not like Walmart have a car chase division. Were the cops on the scene straight away? How did they see him stepping over his kid's body? Did the store security follow him because he was black? So many questions.
1 KingDonaldTrump 2017-10-04
What about the sound bar?
1 Cletus_Van_Dam 2017-10-04
What about the groceries?
1 late_50s_why 2017-10-04
GOOD CHIOCE UNDER $300
1 sanfrancisco69er 2017-10-04
Yeah all wal marts have a policy where if an employee even takes one step out the door to chase a shoplifter theyre instantly fired. to act like youre in a high speed chase and run red lights and have your kid die and shit is just silly
1 majestik6 2017-10-04
Stealing is dumb but stealing from WAL MART??
I knew a kleptomaniac in college, and believe me, there are plenty of stores that have lousy security. Wal Mart isn't one of them.
1 dankfranklin 2017-10-04
Well jeez. See you on the People's Court, Kuhn. Can't wait to see an expressive white guy behind you.
1 MiniChipper 2017-10-04
So do we like Joe again? I'm confused
1 aceop 2017-10-04
Matarese? Fuck no.
1 aceop 2017-10-04
Matarese? Fuck no.
1 aceop 2017-10-04
Matarese? Fuck no.
1 aceop 2017-10-04
Matarese? Fuck no.
1 aceop 2017-10-04
Matarese? Fuck no.
1 aceop 2017-10-04
Matarese? Fuck no.
1 aceop 2017-10-04
Matarese? Fuck no.
1 MiniChipper 2017-10-04
No Brother Joe.
1 lemskroob 2017-10-04
WE HEARD YOU
1 aceop 2017-10-04
Matarese? Fuck no.
1 aceop 2017-10-04
Matarese? Fuck no.
1 aceop 2017-10-04
Matarese? Fuck no.
1 aceop 2017-10-04
Matarese? Fuck no.
1 aceop 2017-10-04
Matarese? Fuck no.
1 aceop 2017-10-04
Matarese? Fuck no.
1 aceop 2017-10-04
Matarese? Fuck no.
1 aceop 2017-10-04
Matarese? Fuck no.
1 aceop 2017-10-04
Matarese? Fuck no.
1 aceop 2017-10-04
Matarese? Fuck no.
1 aceop 2017-10-04
Matarese? Fuck no.
1 Muted_Post-Horn 2017-10-04
sir we heard you
1 Belchides 2017-10-04
Again implies we liked him to begin with
1 KingDonaldTrump 2017-10-04
Yeahhhh that's a rough one, man.
1 Belchides 2017-10-04
Heard Jimmy's voice.
1 PassProtect15 2017-10-04
On one hand, you have a sweet new sound bar. On the other, losing your child is a motherfucker.
1 Zazz_Lacker 2017-10-04
What’s a soundbar?
1 Yaseetheo 2017-10-04
It's a less gay redbar.
1 lemskroob 2017-10-04
about $200.
1 Mod_Impersonator 2017-10-04
Or -1 child.
1 SpaceVC 2017-10-04
Hahahahahaha good! Buh-bye!
1 SpaceVC 2017-10-04
Proves people on here are mentally ill fuckhead losers. Unfortunately he himself didn't just die.
1 HomestretchVigo 2017-10-04
We're about to find out how many alts he had
1 lemskroob 2017-10-04
Well, this one wins 'Assault on the Media 2017'
1 late_50s_why 2017-10-04
ALSO WINS THE ASSAULT ON THE CUMIA 2017
1 maroonman1874 2017-10-04
http://www.trentonian.com/article/TT/20160427/NEWS/160429746
1 ObsessiveMuso 2017-10-04
Holy shit.
1 Joemomma101 2017-10-04
I mean this shouldn't be a surprise. After he got Joe in trouble, one of Joe's boys doxxed killakuhn. And found his mugshot for beating a woman or something like that.
1 Hamburger212 2017-10-04
2 real questions: Is there any chance that he was especially down and out and needing to steal stuff because he owed money to his court loss?
and 2. Did he have a thought in jail that night that he was going to get roasted on this sub?
