Weekly Free-For-All Thread: October 01, 2017

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Peckas

62 comments

1  88fingerslouie210 2017-10-01

niggers, faggots, kikes, oh my!

1  JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-10-01

You know that emptiness you feel inside when you lie awake at night?

Jews did that.

1  Dassadassabesdoe 2017-10-01

I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1  Nulltor 2017-10-01

I thought it was poor life choices, thanks for the heads up.

1  Holdontoyabutt 2017-10-01

Peckah juice

1  HitEmWTheHeinnn 2017-10-01

Peckah Jews

1  Compound_MediaPR 2017-10-01

Shut the fuck up

1  deanthecleanmachine 2017-10-01

feel free to suck my dick

1  A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-10-01

I farted

1  NortheastPhilly 2017-10-01

Do it. Dont let these stop you

1  Dagidugidai 2017-10-01

I've laid on my floor for 4 days, puking up blood and shitting my pants.

1  HerpDerpen 2017-10-01

Business as usual i see.

1  Lies_and_Propaganda 2017-10-01

I did that once through particularly bad heroin withdraws. Mine lasted ten days and I dropped a noticeably excessive amount of weight. Hope you get through whatever it is you're going through.

Fag.

1  enzo_trash 2017-10-01

Break up?

1  Dassadassabesdoe 2017-10-01

Nice.

1  TriangleDimes 2017-10-01

Why don't you just sit in the toilet?

1  carribbeanjimmy 2017-10-01

I finger-fucked a chubby Jewish girl in an alleyway last night and she came when i choked her. I really wish I could get a copy of that security cam footage!

1  enzo_trash 2017-10-01

Good job!

1  Dassadassabesdoe 2017-10-01

The authorities already have it.

1  RapistWithAIDS 2017-10-01

Haha you actually went to the effort to finger a girl because you care about her pleasure? What a fucking faggot

1  holodog 2017-10-01

No one likes these.

1  Dassadassabesdoe 2017-10-01

I love them. I hate myself.

1  throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-10-01

we got a live one

1  I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-10-01

Give me gord

1  GullibleGilbert 2017-10-01

new month new drugs are hopefully in the mailbox tommorow.

1  GullibleGilbert 2017-10-01

god damnit! empty mailbox and tommorow is a holiday in my shit country so i have to wait another 2 days

1  throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-10-01

just buy it on the street fag

1  GullibleGilbert 2017-10-01

Lower quality and more risk for a higher price. Yeah sure

1  throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-10-01

you gotta mingle a bit before you get to the good drug dealers laddy

1  Whydontulovemelynsi 2017-10-01

Sometimes you gotta massage the drug deal before you find the sweet spot brotherman

1  FrankHugo 2017-10-01

Weekly downvote

1  Ichise-san 2017-10-01

another week spent praying for natural disasters or nuclear winter (hurry up kim would ya?)

1  enzo_trash 2017-10-01

Just got home from cleaning toilets and mopping floors (not trying to brag, but I make $8Hr)

Gonna drink some High Gravity Malt Liquore while I wait till Rick and Morty starts

1  A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-10-01

Hey man, you do what you gotta do.

1  Dick_Kickass_II 2017-10-01

BILL CLINTON IS A RAPIST INFOWARS DOT COM

1  CuckECheese 2017-10-01

THERMITE CUM

1  KangolVos 2017-10-01

A lot of the time when I close my door at work, I'm playing that old text game Dope Wars on my phone. Unrelated note, half the people in my life are involved in multi-level marketing and it is making me hate them.

1  Dassadassabesdoe 2017-10-01

Have you tried IT WORKS!

1  KangolVos 2017-10-01

I haven't, but I am apparently missing out on great life insurance that the industry doesn't want me to know about.

1  thrillated 2017-10-01

Have you tried to get recruited by any hotties and if so, have you exploited such an ocassion?

1  KangolVos 2017-10-01

Never. It's always duds in brand new Kohl's shirts and ties.

