Joe Cumia on 100% Italian

120  2017-10-02 by porsalin

44 comments

Hell yeah, I've been waiting all day for this one. Thanks /u/porsalin!

Anytime brotherman

Long time reader, first time poster.

wacka wacka

Yeah, hey, Porsalin, you had a GREAT line earlier that the other users missed...

Posted 3 mins ago and already a dislike. Joe must be subbed to his channel and downvote every single video.

I predict that someone will reply something along the lines of "That, or maybe someone else in this sub understands how awful this podcast is" and they will rightfully receive a ton of downvotes.

Dodged a bullet there

too soon

Either him, or that Chicago queer bait who shall remain nameless. Afterall, no one could have figured out what a hilariously self-loathing / self-obsessed embarrassment Matarese was without this equally-embarrassing wigger's genius insight, right? Said third party is really talented to figure out what everyone here already knew weeks in advance. If you don't know who I mean, good. If you do and still pay attention to him, kill yourself.

I don't understand any part of that post but you put ''Matarese'' and ''embarrassment'' in the same sentence so I agree 100%.

I understand it quite well.

Too many syllables per word for my taste.

I know I'm an important figure here ehoneveryone is emotionally invested in, but I never asked for the spotlight or wanted it. Respect and renown just comes organically to special personalities like myself.

Now sir, I ask that you please stop addressing me by user name. Nobody cares that you were awarded Gold for a kooky post you made in shower thoughts.

I just wanted you to see that the latest video had been posted, friend!

Not sure if you mean redbar but he said on his latest show that he likes porsalin.

That or maybe someone else in this sub understands how awful this podcast is

We were warned this would happen.

Joe must be subbed to his channel and downvote every single video.

Cunt wife "Honey, can you wash the dishes?"

Joe "In a minute. I just gotta downvote some guy to protect our lively hood."

Honestly, there really cant be no other person will would downvote this except Joe. I bit Joe is subbed to Porsalin.

Lively hood, what are they havin a block party or sumpthin.

Sayianz rage

hey it's me joe matarese here.

You really found your niche

It's like when Pacino finally did a movie with De Niro.

A momentous occasion !

Heey its mee Joe Cumia, I'm not a pedophiile

WElcome to the paaaahdcasst

Took you long enough. You've been hyping for days!

great work. I gotta know though, what is the heavy breathing during the intro song to the podcast?

It's part of the original recording for some reason

It signifies Joe's inner torment.

Best one yet Porsalin.

These are the best thing in the O&A universe right now.

Granted, that's not saying a whole lot. But still.

I hadn't heard the spit swapping audio until now, and holy shit I'm dying. Great job /u/porsalin

I don't find this funny in its execution but I love the concept and that you're doing it to fuck with that hack.

Thank you.

2 dislikes. Joe Matarese is for sure one of them.

In dark times like this with Las Vegas, it's great to have some healing with laughter. God bless Porsalin xx

these are so dumb

When will 100% Italian have more views than Joes real paaadchasst?

You da man Porslain

It was heading that way before Joe shut the last channel down.

And Mark from redcab shouted you out too I hear.

This one was great. When is the next one? I'm itching for it.

Hopefully later today/tonight

I know I'm an important figure here ehoneveryone is emotionally invested in, but I never asked for the spotlight or wanted it. Respect and renown just comes organically to special personalities like myself.

Now sir, I ask that you please stop addressing me by user name. Nobody cares that you were awarded Gold for a kooky post you made in shower thoughts.