1 ShiftyMcGrifter 2017-10-04
What court loss?
1 Joemomma101 2017-10-04
Somebody should call into AA and try to get Anthony to talk about this.
1 Joemomma101 2017-10-04
Well there goes the only black guy on this sub...
1 AirplaneStrikesBack 2017-10-04
Holy shit that is grizzly. Stops to look at his dead kid before driving off? What an absolute scumbag.
1 VicDumb 2017-10-04
Shit man; thats so fucked up. If you gon rob a Wal-Mart, leave your fucking kids out of it.
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-10-04
This is the line right here. I never thought I'd find it but I can't find any yuma in this, the Vegas massacre is fucking hilarious compared to this shit.
Matarese is an unfunny faggot but I'd rather praise his comedy than bash him if I'm taking Christopher Kuhn's lead. What the fuck.
1 52017 2017-10-04
Is it? Is it the line bro? Have you had enough and you aren't gong to take no more?
1 Icon_Crash 2017-10-04
If he needed a sound bar that bad, why didn't he just sell his gold jeep and by a steel one for cash?
1 Icon_Crash 2017-10-04
Well he's finally living up to his reddit name.
1 Peckahnator 2017-10-04
Nothing quite makes my day as New Jersey local references or reading about its locations in the news.
1 braunheiser 2017-10-04
He should kill himself, no BS
1 mr450 2017-10-04
Brother Joe ain’t nothing to mess with. Scary shit.
1 TacoTrots 2017-10-04
Seriously.
One minute you're fucking with a racist pedophile Wop, and then the next thing you know, you're killing your children over cheap home electronics.
1 p3ckaz 2017-10-04
So much forced edginess in this thread!
1 ChippusMaximus 2017-10-04
Low hanging fruit is still fruit
1 telemecanique 2017-10-04
what a despicable pile of shit this guy is, whether O&A related or not.
1 p3ckaz 2017-10-04
Well this is too much for ol' p3ckaz. So long fellas.
1 Muted_Post-Horn 2017-10-04
ymb
1 thomasthetankpynchon 2017-10-04
no don't go
1 throwmpaway209 2017-10-04
Only you mother fuckers can have me laughing so hard in a thread about a 2 year old dying. I'm no longer human.
1 TriangleDimes 2017-10-04
perhaps more than that!
1 UnfunnyFaggott 2017-10-04
This is so fucking disturbing. What an absolute sociopath. He better have a good reason for doing this -- like, for example, he had a very short window to meet his heroin dealer.
1 jokespot 2017-10-04
Game, set and match for Brother Joe.
Son of a god damn bitch.
1 TacoTrots 2017-10-04
Don't worry, he'll fuck it all up by gloating on social media; totally disregarding the fact that a baby was killed.
1 TossyMcSalad 2017-10-04
it sucks, but kuhn might have learned his lessons from this, which is ultimately a positive. rip killa jr
1 jasim18 2017-10-04
kidkillakuhn
1 semihat 2017-10-04
Why is he not wearing an old school ONS shirt in this photo?!
1 passtheshroomtech 2017-10-04
Wow.. this is fucked up. He just turned his halfway-decent life into the worst dead-end anybody could have possibly imagined through a couple of quick, impulse decisions.
1 Whydontulovemelynsi 2017-10-04
Powerful username brotherman
1 UndieFlipChampion86 2017-10-04
Opie and Anthony fans are the just the best! No wonder they champion a woman beating racist kid toucher
"They're just like us!"
1 OnlinePolice 2017-10-04
It seems Christopher has been a naughty naughty boy
1 3stepsbackward 2017-10-04
Well, it was only a matter of time before someone on here killed someone.
1 grocery_man 2017-10-04
I'm surprised it took so long.
1 Whydontulovemelynsi 2017-10-04
Does Patton not count?
1 johnfreeman1111111 2017-10-04
"Everyday we stray further from God"
1 lemskroob 2017-10-04
his son is now closer
1 WilliamTellAll 2017-10-04
Regardless of bringing his son along for shit bullshit to begin with, he didn't put his son in the child seat but had time to put a sweatshirt over his licence plate.
