1 Virginia_Beach 2017-10-02

I feel extremely lucky. I was literally in Las Vegas in October, 6 years ago.

2 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-10-02

I'm so glad that you're safe. I am in Brasil, PM me if you need a place to crash.

1 EskimoEscrow 2017-10-02

DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE I CAN DONATE MY AIDS BLOOD?!

1 alobesmooth 2017-10-02

My asshole is currently accepting donations at the corner of Malcolm X and Martin Luther King Jr. Boulevards.

1 tw-means-teen-wolf 2017-10-02

I took my Prep.

1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-10-02

I was there in 04. Something didn't feel right.

1 TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-10-02

Some comedian has a joke very similar to this. To paraphrase it was something like, "That's so scary. How did you ever make it out alive?"

1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-10-02

I hope some comedian told it better.

1 heelers 2017-10-02

I overheard some dunce today say: "My parents were in Vegas two weeks ago". What exactly does this mean? To me it means they where in Vegas recently, but to dumb people it means the bullets barely missed them.

1 goatple 2017-10-02

It's the same as when some moron posts "My brother/GF/mom did this thing!" The only thing this tells me is someone's relation did some boring thing. The illusion of interaction to fill the meaninglessness overwhelming their lives.

1 Dassadassabesdoe 2017-10-02

Tell that piece of shit to go to the O&A sub to fill the meaninglessness overwhelming their lives.

1 UnfunnyFaggott 2017-10-02

My parents went to Las Vegas for 5 days back in 1998. My connection to Vegas goes fawwkin deep. Thoughts and prayers.

1 aRTie02150 2017-10-02

Dots and prayers

1 Sinix387 2017-10-02

Yeah well I have a friend from Vegas and we used to spend hours on the phone making each other laugh.

1 mattyp3 2017-10-02

ME: Bravo

1 clay-davis 2017-10-02

This on really hurts. sniff

1 TheJerkOfAllJerks 2017-10-02

man, I must've seen Vegas Vacation about a dozen times. has anyone heard if Mr. Papageorgio is okay?

1 idamnedit 2017-10-02

Sweet Christ I went to Vegas a couple of times years ago. I have also visited the Mandalay Bay hotel. That God I don't go to country music shows, though my friends do. I also happen to own guns and have neighbors that do to. It really makes you think.

1 redtheftauto 2017-10-02

Thoughts and prayers

https://youtu.be/9CwlK-ot2oM

1 JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-10-02

Oh my God!

About once a year I think about going there to enjoy some gambling and hookers!

That guy basically shot and killed me too.

1 Prosbora 2017-10-02

I have a prehensile penis

1 Jungies 2017-10-02

Have you any interest in dating Jim Norton, for money?

1 Prosbora 2017-10-02

I don't have the chin for it :(

1 _barnacle_ 2017-10-02

Stay safe!

1 nomorecompromise 2017-10-02

Look for the helpers - Mister Rogers

1 throwawaymanthrows 2017-10-02

Every. Fucking. Time.

1 Suibu 2017-10-02

This is all trumps fault

1 segasarnold 2017-10-02

he should have never signed the second amendment!

1 edfromla 2017-10-02

I was literally thinking about going in the next couple weeks

1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-10-02

The time to go is now. Deep discounts®

1 dakkar1 2017-10-02

OMG i saw a commercial last week that had the same exact hotel in it.

1 thatskelp 2017-10-02

DUDE

1 SibHashian13 2017-10-02

I know exactly how u feel. I saw the hangover once

1 literalotherkin 2017-10-02

My sister went to Vegas once. Chilling.

1 ThePittWolf 2017-10-02

MY HEART GOES OUT TO HER

1 sexylarrytate 2017-10-02

Someone from our own City was there. Let's talk to them and let them add nothing to the story.

1 NortheastPhilly 2017-10-02

I watched that new hockey team play a preseason game on TV last week. Im so skipping class today

1 hookahreed 2017-10-02

I have tickets and a hotel reservation in March. I am also a victim.

1 duranfarbissina 2017-10-02

i bet on some nfl games online this week which reminds me of vegas, crazy, not sure how to process this

1 NortheastPhilly 2017-10-02

stay strong

1 Igrewuppoorina6brhou 2017-10-02

Thoughts and prayers

1 TacolasCage 2017-10-02

Thoughts and prayers

1 David_Tosk 2017-10-02

I was in Las Vegas in 2009. What a shitty place.

1 PMmeyourbetakeys 2017-10-02

Why would you visit any forms of social media ever is the real question. Even places like this are barely tolerable.

1 HomestretchVigo 2017-10-02

I've seen 2 UFC events in that exact hotel WITH Joe Rogan. I feel like I can see complex geometric patterns projected by my pineal glands when I think about it

1 KingFlipeeNips 2017-10-02

Thoughts and prayers.

1 no_one_inparticular 2017-10-02

I would occasionally have CSI reruns on in the background while I do the laundry. I'm pretty sure I saw that hotel once. I feel like I could've taken a bullet, guys.

