My friends gf asked if she could make me vegetable lasagna and suck my dick, what should I say?

0  2017-09-30 by Slothjew

Awww babe I fucked up...can’t figure out the picture. Edit this out babe .

7 comments

tss vegetable? Why not fawkin vegeCHAIR or sompthin?!

Tell her to make you a quiche instead. Real men eat quiches.

Real man talk quiche is delicious

hmm, Bacon cheese quiche - dat be sum good protein to go with my glass of milk - MAN FOOD!

Like a Seinfeld role play?

Tell her you want to make the lasagna with sausage *wink wink

So only she gets to eat meat? Not fair bro.