What a fucking idiot. Just an hero at this point.
1 ManiacalChrisBenoit 2017-10-04
Oh boy is this guy going to get the shit beat out of him in prison.
1 ApprilFells 2017-10-04
Are wiggers even people?
1 lemskroob 2017-10-04
How many dead baby Kuhn's does it take to pave a highway?
1 Mabans 2017-10-04
Careful, cut the fabric of the universe with that edge.
1 Yaseetheo 2017-10-04
How long till this sub gets a bump in numbers due to investigation? Tss why not this hoagie or sumpthin!
1 chippersonlyle 2017-10-04
Was he angry the child provided joe with spit?
1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-10-04
Holy Shit!
1 52017 2017-10-04
My grandpa always told me "Never flee Walmart in New Jersey with a stolen Vizio soundbar because you may be charged with child murder"
1 RapistWithAIDS 2017-10-04
Stay strong bro
1 Mabans 2017-10-04
You think these people should stick up for a dude who disregarded his own child life? You have a twisted sense of loyalty.
1 RapistWithAIDS 2017-10-04
If kids dying is a bad thing then why did God make it happen?
1 DryTeeth 2017-10-04
Well....every group has its % of truly despicable pieces of shit. While we may be surface level pieces of shit based on our sense of humor-- I don't think there are more than a handful of ppl here who are capable of something this disgusting & dumb.
And lets be honest - the only reason why Anthony Cumia wouldn't be in a story like this (had he not gotten a break +20yrs ago)....he is too selfish to have kids.
But this exactly what people with Cumia genetics would do....theyd run from cops without hesitation post car crash....regardless of who was in passenger seat.
1 Ichise-san 2017-10-04
why is it selfish to not have a kid? i think the opposite is true, that having a kid is the most selfish thing a human can do
1 DryTeeth 2017-10-04
I agree that it is selfish of certain ppl to have kids -- especially those who cannot afford it, or those who just pop em out in fucked up environments....
And it is not a selfish thing to forgo having kids. But Anthony - who said on air more than once - chose not to have kids cuz "I don't want to give up my life - I'm not into doing things that aren't for ME!"
Literally yelled it. And was being funny. And honest. There's nothing wrong with that. Don't have kids if u don't want to.
But his reason was cuz he'd rather do things he wants to do -- he did not see the fulfillment or value in raising a kid at expense of having to commit his time & energy to someone else. That is the very fucking definition of selfishness.
But you're right- everyone should just stop having kids. Let this whole human race this die the fuck out already, right?
1 Ichise-san 2017-10-04
precisely sir, let the human race die out. or at least reduce it by 70%.
i dnno the way i see it is, when someone makes the decision to have a kid theyre basically saying "i dont give a fuck if this kid comes out retarded, missing limbs, gets propelled through a windshield and its head gets ran over as i run off with my sound device, grows up to kill himself, has some mental disorder like schizophrenia etc, i dont care about all that. i just want a kid because i want a kid, yes i know theres no way to know the outcome, and im not asking the childs consent if it wants to be born into this shithole, but I WANT A KID".
if you see value in raising a kid then fine, but the phony morality of people who are like "i brought life into this world, and look at you just living by yourself selfishly" makes me want to rape them with a rusted crowbar, not you im using the general you because ive had this discussion with a few people. its complete horseshit, everyone i know in my life that had a kid was purely motivated by selfish reasons. whether its family/societal pressure to "do the adult thing" or some baloney about self-betterment/fulfillment.
tldr im a faggot
1 ChippusMaximus 2017-10-04
Keep an eye on bickers and nigisup
1 boogsuge 2017-10-04
This place is so strange.
1 Yaseetheo 2017-10-04
Remember Opie and Anthony? No? It was a radio show and they both got fired so we hate on them all day long and enjoy any negative thing that happens.... wait where are you going?
1 Spokker 2017-10-04
I have that sound bar. It's ok
1 sanfrancisco69er 2017-10-04
this isn't really the stinks news network 😭
1 thrillated 2017-10-04
Stinks sent a correspondent
1 mcb84 2017-10-04
I got called into work thinking someone had a little too much fun last night. Wasn't until I put on the green apron before I heard. Now I'm so numb I forgot to even warm up the oven this morning, fuck.
