This is an actual person.

63  2017-10-01 by JoeCumiasCockBreath

67 comments

Genie looking ass half nig.

Yes, we all know who Bob Kelly is.

Bob Kelly was in Shrek?

More like shrek was in bobby, am i right, folks?

No.

The crackwhores he used to pimp out are probably dead by now, just like the friend who's coattails he rode to the middle.

It's makes me chuckle thinking some goofy NPR listener will search him out and find his media online... I love that the girls got shutdown with Louis ck. I know.

Enraging? Do you always mimic lil Jimmys phrases or just today?

Give it a fucking rest, you one track stupid faggot!

You've posted this over a hundred times, you autistic queer. Get a life.

Remember, that nig luv cunts "Christian name is Kenn Kennerson." Ooof.

It's a bit enraging.

The last time I copied Jim Norton was when I gave your Mom AIDS

fawkin burrid him

"Enraging" is a word, not a phrase. You boring cunt.

I'm aware, just like I'm aware with "it's" vs "its" and I think the rule is dumb and use it's for both.

My English is more gooder than proper English.

If the rule is dumb then why not just not use the ' ?

Because ' is the thing you use for both possessives and contractions. The stupid rules for individual words are why people have trouble learning English, the rules should remain consistent from word to word.

Good luck in your crusade to change English grammer through comments on the opieandanthony subreddit.

Grammar*

Spelling it that way is stupid. What words end in "ar"? Shitty no good words.

stupid words.

Fucking grotesque.

He also has an arse like a 50 year old Jamaican cleaning lady.

Him be gittin' wide in dee pants mon.

He's got that grotesque midget ass thing going on.

Steatopygia

Steatopygia is the state of having substantial levels of tissue on the buttocks and thighs. This build is not confined to the gluteal regions, but extends to the outside and front of the thighs, and tapers to the knee producing a curvaceous figure. The term is from the Greek στέαρ stéar meaning "tallow" and πυγή pugḗ meaning "rump".


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Daaaayumm, yomama be one steatopygia-havin' ass bitch

Which Jim Henson movie is he from?

I couldn't never figure out why but I've always hated people who wear a lot of rings. It seems like gay and aboriginal or something

Daainnte Negro

Verne Troyer has been on the HGH.

REMINDER: this guy claimed to have been a successful male stripper.

This dumb cunt charges $100 for a phone consultation to see if he can fix you with his male reclamation therapy.

I think its time we fuck with this douche.

Heey it's meee, Joe Maaaterreeezzze, ya think he can fix me??

Joe Matarese was actually on Dante Nero's podcast Beige Phillip last week. It's hilarious he whines about being cyber bullied the whole time

HA! I thought you were joking. LOL

You know who I want dating advice from? Some obnoxios jewlrey wearing 55 year old who pull's a steady diet of trashy 5's and treats them like shit to feel control over something in his life.

Don't knock it till you tried it.

antknee fucks strong 6's at least

edit: I mean age-wise

Idle hands are the devils playground: The Anthony Cumia Story

And he'll teach you, one on one, how to be attractive to chicks for a couple grand

He has a proudboy tattoo on his fat neck

Amidst grotesque skin tags.

Yo how the fuck you gonna get Proud Boys tattooed on your neck, when you ain't even got a neck?

nice of them to crop out his distended steroids belly.

Everything this man has ever said has been a lie

Baboon-ass havin' nigga.

Dante Queero

Biggie Me

He stole his whole schtick from Patrice

He just forgot to steal the "be funny" part.

He looks more like a creature from Lord of the Rings than an actual human.

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!

Gobblin'*

I wouldn't go so far as to call the brother fat. He's got a weight problem. What's the nigger gonna do, he's Samoan.

You're fat.

its a quote from pulp fiction you homosexual person.

also yes, i am.

He looks like Bald Bull from Punch Out.

I hate this over accessorizing, no-necked, obese, piece of shit.

Glad I'm not alone.

A fat Dhalsim from Street Fighter

"They aren't people!"

And his dick is bigger than any three of us combined.

Fat fucks have tiny dicks.

Is it true that he work at Sprint wireless?

Is this the guy I call if my DVR isn't working?

You're fat.