Jesus, Mary & Joseph. I dropped my good for nothing guido husband off at the New Rochelle Metro North station this morning. He said he was headed down to Grand Central to find a job in the city. But he’s over at Yonkers Raceway gambling my hard earned money away.

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11 comments

1  TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2017-09-29

Remember how cute the drummer from your wedding band was?

1  DoctorMatarese 2017-09-29

Of course. It was a great wedding because the bride pays for the wedding. The honeymoon? Not so fucking much. The groom could only afford the Catskills.

1  Thizzordie010 2017-09-29

Good. Now get back in the kitchen ya broad.

1  DoctorMatarese 2017-09-29

But my children would be in foster care if I stayed in the kitchen because my husband isn’t an earner.

1  Thizzordie010 2017-09-29

Foster Care....what’s that when you give them a bunch of shitty Australian beer or sumtin..tss

1  ImTakingADumpAsIType 2017-09-29

You fucking role-playing nerd.

1  Randal_X 2017-09-29

Shut up, cunt.

1  ImTakingADumpAsIType 2017-09-29

No.

1  Thizzordie010 2017-09-29

Shut up you Rich Cunt

1  Frankwasbetter 2017-09-29

We don't care what Rich Vos is up to.

1  CaptainJeanLucPeckah 2017-09-29

Be honest: is the kid really his?

1  sindrone7 2017-09-29

Just when I thought there were no more angles to take on this

1  DryTeeth 2017-09-29

A lot of How Matarese references getting pushed around here. Some heavy, inside references too.