1 DaveNone 2017-10-02

I caught an episode of the old TV series Vega$ once a long time ago. The horror of it never left me. Thoughts and prayers.

1 DickSlit 2017-10-02

Patton Oswald killed his wife and will soon kill his daughter, also the Vegas shooter was a liberal Hillary suppoerter.

1 TotallyNotObsi 2017-10-02

I stayed in the Mandalay Bay once.

1 kingship75 2017-10-02

OMG! Are you o.k.? PM me if you need to talk.

1 TotallyNotObsi 2017-10-02

I'll never be okay after having to drink their watered down drinks.

1 Jaeromaru 2017-10-02

"I cannot express to you how little this is about you."

-Clint Eastwood

1 LetnigFeceOfBags 2017-10-02

"If I could hire just your arm i would."

1 Jaeromaru 2017-10-02

Guys a legend

1 LetnigFeceOfBags 2017-10-02

Yes, indeed, he certainly is.

1 throwawaymanthrows 2017-10-02

Clint Eastwood is the man.

1 EricHitchmo 2017-10-02

Who told that story?

1 puppy_action_team 2017-10-02

Jay Mohr

1 holodog 2017-10-02

5 mins of notoriety is exactly what that old faggot wanted, too.

1 Icon_Crash 2017-10-02

I was totally going to fly to Vegas this past weekend, but at the last minute something happened. It must have been God's way of keeping me safe.

1 Anarox 2017-10-02

Put "Was it" as a reply if this is a real thing

1 Icon_Crash 2017-10-02

Of course, blessed be.

1 DooshLord 2017-10-02

Everyone has to make it about themselves. Selfish fucks. Unless you were involved in the event, nobody cares. You were getting poked in the shitter in a lovely Vegas hotel room weeks before the fucking thing happened. Even if you were there during the event, you wouldn't have even been involved in it. You were about as separated from the event as everyone else in the country.

1 jofreal 2017-10-02

VegasStrong

1 DumbleMeHarry 2017-10-02

Omg. I saw a movie that took place in Vegas once, my bones go out to the fallen victims of this horrible tragedy #Resist

1 DPC426 2017-10-02

I just watched "swingers" this weekend. To think how close I was.

1 Throwaway98709860 2017-10-02

"Guys, I know today is a tough day for us all. Emotions are going to be running wild. Accusations, identitarian politics and prejudices will all be rampant. But we need to keep our wits together and look at the real problem here: mental illness. This poor man was suffering from an untreated disease. We all know it but we don't want to speak it's name: Attention Deficit Disorder. If you or one of your loved ones is suffering from having trouble focusing on your inane chatter or generally being kind of bored by the soulless monotony of suburban life, please get help. There are doctors out there who can prescribe you the medicine that you need: legal analogues of potent cocaine. Doses can go as high as you want. Please don't let this monster of an illness take anymore innocent lives".

1 littlepeteferguson 2017-10-02

I live in Vegas and none of you asked if I was okay... :(

1 FakeTrending 2017-10-02

My condolences for living in Vegas

1 majestik6 2017-10-02

me too

1 Zazz_Lacker 2017-10-02

MSNBC is visibly impatient and agitated because they want to stop talking about this and get back to endlessly complaining about Trump.

1 AiCPearlJam 2017-10-02

OMG, I've had a dream to one day play in the World Series of Poker, and now that dream seems unreachable. Shocked. Saddened. Still Quay....

1 fingerofgawd 2017-10-02

I was browsing Google Maps just last week and scanned over Vegas for a second. Eeerie.

1 SwollenPeckas 2017-10-02

I'm pretty sure O&A had a bit about this back in the day. Whenever there's a tragedy, people somehow have to make it about themselves.

1 DeafandMutePenguin 2017-10-02

I'm looking up cheap rooms for the Mandalay Bay for this weekend.

Does that count?

1 SwollenPeckas 2017-10-02

fawk yeah!

1 PolishHeadlock 2017-10-02

https://twitter.com/anthonyjeselnik/status/914898838741073920

1 aPersonStranded 2017-10-02

yeah, american shootings are hilarious...

1 52017 2017-10-02

I've passed MANY t shirts at the mall that say "LAS VEGAS" on them. Holy fuck lmao I basically almost died last night

1 DeafandMutePenguin 2017-10-02

This guy has some balls posting this.

https://np.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/73t9vq/in_light_of_those_50_killed/

1 majestik6 2017-10-02

oof

1 RBuddCumia 2017-10-02

My economics teacher goes to Las Vegas to gamble

inhale I don't know man, this one hits close to home.

1 Cold-in-the-D 2017-10-02

A hooker barfed on my cock near that place, i think i have ptsd now.

1 tw-means-teen-wolf 2017-10-02

I was 3 in 88. You geriatric autist.

