How often do you beat your prick?

6  2017-10-03 by JoeCumiaSr

33 comments

5 times a week minimum, 14 maximum.

That's about what I'm at.

if i'm single - 2 or 3 times a day.

if i'm seeing somebody, I DUMP LOADS IN THE FAWKIN PUSS. if the GASH leaves that white lube shit on my dick, i'll get some on my fingerless gloves and run it through my hair - but only in a FAWKIN ASYMMETRICAL STRIPE!

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I just take six xanax and stare at the porn without touching myself.

Teh force is strong with this one

For real, is that why Norm has such a low sex drive? The Xanax?

2-5 times a day depending which way the wind blows

Two times a day, aGUH

Prob 4. If I am in a relationship, much more than that.

But seriously folks, how bout a hand for the waitress!

uhuru

Fuck you - now I have to go watch that fucking video again.

Maybe about every other or every third day in the shower before work but then again I'm also having sex with a woman.

Why? What have you heard?

Whenever it misbehaves.

I’m 42. Twice a month. Libido falls tremendously in your 40’s.

Remind me to kill myself in ten years. Thanks.

Just save yourself some time.

Good point.

So you've had a dead prick for 2 years?

No, just as of late.

I'm 41. I do it every day. Sometimes twice. Call me, ladies.

1-3 times daily unless I forget. sometimes four.

5-10 times a day.

whos in the mood for a jerk circle.

Anyone else jerk off like a dozen times in one day when you’re hungover?

I think when I can’t get out of bed, there’s not much else to do.

That's exactly what I do. It's weird, I barely ever give a fuck about it unless I'm hungover. I'm hungover extremely often, mind.

When I'm spun out I jerk off like it's gonna be illegal tomorrow

like once a week if that, im 23 and my balls already gave up. hopefully its a cancer of some sort

I hope so too.

Beatin a prick what like opie or something ?haha just joshin ya babe.

Maurice, my lawyer is a stiff prick, but I would never lay a hand on him.

Once a day, five days a week. The weekends are sex days.

That's about what I'm at.