Almost the weekend, fellas. Any plans?

2  2017-09-29 by CaptainJeanLucPeckah

The married woman I was seeing decided to break it off and "rededicate" herself to her marriage. She was conflicted all the fucking time and I was starting to fall in love with her like a stupid asshole so my faggy heart is broken. Was nice to get laid regularly, though. I'm gonna find ways to torture myself for being so idiotic. But at least I'm not Jim "Euro Tranny Lover" Norton.

You scamps got anything lined up to stave off the abyss one more day?

38 comments

1  Bams_seed 2017-09-29

Cleaning the litterbox. My cat put a plastic bag in it and shit on my bed i guess he's trying to tell me something

1  CaptainJeanLucPeckah 2017-09-29

I like the cut of the lil' fella's jib.

1  David_Tosk 2017-09-29

Did that once. Don't date married women. They don't really like you. They at most like the idea of you. Then get an abortion.

1  CaptainJeanLucPeckah 2017-09-29

Oh yeah, this was my first and last time for fucking sure. I knew she was just using me as kind of an escapist fantasy and I guess I was too a little. I thought she was genuinely cool, though. And she was quite the slutty bitch in bed. I'll definitely miss that.

1  David_Tosk 2017-09-29

Easy to be "cool" when it's part time.

1  PhilipMarma 2017-09-29

Women 1-2 years out of a divorce are where it's at.

1  David_Tosk 2017-09-29

Maybe. Not very young girls. But not so old they can't have kids. You need to have a family. I do anyway. At 35 it's long overdue.

1  PhilipMarma 2017-09-29

Oh sure. Just contrasting the married woman to the divorced but still young woman.

1  NGJimmy 2017-09-29

Getting a bottle of scotch and a pizza tonight. Beer & sushi tomorrow night. No complaints. God blesssss.

1  ImDickJustice 2017-09-29

No one cares about your life.

1  crookedmile 2017-09-29

I don’t want your life

1  CaptainJeanLucPeckah 2017-09-29

An astute observation; I'm well aware I'm just being a sissy mary.

1  Griz-x 2017-09-29

As a sign of your love for her you should go to her house and leave messages on her windows like "IM GOING TO KILL YOU BITCH" and just mush your penis on the windows so she'll see what she's missing in her life.

1  CaptainJeanLucPeckah 2017-09-29

I was thinking of buying her a year's subscription to Compound Media as a parting gift, actually.

1  PhilipMarma 2017-09-29

Go all in; get her Loot Crate.

1  crookedmile 2017-09-29

I’m an alcoholic, guess what I’m doing

1  allenricketts 2017-09-29

Sober october starts sunday bruh

1  DerpalSherpa 2017-09-29

I doin socktober. Same socks all month. Them muuugs gonna stink.

1  crookedmile 2017-09-29

Thats for pussies and queers.

1  CaptainJeanLucPeckah 2017-09-29

Volunteering at a soup kitchen, obviously.

1  crookedmile 2017-09-29

You’re half right. Going to a soup kitchen

1  CuckECheese 2017-09-29

Bring me back some soup.

1  PhilipMarma 2017-09-29

Hey, me too. What's your poison, if you don't mind my asking.

1  crookedmile 2017-09-29

Vodka/Whiskey

1  Hold_My_Brush22 2017-09-29

Waking up feeling remorseful for reasons unknown to you for at least a few hours?

1  PeeSoup3030 2017-09-29

Trying to solve why time has a direction?

1  Suibu 2017-09-29

Maybe kill the husband?

1  robocopsboner 2017-09-29

Wahhhhhh, my heart!

Be grateful you're not married to the whore and go buy a SNES Mini

1  goo-gobbler 2017-09-29

Going to get embarrassingly drunk in front of a nice tame group of new 'friends'.

1  jjoharanyc1 2017-09-29

If the only light at the end of your tunnel is not being 'as bad' as Jim Norton, you may want to skip right to suicide.

1  Peckahnator 2017-09-29

Continually jerking off sitting down and hoping that my lungs stop working while I'm passed out with my head tilted to the side. I refuse to die in any other way.

1  OsloJimmy 2017-09-29

I dated a married whore and fell in love ... what a fucking mess. I could never trust the unfaithful cunt because ... well, she was a whore. Anyway, rule being that you fuck them and treat them like shit because it is still better than what the cuck does.

1  TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2017-09-29

I just ate a shitload of spring rolls and I think I might puke. That's pretty much all I've got going on right now.

1  Gottagetgot 2017-09-29

Drugs and alcohol until i dont feel anymore.

1  RacistPigeon 2017-09-29

Working. And just wait, if you did a good job that married bitch will be back at some point. But don't give her anything until she takes it in the ass.

1  myRrribz 2017-09-29

I thought it usually went the other way around. I'll probably drink a lot until I feel better about going another month being mediocre and missing someone other than my SO.

1  Dannyprecise 2017-09-29

I was in your shoes. That shit lasted a weekend. Now she’s back to blowing me in my car goodbye before meeting with her man for dinner.

1  tjdon 2017-09-29

He's banging that chick at work and no matter what she tells you, he has no plans to stop. He's the kind of guy who swears he will dump his wife only if she gets an abortion can't win a divorce with a pregnant side piece.

1  Osama_Bin_Log_in 2017-09-29

Weening off these weird psycho meds and getting Jap take out.

1  CaptainJeanLucPeckah 2017-09-29

I like the cut of the lil' fella's jib.