1  thrillated 2017-10-01

Lame

1  TriangleDimes 2017-10-01

A friend of mine posted some of that shit on Facebook and his whole pitch was literally "you can get rich, and quick!"

1  KangolVos 2017-10-01

Hey, when he has a brand new castle and a Lamborghini, you'll be sorry. One of the people I know is always talking about the car he's going to get when he's making a million. At least a couple of times a month, he will go to an Audi or BMW dealership and pretend to be rich and try to recruit the sales staff. It is physically painful to watch.

1  TriangleDimes 2017-10-01

My friend was talking about some weird shit, it sounded like a combination of a ponzi and a pyramid scheme. He was saying he's trying to recruit friends for this club where they make money. And it was some really specific amount of money, like you invest $130 and get $1020 back. And when I asked what it was about he just said "investments." There were a bunch of weird random commenters saying "I invested $130 and made $1020 back the next day! It's real!" but nobody could say what they were investing in or where the money came from, it was just a guaranteed payout. But he needed a group of people involved to do it.

1  KangolVos 2017-10-01

The one a friend is involved in does appear to do actual investments and insurance sales, but their primary thing is recruiting. They will recruit waiters and guys at mall kiosks because "you're so good with people". Now, I'm all for bettering yourself and moving up in the world, but I don't want some guy who was selling remote controlled cars yesterday managing my money today.

1  TriangleDimes 2017-10-01

I know how exactly they would recruit them cause when I was younger I worked for a company like that and they make all these wild promises. It;s funny cause these guys, like you said, try to sell their own made-up success to entice others onboard and there's always a time when the whole facade falls away and you realize he's in a studio apartment and that suit he wears is his only suit. The guy I knew who worked for a similar company was always telling people about how he had a pool, but it was just a shared pool in some strange motel-style apartment building he was living in.

1  KangolVos 2017-10-01

I've been reading a lot about MLM's lately. It's fascinating, especially the people who find out they're being duped and get pissed.

1  52017 2017-10-01

You have people in your life? Bragger.

1  racemic_mixture 2017-10-01

I'm just here for the wacky "free-for-all" vibe that these threads always provide. Will someone post about the jews again this week? Only time will tell.

1  TedsEmporiumEmporium 2017-10-01

So heavy the fucking devil can't even lift it dvvt dvvt

1  Opprobriousness 2017-10-01

I've got nothing worthwhile to say.

1  faustok 2017-10-01

I think this sub should be shut down for making sport of that poor child's death.

1  52017 2017-10-01

What Childs death? Tell me what happened

1  Nulltor 2017-10-01

I went on a massive speed binge and came down with sleeping pills and tranqs and passed out. I vaguely remember doing something in excel so I looked on my computer and I had tabled and graphed all the data for a massive report I needed to write. 20 pages of pivot extractions, double axis line graphs and heat maps for all the tables. Thanks meth.

1  Nulltor 2017-10-01

Ok. All the data is utterly worthless. I have to redo the entire thing.

1  weeyadnews 2017-10-01

What's the name of the song E-rock used to come out to?

https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/3lr5fl/here_goes_nothing/

The answer is in this thread but the answer is deleted.

1  PFGtv 2017-10-01

March of the elephants, or something. And I'm only making a half joke. It might actually be called that. I took a swing at this stupid thread for the first time and I followed the second rule. I hope I got it right and helped

1  PFGtv 2017-10-01

March of the elephants, or something. And I'm only making a half joke. It might actually be called that. I took a swing at this stupid thread for the first time and I followed the second rule. I hope I got it right and helped

1  braunheiser 2017-10-01

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1z4JfxFb6c

1  ArtificePink 2017-10-01

Baby Elephant Walk. It's from a John Wayne movie from the 50s.

1  ArtificePink 2017-10-01

Sorry, I was thinking of the Virus. It's Paula Abdul, Straight Up:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDDW7mgy7nI

1  Skivsamlaren 2017-10-01

I spat at a gypsy today. He laughed. His mongoloid woman friend also laughed. And my neighbor giving them was horrified. I wanted to kill her, then kill them. Feel like I just leveled, soon to reach actual illegal foul play.