1 PassProtect15 2017-10-04
You'll get through it brother. We're find a little bit of solace at the bottom of each bread bowl.
1 RapistWithAIDS 2017-10-04
I made a post in r/watchpeopledie proving the objective truth of why mass killings like the one in Las Vegas happen, it is relevant here. You all claim that what happened to this child is sad, but all of you hypocritically choose to continue to enable it to happen to children on a mass scale, and consciously, maliciously choose to ignore this fact.
To everyone saying that they are "confused" as to why somebody would do this: Every human society in history has operated under the belief that anyone with functioning reproductive organs has a moral "right" to own and have authority over a human being by becoming a "parent". Some governments require a permit to sell lemonade, but there are currently no background checks or permits required to have full custody and authority over a human child. It would be illegal negligence to let any child be taken to a stranger's house, but at the same time it is perfectly legal for any random adult to have their "own" child and take it home with them. The large majority of abuse, assaults, molestations, rapes and murders of children are done by their primary caregivers. These are a regular occurrence, with thousands of cases every year. Society knows this, and still makes a conscious decision to change nothing about the parental system, because it cares more about the right of "parents" to own a human child, than the right of a child to have personal safety and happiness. This insures that children will be continue to be raped and murdered by their legal custodians for generations to come, with ZERO preventative barriers put in place by society. The children will only have the ability to report it after the fact, that is if they have the awareness and courage, and if circumstances allow. But under the current system, the irreparable damage to the child must happen first, with no protective measures in place. This is why innocent children grow into psychopathic killers, and it is why they will continue to, forever, until something is done to change it, which will never happen. I know nobody will listen to this or probably even read it. If they do they will respond with ad hominem. I don't care. I wrote this for myself, to show that humanity can be shown the truth and still make a deliberately malicious choice to ignore it, thus proving that hatred of humanity is morally justified.
1 thatskelp 2017-10-04
didja
1 RapistWithAIDS 2017-10-04
Not an argument cuzzz
1 HerpDerpen 2017-10-04
He wrote the first draft on the asylum wall.
1 shimshammcgraw 2017-10-04
Your pomposity knows no bounds.
1 RapistWithAIDS 2017-10-04
Not an argument.
1 shimshammcgraw 2017-10-04
Glad you don't disagree. Weird way to put it though, why don't you write another essay 'bout it?
1 RapistWithAIDS 2017-10-04
As long as you knowledge your inability to discredit what I said, thus confirming that humanity doesn't matter.
1 shimshammcgraw 2017-10-04
"Aknowledge?" What, your big amazing brain went out for a walk?
1 RapistWithAIDS 2017-10-04
Pointing out a typing error isn't an argument
1 shimshammcgraw 2017-10-04
This isn't debate club, cunt.
1 RapistWithAIDS 2017-10-04
I'm a honest, good hearted person who will always respond truthfully when challenged. Please stop abusing that with your wilful stupidity.
Saying "this is not a debate" doesn't disprove what I said. Go away now.
1 shimshammcgraw 2017-10-04
Your a disingenuous cunt. Not only that, you're somehow less likeable than most of the bags of shit here. "Go away now" reads like something a teenage girl would write on Facebook.
1 RapistWithAIDS 2017-10-04
Sir, you can't keep doing this. You have to stop sending these stupid notifications to my inbox.
Saying I'm a disengenuous cunt does not dirpove what I said, and every post you make just confirms it. Your species deliberately hides from and ignores truth and that's why it's a good thing when "tragedies" happen to you.
1 shimshammcgraw 2017-10-04
I wasn't trying to disprove what you said you single minded buffoon. I was responding to the last thing you said. Your faux intelligence is really hateable. I don't even know what you mean by species. Or tragedies.
1 Spokker 2017-10-04
Sorry you're breaking up. Can you repeat that?
1 OpiesBreasts 2017-10-04
Wow what a load of shit.