1 segasarnold 2017-10-02

respect your elders fam

1 Muted_Post-Horn 2017-10-02

Nothing made me smugger than after a shooting at a mall in Columbia (not even a mass shooting just jilted lover shit) my ex posted a long rambling status about how she remembers selling girl scout cookies there and how shaken she is and da da da da da

What a herb

1 IrateAutoBody 2017-10-02

Unrelated to the shooting, I was there in 2012.....ate at the CircusCircus buffet and nearly shit myself to death...lucky to have made it home alive. #NeverForget

1 aRTie02150 2017-10-02

Wait until the slogan "Vegas Strong" shows up everywhere.

I fucking HATE the "::Location:: Strong" phrase more than anything.

1 MoeGreenVegas 2017-10-02

Excalibur Strong

1 aRTie02150 2017-10-02

Seriously guys. I once flew over Vegas on my way to Los Angeles. This hits home.

1 Thelonius16 2017-10-02

Seriously though. I was there 10 years and 24 days ago! I could have been dead!

1 Spokker 2017-10-02

This happened in the milky way galaxy. Omg I'm from there.

1 InfiltrateNewt 2017-10-02

Does Las Vegas have a flag I can use as my facebook profile pic?

1 tw-means-teen-wolf 2017-10-02

If they don't they will soon!

Some predatory graphic designer or web developer is probably on it.

-Matt

1 dalcop 2017-10-02

Yeah, my aunt was there last week and today she's literally shaking...

1 TinOwl_Twitch 2017-10-02

It's the prayers that make me sick.

Fucking do something! I'm sure you mean well but your prayers do jack fucking shit!

1 TacoTrots 2017-10-02

Dude, God totally saved all those who weren't killed.

As for the ones taking dirtnaps, the "holy father", was calling his children home.

Oh yeah, HE works in mysterious ways and shiznit.

1 MuddahSockCuckah 2017-10-02

America, you have cool cultural stuff, mainly music, but comedy too. However, the rest of your fucking country needs some fucking work. My nation ain't too different from yours, we're one of your staunchest allies, and our culture is quite similar, but this shit is ridiculous. And the more bad decisions your place makes, the more my shithole will follow.

I've read so much about the founding of your nation and your political system and things like Democracy in America and Poor Richard's Almanac--what went wrong? Stop with all the bullshit and get back to at least feigning interest in civics.

1 Midian9876 2017-10-02

The last cool thing we had in this country was slavery, but we ruined that. Thanks for kind words though.

1 Dassadassabesdoe 2017-10-02

What sub do you think you're posting on, you gay faggot.

1 ThePittWolf 2017-10-02

Lol shut up euro-tool

1 thebedshow 2017-10-02

I knew people who were in Las Vegas at some point in the last 10 years. Sadly it wasn't yesterday.

1 BumbiBestie 2017-10-02

I know someone who was at the concert. Should I create a Facebook account to tell people?

1 MouseCunt 2017-10-02

I got my peckah sucked by a nigger hooker in Vegas in 2014. This tragedy has no bearing to me personally, but it did remind me I should've got an AIDS test.

1 TacoTrots 2017-10-02

OMG, I know people that listen to Country music!!!

1 tw-means-teen-wolf 2017-10-02

This is about anyone who's ever listened to music. Ever.

1 throwawaymanthrows 2017-10-02

Remember, whenever something sad happens, always make it about YOU.

1 TacoTrots 2017-10-02

Exactly. If we learned anything from Fez Marie Whatley, it is surely that.

1 enzo_trash 2017-10-02

Only guy I know in Vegas marked himself safe, that bummed me out

1 CommodorePawsey 2017-10-02

So... I guess someone found Anthony's gun?

1 Yujiro_Hanma_ 2017-10-02

Thotz and playerz

1 itrits 2017-10-02

Feels like this belongs in incels.

1 Dassadassabesdoe 2017-10-02

Yeah put them in some eukaryotes cawk sucka.

1 Carbonainducedcoma 2017-10-02

The Lt. Gov. of Nevada has a very red face.

1 ThePittWolf 2017-10-02

Fucking assholes have to make everything about them self.

Some guy on my FB feed today felt the need to tell everyone he was safe because he lives in the outskirts of vegas.

Yeah no one asked.

1 Nulltor 2017-10-02

I found a massive bag of coke on the street in Vegas once. I only mention it because I tell that story every single time Vegas is mentioned, regardless of context.

1 Amiigo7 2017-10-02

Did you snort it?

1 Nulltor 2017-10-02

Yup

1 Ichise-san 2017-10-02

this is the only social media website i have an account on and i dont know if this is even social media. why would you want to be exposed to wormy phoniness 24/7, dont u get enough of that from jim?

1 MattMattMatthew 2017-10-02

Be an adult, delete your social media accounts.

1 Leetmcfeet 2017-10-02

Almost as bad as you faggots during 9/11 , stop acting affected right?

1 thatskelp 2017-10-02

DUDE

1 SibHashian13 2017-10-02

I know exactly how u feel. I saw the hangover once

1 throwawaymanthrows 2017-10-02

Every. Fucking. Time.

1 Midian9876 2017-10-02

The last cool thing we had in this country was slavery, but we ruined that. Thanks for kind words though.