It's incredibly impressive. 1 week ago I had never heard the name Joe Matarese before. I had seen him mentioned here, but I had no clue who it was. I just thought the podcasts being posted was something that loser made. Then I got around to watching the live show. Today I've been walking around saying Hey I'm Joe Matarese in my head and I've been binging your podcast. Is this guy the hackiest of all hacks or what? It's amazing how hack he appears to be.
I like the idea but it's either cheating if I donate or scrounging if you guys do. I mean the guy had 13 patrons. I'm pretty sure we'd have beat him in three days easily.
The more I learn about this guy, the weirder it gets. So there's some kind of weird fan-podcast about him? is this all some kind of weird meta joke? Can anyone explain this from start to finish for me? Did it start on americas got talent?
Joe gets married, has a kid. Is largely unknown in comedy circuit
Joe auditions for AGT, get's on. They portray him as the heroic dad before showing him for the retard he is via. clever editing
Joe's podcast 'fixing joe' has him working with the likes of Nick and Artie. A few of the sub/O&A community sort of know about him but not really
KtC starts booking him on The Cumia Show. He stinks and we notice. A lot of the sub now knows him and think's he stinks. On a sort of De Vito level
After multiple appearances on TACS, Joe manages to somehow get Norton, Cumia and Artie on his live fixing joe podcast. He has a complete meltdown and exposes himself as an oversensitive faggot. He tries to cover his tracks, delete the video, reupload it as a goof, copyright strike others who upload it etc. The entire sub takes notice and now hates this fuck. He goes on Jim and Sam who give him a lesson in how not to be a pissy baby
The redbar gang jump on board and he does a 7 hour show on him. Joe now becomes a bit of a redbar thing
Redbar, who at this point is on Ants network, is warned to stop picking on Joe by KtC. Redbar refuses. Joe threatens redbar by asking if he ever saw goodfellas. Redbar quits compound, believing it not to be a free speech network given KtC's warnings and threats.
Redbar continues fucking with joe. Fake booking him with clubs, watching him stream etc. It drives Joe mad. This continues for many months.
A few weeks ago Joe streams a show at home bashing the AA show, saying Artie doesn't look at Ant and is on drugs etc. The AA show hear about it, get Joe on and completely trash him. Joe has another meltdown, starts copyright striking the video, blocking people on twitter, backpeddling, lying...just a total faggot breakdown.
I start fucking with him with a silly fan podcast. Meanwhile Karen, a trans woman who hosts a Joe dedication podcast has a comedian on her show Steve Reese. After a few shows of Steve Reese bashing Joe, he calls from his kid's little league game and has a full blown argument with Steve. Steve calls him out on pretty much everything. Joe threatens to ram his arm through Steve's and Redbar's face.
Joe finally has enough of my podcast and bombards my channel with strikes - taking it down immediately. This despite there being absolutely no grounds for copyright claims given its a silly impression of him and not actually him. The sub declares super-war on him. Joe continues blocking people - including Karen his number one fan.
I was going to stop the podcast after the Bill Burr episode as the bit was getting old but following Joe's latest strike spree etc, I'm keeping it going out of spite. He won't win.
Was there a thread about this? Holy shit is that funny. Joe is such a retard. "I'll go off celexa and kick your ass"? haha, celexa isn't for anger issues.
You are making something that a lot of people enjoy, what's wrong with getting a lil' taste? I am not saying you should quit your career at Panera and go fulltime but in my opinion you deserve a few beers on the sub.
Nobody's asking for shekels. Jesus! We were looking to beat Joe's patreon but quickly realised it was scrounging so took it down. I have a nice job and as generous as it is, I honestly don't need money!
Nobody's shakin' their empty coffee cup here brotherman. And keep in mind this is a shitty, hack bit that's almost run out of steam as it is. I'm totally and utterly driven by the desire to fuck with Joe. He took down my channel. Fuck him.
I love that it in no way sounds like Joe but its so entertaining that in my mind thats the real Joe Matarese. Sort of like Dana Carvey doing George Bush Sr.