1 RapistWithAIDS 2017-10-04
Not an argument.
Thanks for confirming what was said in the text.
1 OpiesBreasts 2017-10-04
You argued nothing, and nothing was confirmed. Your post was a pile of pompous horseshit, and everyone in both the subs you posted that drivel in think that.
You're nothing but a joke to everyone that read that nonsense. I doubt you will ever be able to see that.
1 RapistWithAIDS 2017-10-04
Again, these simply aren't refutations. You're just not a knowledgeable person who knows how logic and debate works. Your emotional feelings about me aren't arguments against the truth of what I said.
1 OpiesBreasts 2017-10-04
Oh yuck. Can you even hear yourself? A pile of cowshit deserves nothing you idiot.
1 RapistWithAIDS 2017-10-04
We can keep going around in circles if you want.
Only a very stupid, very uneducated person would even have the idea to comment negatively about an argument someone made without making a counter argument.
It just shows that your brain doesn't work properly. To think that saying "that's wrong" without explain why, could possibly have any meaning or value to be worth typing, shows that your IQ just organically isn't high enough to grasp certain concepts.
1 enzo_trash 2017-10-04
Okay, so you offer no solutions To the problem you pointed out (which is lame) you just tried to justify hate for all people based on some people being shitty. You are a child who wanders into a movie and demands to know what's going on
1 RapistWithAIDS 2017-10-04
Just because I made offered no solutions in the post, doesn't mean I don't have any. You know this, you're just saying whatever you need to feel like you got one up on me in this exchange.
A solution is irrrelevant to the subject of the post. The point of the post is that humanity chooses not to acknowledge a problem and consciously chooses not to find a solution, because to them there's no need for one.
1 enzo_trash 2017-10-04
Okay, so you offer no solutions To the problem you pointed out (which is lame) you just tried to justify hate for all people based on some people being shitty. You are a child who wanders into a movie and demands to know what's going on
1 shimshammcgraw 2017-10-04
It's completely valid to critique your woke philosophy shite without a counter argument; the tone, language and structure of all your comments are objectively repulsive. Not only that, it's obvious that you care more about seeming intelligent than what you actually say. Know who else likes to talk about how smart he is? Rich fucking Vos.
1 RapistWithAIDS 2017-10-04
How can the tone of something be "objectively repulsive"?
Look, I respect you for trying, but you just aren't smart enough for this.
1 shimshammcgraw 2017-10-04
Well obviously I wasn't being completely literal there, a man of such mammoth intellect should be able to recognise exaggeration for effect. I don't want your respect, cunt, I want your t cell count to fall off a cliff.
1 enzo_trash 2017-10-04
Troll harder
1 RapistWithAIDS 2017-10-04
Not an argument, which objectively shows why it wouldn't be a "bad" thing if you died.
1 enzo_trash 2017-10-04
You are objectively a butthole
1 grocery_man 2017-10-04
I fucking knew Stinks was a piece of shit.
1 grocery_man 2017-10-04
Wait i thought Stinks was the one who got Joe's gigs cancelled. Who the fook is this guy?
1 Whydontulovemelynsi 2017-10-04
This is the guy who actually emailed the club owner from the people's court episode. Ant is an old idiot, he doesn't know the actual background and was talking out his ass on his show about it.
1 TedsEmporiumEmporium 2017-10-04
Killing your kid in a car crash of your own making is NAHT FUNNY.
1 iHaveOpieTits 2017-10-04
Sounds like the actions of a bartard.
1 Bangunss 2017-10-04
Has this sub took the distinction for most heinous redditor? I think Carl Herold might edge Kuhn.
1 dwc151 2017-10-04
I guess the asshole finally lived to to his screen name. Fuck him.
1 HoldOnHoldOnHoldOnHo 2017-10-04
Never know what to expect while checking this sub. You guys are full of surprises.
1 Historywhore69 2017-10-04
Awesome, isn’t it?
1 867-5309- 2017-10-04
In April 2016 he tried to kill the child's mother; who's surprised he killed the kid?
1 CMacLaren 2017-10-04
how important is the soundbar?
