You are at the grocery store when suddenly this man slaps your girlfriend's ass and yells "MAAAAAAAAARTHA LUTHAH KING JR!". What do you do next?

1  2017-10-01 by TheButtholeOfBravery

10 comments

1  Compound_MediaPR 2017-10-01

Burn victim proud boy has aged horribly.

1  Joeyo43 2017-10-01

NO! SHE'S DEAD!

1  CONCHOPETEghostcock 2017-10-01

Well id be hardely hootin ha

1  aRTie02150 2017-10-01

Much like a cookie...

1  TheButtholeOfBravery 2017-10-01

Look for the oversized mapkins!

1  hoohootellemkeith 2017-10-01

This post is an Alcatraz around my neck.

1  doodoopeepees 2017-10-01

turn his cheeks into kippahs

1  DeclanGunn 2017-10-01

That extra chin looks like it may provide a real good choke defense, so RNCs and guillotines are out. I'd have to consult a true, high level combatives expert for advice, I'm not even sure who would possess such a high level of expertise. If only there were some worm-shaped, PrideFC-shirt wearing, MMA podcast host out there somewhere who could help.....

1  satanssockpuppet 2017-10-01

I'd grab him by the testicles and yell "HARRY BELLLL-A-FON-TE!!!!!"

1  Lish_fips89 2017-10-01

Call the ghostbusters.