It still sounds nothing like Matarese, but you faggots will pretend it does because you e already invested in saying it's a good impression and can't go back now
Downvotinf this won't make it untrue
It sounds nothing like him
Go. Click that little downward arrow. I'll still be the cool one and you'll still be the faggot pretending that an impression is accurate for the sake of emotional acceptance by the group
Why are you pretending that it's part of the bit now? Never once indicated that, and nobody else did either until I pointed this out and you used that as a fallback defense
The guy who does matarese is not doing a bad impression ironically, he is pretending it's a good impression and he rest of you are pretending along with him in mutual cognitive dissonance
Because psychologically accepting the truth of how much of a faggot you are would destroy you
I'll take you seriously for a second given you're asking with some civility. Not that it matters but I have always known how silly and stupid the 'impression' is. I'm British and there's really no way I could tonally sound like him. The whole thing came from that Josh Robert Thompson trolling vid.
It was purposefully exaggerating the goombah elements of his voice and was meant to reduce the real Joe to the most dumb part of him. A slow talking wop with a whiny Italian voice. It's just funnier doing the voice that way. But it really doesn't matter in the slightest how good or bad it is. I'm not married to this 'bit' and I really think you're putting way more value and thought into the whole thing. I'm not some comic trying to pass off as legitimate. I'm a faggy little twink who's just trying to get under Joe's skin.
Coming out off the bad to remind people this isn't a good impression would ruin the bit completely. It would also just be really bizarre and unnecessary given how obvious it is it doesn't sound very accurate. So anyway, that's what happened, that's what I was thinking and if people like it or hate it that's on them and it's pretty fine either way. Providing Joe continues to get triggered by it, I'm happy.
No, the impersonation is absolute shit, even the creator admits to it. Also, Anthony Cumia is pedophile whose sick predilection is enabled by your subscription to his podcast network.
Was there a thread about this? Holy shit is that funny. Joe is such a retard. "I'll go off celexa and kick your ass"? haha, celexa isn't for anger issues.
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1 aceop 2017-09-29
Beautiful.
Got a little Andrew Dice Clayish at the end. Should end with the cocking and firing of a gun.
1 FatMosque 2017-09-29
I love that you are having so much fun with these.
1 aceop 2017-09-29
Fag
1 joomommyhappy 2017-09-29
You're too good to us.
The Bill Burr episode was a work of art.
God bless you, faggot.
1 NGJimmy 2017-09-29
Jesus, Joe.
1 Peckahnator 2017-09-29
fuck Joe
1 David_Tosk 2017-09-29
Can't you put up a patreon instead? I've never heard of that scammy service.
1 porsalin 2017-09-29
yah I'll do that then
1 David_Tosk 2017-09-29
I'm seriously a huge fan of "Joe Matarese". Just don't like that other guy
1 David_Tosk 2017-09-29
I changed my profile. Patreon made this poetry: http://tinyimg.io/i/cQvlVk3.png
1 David_Tosk 2017-09-29
Seriously, how do you create this? It's actually rather impressive. Do you cut old audio or make your own?
1 porsalin 2017-09-29
Bit of both. For Louis, Opie, Burr and Quinn I grabbed some isolated clips from a few of their shows etc. The rest is just some fucking about.
1 David_Tosk 2017-09-29
It's incredibly impressive. 1 week ago I had never heard the name Joe Matarese before. I had seen him mentioned here, but I had no clue who it was. I just thought the podcasts being posted was something that loser made. Then I got around to watching the live show. Today I've been walking around saying Hey I'm Joe Matarese in my head and I've been binging your podcast. Is this guy the hackiest of all hacks or what? It's amazing how hack he appears to be.
1 porsalin 2017-09-29
Better rewards than real Joe.
Patreon
1 David_Tosk 2017-09-29
Link didn't work.
1 porsalin 2017-09-29
I took it down. Felt cringe ebegging, even if it was just 'for the bit'.
1 David_Tosk 2017-09-29
No. Please. I want to give. To rub his face in it. Can't you donate it or something? Just to show how easy it is to get much more money than him.
1 porsalin 2017-09-29
I like the idea but it's either cheating if I donate or scrounging if you guys do. I mean the guy had 13 patrons. I'm pretty sure we'd have beat him in three days easily.
1 David_Tosk 2017-09-29
The more I learn about this guy, the weirder it gets. So there's some kind of weird fan-podcast about him? is this all some kind of weird meta joke? Can anyone explain this from start to finish for me? Did it start on americas got talent?