1 UhLookHereMan 2017-10-04
It's clearly very important
1 ChippusMaximus 2017-10-04
and where did you leave the cart, in the coral or the stall next to you? Go.
1 RockCoatMon 2017-10-04
OnA really is the greatest Daytime Soap Opera ever.
1 PassProtect15 2017-10-04
I gotta hand it to you guys. Every time this sub seems like it's dead, one of you motherfuckers steps up in a big way.
1 Whydontulovemelynsi 2017-10-04
Very original content
1 PassProtect15 2017-10-04
He's trying to hit the E-Rock sexy eyes pose here:
https://cbsphilly.files.wordpress.com/2017/10/kuhn-mugshot.jpg
1 Garlicnotdreadlochs 2017-10-04
He looks kinda like Mac from it’s always sunny in blackface.
1 Mabans 2017-10-04
Or a tan if you're not trying to be an edgelord.
1 DasItMane99 2017-10-04
There is no redemption at this point but bringing up Joe Cumia's name as the man who touched him as a child would go a long way.
1 beleca 2017-10-04
He seems to confirm his identity as the guy from the screwdriver story here. I was skeptical at first from comparing the child's skin tone to the obviously negroid pallor and features of Kuhn, but apparently we have the right guy.
1 turdstew 2017-10-04
Panera is NOT going to be happy about this
1 beleca 2017-10-04
So no one else is gonna say it? The wife-beating, the shoplifting, the gold Jeep? There have been certain... "demographic" changes going on in this sub that I know I speak for many of us when I say I'm not totally comfortable with. And do we really want Ant to find out that his only black fan is a white woman-inseminating/beating, sound equipment-stealing, child-neglecting convict named "Kuhn". Depriving him of the smug satisfaction of another "IT'S GOING TO BE MINORITIES!" rant is enough justification to cover this up and never speak of it again.
1 humanmeat 2017-10-04
This sub produces more real life drama than O&A ever did. Unbelievable.
1 spinuch 2017-10-04
Something to be proud of.
1 humanmeat 2017-10-04
To Catch a Predator pedos, child killers on national news, Peoples court, we're prime time
1 aRTie02150 2017-10-04
I'm blown away by all this. He's fucked. Even if he somehow gets off without any jail time, he still will have the thought of what he did stuck with him for a very long time.
...I'm talking about getting Joe cancelled by the way.
1 throwawaymanthrows 2017-10-04
Let's wait until we hear the toddler's side of the story.
1 thrillated 2017-10-04
Qadan? Won't see him no more.
1 Rock-Coat 2017-10-04
Holy shit I refused to click on this Obvious Vos plug until now. Now I'm devastated cos I really need to know where Rich will be doing comedy this weekend.
1 PassProtect15 2017-10-04
Come to think of it, u/killakuhn can completely redeem himself on this sub if he uses his arraignment hearing to plug Vos at the Syracuse Funny Bone Oct. 26-28.
1 Rock-Coat 2017-10-04
Your Honor. I'd just like to say to you and my family....sob.... before my sentence, that I am truly sorry....... sob...... that I will miss Rich Vos at the Funny Bone in Hasbrouck Heights, NJ this weekend. Boom a Legend is born and salvation redeemed!
1 autotldr 2017-10-04
This is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 68%. (I'm a bot)
Extended Summary | FAQ | Feedback | Top keywords: Kuhn#1 police#2 driving#3 boy#4 while#5
1 alcoon-slambag 2017-10-04
lol owned
1 Ichise-san 2017-10-04
lower bucks hospital..thats prolly the kid died u know cus the doctors arent paid well or sumtin..tss
1 chargersfan3421 2017-10-04
This is really surreal. I've read this guys posts and praised him for messing with Joe.
Now he ended up killing his two year old son in exchange for a $200's worth of cheap Walmart electronics and he'll never live a normal life ever again.
Why even steal in the first place? Do you really need a fucking VIZIO sound bar that badly?
1 uralldiseased 2017-10-04
For real. I thanked this guy for his service on here almost a year ago.
