The Chip Chipperson Podacast - 026 - Chipper goes to LaLa Land

126  2017-10-02 by Trueduhtective

111 comments

Stupid sam, a wrestler and hoes. This is booked like a failing radio show

Wow that was terrible. Holy shit. Talk about a swing and a miss.

Terrible in a funny way or terrible in a The Anthony Cumia show way?

Cringe all the way thru but still entertained

Did you like when the chubby 24 year old girl confirmed she was a virgin

That was the best part by far

I think Jim was into her. Probably excited at the idea of a virgin shitting on his chest. Plus she's a fat virgin so she has low self esteem and would be easily pushed into his deviancy.

It never occurred to me how much Sean Waltman sounds like Luiz J Gomez.

I though it was Gomez for a minute or two

I was excited then I seen Sam

55 minutes of Jim saying things and and ugly, talentless faggot sarcastically asking questions after each joke? I'm already well aware that these two can't do a show worth a fuck in any format or under any circumstances. I will spend that hour doing something funnier, like reading the obituaries section of the Sunday paper. Fuck Sam Roberts in his pale, muscle-free ass. I blame my German ancestors for not following through on a total extermination.

did you like it?

I hope someone glues your eyes open and makes you watch every Opie pop-up show over and over until you starve to death. God damn jiggaboo.

Why'd you say that

Because he's edgy and dark. Look out, PC police!

DIIIIIIP!

What's wrong, fella?

not following through on total extermination

When the war started going badly they decided to leave some alive so the future would hate them too.

Look out, PC police! This one's edgy.

Jesus christ. How about some spaces in between those paragraphs?

Damn bro you’re edgy as fuck

Idk this shit is pretty funny.

Im enjoying it. I like when chip interacts with people who dont know the character.

My mudder used to yell "White Power, Chippa!" but never when her friends Reggie or Lamaar were around.

I know Jim said on Rogan that it was awkward and shit, but of course it fucking was. Who are these people? An Xpac endorsed singer songwriter? Some random girl? Xpac?

they all work for AfterBuzz.

The Husband of Maria Menounos set it all up wanting to be a trainwreck because he loves Chip. The first one was his assistant.

a couple of good eggs those two

I agree... Not sure even if he uses this account but /u/kevenundergaro deserves all the credit for this episode.

The whole point of chip is cringe. This may be the best ep imo.

This needed Ant in a bad way.

You can say that about every podcast he's not on

Jim said these chicks had no idea who Chip was, but they all seem to be aware that he's a character, and are going along with it.

The blond picked up on it but had no idea how to join in properly

high five

All the girls seemed to know he was a character but XPac honestly seemed to have no fucking clue

Of course they knew he was a character, he's not fucking Daniel Day-Lewis, they just weren't familiar with the character.

he's not fucking Daniel Day-Lewis

I'm sure he'd like to.

textual yuma

Pure concentrated, fractionally distilled, unmitigated CRINGE

plus thin-lipped roxy gave me a tumour in my pants.

even though she's shopping at lauren's chin store.

Its because she is sitting next to Jim. That would be like if a normal person sat next to Joe Rogan, he would look fucking huge.

It was approaching "British Office" Levels of cringe.

" I'm an en'ertainer "

LA has a bunch of boring holes that are in "entertainment" and they are being given opportunity after opportunity just because they are holes . And they still dont get any buzz outside of LA, where people praise them to show how "progressive" they are.

This is incredible by Jim. He needs to do an episode every now and then with mostly people who have no idea who Chip is. Maybe just one person like Ant or Bobby plus a bunch of random people.

That's a good way to grow his show too.

And there’s very little chance of Chip getting to Borat level so he could do this indefinitely.

A comma would a helped me out in your sentence, Sir.

I would like to see a coma in yours, knick.

In my sentence?

Done. Just for you, babe.

No, In your future. Get it, coma in your future? Fawk yeah.

Like this?

Futcomaure.

No problems.

No, wait. I mean. Wait

Girls were fucking hot. This was a good one chippah

when chip asks Renee, "what nationality are you, greek?"

Eh she looked better on the low-def camera

https://www.instagram.com/reneeariel/

she didnt talk at all, but I thought the first blonde was cute af. Roxxy dropped from a 9 to an 8 after gearing her awful voice

You don't like the "party girl" dry voice?

not a fan but she was still sexy

I went to school with that girl. Someone I know is interacting with Chip Chipperson, this is the weirdest feeling ever.

