Titty tom

35  2017-10-01 by Dennyislife

32 comments

All alone... as always

speaking from experience?

You know me buddy

just busting balls my good chap

Barry Manilow sucked mAh dick, he's got a beagle named Bagel..

A beached fail.

...does his hat have belt loops?

Too bad his neck doesnt.

I lol’d

He's literally becoming Scorch

What's up with Al Gore beard?

They fawkin say I look like Brett Favre. I guess that's a compliment.

Why the fuck is Opie always on a beach? Any beach the most overrated place to go. Beaches stink.

opie is a millionaire who spends holiday time doing the things that lower class middle-americans do.

Gotta let those puppie breathe, bruthaman!!

He's so vague.....No one will listen even if he does "have something".......

I know, everything has to have some cryptic "tease" at the end. Ive never seen anyone so desperate for attention, he makes me puke.

Alone on a beach on a mediocre day. Always the same

Cool hat

He's really starting to look like that no-talent Brother Wease

For being rich why does this nigger only own one hat, or at least very subtle variations of this hat?

This hat is only worn by 43-54 year old women who are in a crisis about their looks and want to be young again

No man wears this weird style of hat!

Everything's gonna change once we get the studio in LA

He's getting fatter and uglier.

2017 moving your young family across the country for a radio gig when you're already a millionaire

He's divorced, no custody, and owes Lynsi shitloads of alimony, right?

He has to come back to sign a contract with Allen Eatman, Bob's son. He specializes in facebook videos.

He shoulda used Don Twittles

better circumstances??? what does that mean?

Delusional fuck.

Beach shitting on the West Coast.

5 mile bike ride? Maybe

If his divorce doesnt drain his finances, fucking around in Socal will.

5 miles ≈ 8 km

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I'm the real golden cans