I'm fairly convinced I'm living in some kind of simulation
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1 ChippusMaximus 2017-10-04
You've never experienced bliss until you've had a VIZIO setup.
1 SirWallaceII 2017-10-04
This sub effects no one
1 El_Iconico 2017-10-04
Now I don't wanna have to kill soundbar..
—Jay–Z (Heart Of The City)
1 bowmanrtr 2017-10-04
What a legitimately terrible human being.
1 Trueduhtective 2017-10-04
Police say Kuhn stole speakers for a television set from a Walmart store and was attempting to get away from the scene with his two-year-old son in the back seat.
Witnesses saw the father place his son, Qadan, in the back seat of the SUV but he didn't strap him in. Instead, police say, the 27-year-old rushed to cover his license plate with a sweater.
1 thrillated 2017-10-04
Allahu Soundbar
1 yrmomsbox 2017-10-04
That's a real nigger move, son.
1 CommanderCock 2017-10-04
Won't see him no more.
1 cringingdouchechills 2017-10-04
How do we know this guy was actually one of us?
1 Osama_Bin_Log_in 2017-10-04
Add stinks' ex to the list of sub crazy shit.
1 Nullhitter 2017-10-04
https://www.amazon.com/Dell-AC511-USB-Wired-SoundBar/dp/B00DEJXRAE/ref=sr_1_21?ie=UTF8&qid=1507265169&sr=8-21&keywords=sound+bar
Could have just went to Amazon, tbh.
1 Mabans 2017-10-04
Great now joe will feel justified in his shittiness.
1 GullibleGilbert 2017-10-04
so not worth losing a kid over?
1 ArtificePink 2017-10-04
Same here. Your moms box.
1 throwawawyy2 2017-10-04
All of the brand names in this story just confirm that everyone here is white trash
1 F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2017-10-04
Steps over his own kid like a pile of dog shit.
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-10-04
And a killa too.
1 madameroach 2017-10-04
Thank you!
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-10-04
And his final comment for the next 20 years:
https://www.reddit.com/r/quiver/comments/73w0oj/z/dntwyny
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-10-04
I am not dangerous I just want to love.
1 HooHooRobin 2017-10-04
Jesus Christ
1 madameroach 2017-10-04
"The Vizio SB3621n-E8 is the best soundbar under $300 we have ever heard."
Well, multiple sites that review soundbars would disagree with you, sir. Vizio may not be the best, but if you're in the market for an item under $300, then it's one of the best. If you have a mortgage or other bills and don't want to get in debt then who cares about brands? If it serves the purpose and fits your budget, then enjoy it. Why turn your nose up at someone else's sound system? 💩
1 Icon_Crash 2017-10-04
I wonder NOW who's butthurt at the end of the day
1 schwoogiejoe24 2017-10-04
Obviously he was plotting his son's demise all along...
1 schwoogiejoe24 2017-10-04
This isn't the rest of reddit, faggot.
1 zersch 2017-10-04
1 Spokker 2017-10-04
Their P-Series TVs are great.
1 Belchides 2017-10-04
Heard Jimmy's voice.
1 PassProtect15 2017-10-04
On one hand, you have a sweet new sound bar. On the other, losing your child is a motherfucker.
1 humanmeat 2017-10-04
Famous last words:
1 telemecanique 2017-10-04
yeah I'm not going to lie, this will make me rethink my browsing choices a bit.
1 Whydontulovemelynsi 2017-10-04
Does Patton not count?
1 alobesmooth 2017-10-04
I remember that. Guy guessed there were 2-3 murderers subbed here.
1 dishpitdesign 2017-10-04
I could never figure out why anyone posted here anyway since not a single poster seems to enjoy any of these guys in any combination anymore.
1 Randomdcguy 2017-10-04
He could have waited 51 days until Black Friday for a killer deal.
1 shimshammcgraw 2017-10-04
This isn't debate club, cunt.
1 RapistWithAIDS 2017-10-04
I'm a honest, good hearted person who will always respond truthfully when challenged. Please stop abusing that with your wilful stupidity.
Saying "this is not a debate" doesn't disprove what I said. Go away now.