Go on..

She had big tits

There it is

Who is that first blonde on the couch? Wouldn't mind giving her some sensual kisses.

she was my favorite. wish the chippah gave her more time to tall

I bet Lauren and her dumpster sized chin would have looked great this week.

Lauren's laptop sized chin would have looked stunning this week.

Last week The Rock, this week, The Brick.

I wish Jim didn't need a steady paycheck. It sucks that Sam is latched onto him like an aids lesion.

Sams forehead is measured in hectares.

This is by far my favorite one yet.

I'm only 10 minutes in and have had 3 belly laughs...this is fkn HALEREOUS

Her Shit Highway

"fawkk yeaa, a nice big leaky lump" the silence after, this was great

The fact that he can keep up the character in front of strangers like that is great. I imagine if we didn't see this, he'd just come off as a weirdo, but because it's for us, it's funny.

It's the only reason he does the podcast

*a

It really is impressive considering how much trouble he has as an actor.

Ironically the character he plays worst is Jim Norton.

Goddamn cuuuzzz I'm in love with this blonde girl.

Jesus christ, that was awful. In the best way possible.

I can't watch these without Ant. Hopefully next week.

Does anyone know the names of these girls? Who the fuck are they?

They work for that after buzz network

That girl Ariel is unbelievable

You know what's sad about this. Between the people blocking cameras, 0 stage direction, no one finishing a thought because of the weirdness of the thing - this is what PFG TV could have been if Scorch stuck to it.

This is beautiful.

All those people had to go back to work together the next day or whatever and look each other in the eye wondering "why would you let me do that?"

I think a couple of them enjoyed it despite it's awkwardness.

The bad singer and the virgin girls awkward hand posting and voice. This episode is hard to get through

almost broke character talking about the falling old lady, i loffed

Her bone was sticking out of was fawkin hilarious

That Roxy should be Chip's new producer.

Finally! I don't know why Jim thought a bunch of LA holes that don't 'get' chip would make for a weak episode.

I've been looking forward to this cringe since Wednesday.

That's vulgar!

That was hilarious. I could do with more episodes where the people don't know it's all a big joke.

Chip was pretty savage. I want to see more people interacting with him for the first time

"Are you a virgin?" "yea..." "I'll take i easy"

Holy shit I couldn't catch my breath

This is how Chip started, like his old Comic Con videos. Should be like this everytime, but with Anthony or some other funny person.

I love those.

Chip and Sammy as partners in crime. I still find myself going back and watching the over and over every couple of months.

This was such a nice change of pace in keeping Chip fresh. Easily one of the best episodes. And for some reason, Sam actually isn't totally fucking annoying in this one. Maybe it's the public access vibe, or Sam's role just works better in a room of completely ignorant people.

I think that's what it is. Sam is a good fit with Chip, but only in certain situations. It also helps when he's not always working against Chip. His more recent appearances (except the live show) have been much better.

boy was this a lot of fun. embarrassing Sam in front of his fancy LA friends

this was my favorite one yet

Breaking character parts right here: https://youtu.be/oxYC0ntQ_aA

I really like how Sam repeats all of Chip’s jokes.

home fuckin' run, chippah.

This is the only way for women to be funny on the radio.

This is the only time when Sam's shitty contributions work, when there are people around who aren't in on the Chip joke.

the girls seemed to love it

I really loved this.

This is the Chip Podacast Jim said - on Rogan's podcast - he cringed inside as Chip for the first time ever.

I haven't seen it yet but apparently the guy who owns the studio is a huge Chip fan and intentionally invited guests who had no idea who Chip was so the whole thing intentionally car-crashed.

15 minutes in and X-Pac is defeated.

I'm ka-Chippa Watching a perplexed xpac trying to figure all this out was glorious.

X-Pac looks like a cross between Jason Lee and Vos

That set is so much better than Compound's.

smoking hot blonde but as usual sam and his shit fucking ruins it.

I think that's what it is. Sam is a good fit with Chip, but only in certain situations. It also helps when he's not always working against Chip. His more recent appearances (except the live show) have been much better.

a couple of good eggs those two

boy was this a lot of fun. embarrassing Sam in front of his fancy LA friends

he's not fucking Daniel Day-Lewis

I'm sure he'd like to.

I agree... Not sure even if he uses this account but /u/kevenundergaro deserves all the credit for this episode.

She had big tits