1 porsalin 2017-09-29
Joe Matarese starts comedy 30 years ago
Joe gets married, has a kid. Is largely unknown in comedy circuit
Joe auditions for AGT, get's on. They portray him as the heroic dad before showing him for the retard he is via. clever editing
Joe's podcast 'fixing joe' has him working with the likes of Nick and Artie. A few of the sub/O&A community sort of know about him but not really
KtC starts booking him on The Cumia Show. He stinks and we notice. A lot of the sub now knows him and think's he stinks. On a sort of De Vito level
After multiple appearances on TACS, Joe manages to somehow get Norton, Cumia and Artie on his live fixing joe podcast. He has a complete meltdown and exposes himself as an oversensitive faggot. He tries to cover his tracks, delete the video, reupload it as a goof, copyright strike others who upload it etc. The entire sub takes notice and now hates this fuck. He goes on Jim and Sam who give him a lesson in how not to be a pissy baby
The redbar gang jump on board and he does a 7 hour show on him. Joe now becomes a bit of a redbar thing
Redbar, who at this point is on Ants network, is warned to stop picking on Joe by KtC. Redbar refuses. Joe threatens redbar by asking if he ever saw goodfellas. Redbar quits compound, believing it not to be a free speech network given KtC's warnings and threats.
Redbar continues fucking with joe. Fake booking him with clubs, watching him stream etc. It drives Joe mad. This continues for many months.
A few weeks ago Joe streams a show at home bashing the AA show, saying Artie doesn't look at Ant and is on drugs etc. The AA show hear about it, get Joe on and completely trash him. Joe has another meltdown, starts copyright striking the video, blocking people on twitter, backpeddling, lying...just a total faggot breakdown.
I start fucking with him with a silly fan podcast. Meanwhile Karen, a trans woman who hosts a Joe dedication podcast has a comedian on her show Steve Reese. After a few shows of Steve Reese bashing Joe, he calls from his kid's little league game and has a full blown argument with Steve. Steve calls him out on pretty much everything. Joe threatens to ram his arm through Steve's and Redbar's face.
Joe finally has enough of my podcast and bombards my channel with strikes - taking it down immediately. This despite there being absolutely no grounds for copyright claims given its a silly impression of him and not actually him. The sub declares super-war on him. Joe continues blocking people - including Karen his number one fan.
I was going to stop the podcast after the Bill Burr episode as the bit was getting old but following Joe's latest strike spree etc, I'm keeping it going out of spite. He won't win.
1 David_Tosk 2017-09-29
Wow. Thanks for that. You should make this post. I think a lot of people wonder. This is the funniest direction this sub has gone in so far I think.
1 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2017-09-29
Wait, what? How did I miss this? Is there a link?
1 porsalin 2017-09-29
JOE CALLS MWOT
1 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2017-09-29
Was there a thread about this? Holy shit is that funny. Joe is such a retard. "I'll go off celexa and kick your ass"? haha, celexa isn't for anger issues.
1 porsalin 2017-09-29
I think so for a day maybe? It might have been on a day with a lot of matarese material already so may have slipped through the gaps.
1 dammitjenkins20cars 2017-09-29
Thank you for your service. Thermite paint!
1 crookedmile 2017-09-29
It's like looking into the face of God and seeing him smiling back.
1 dmix 2017-09-29
These are growing on me, looking forward to the Bro Joe one...it better be your masterpiece
1 dmix 2017-09-29
These are growing on me, looking forward to the Bro Joe one...it better be your masterpiece
1 TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-09-29
I'm still calling this Dago Jack Torrance.
1 Anthonysnewcohost 2017-09-29
Great work
1 OpiesInnerCircle 2017-09-29
You are a prince!
1 OpiesInnerCircle 2017-09-29
Will there be a Denny vs Joe Matarese?
1 FaggotBannedKeith 2017-09-29
Scrooge McDuck buried 'em!
1 OpiesInnerCircle 2017-09-29
Seriously, this is the fucking funniest shit I've heard since the peak of O&A!
1 helobious1 2017-09-29
You should be doing this professionally if you're not already. Fucking Sal got a job and he shit out the Angry Panda production.
1 Holdontoyabutt 2017-09-29
I had forgotten Sal existed for at least a year until I read this
1 TangerineReam 2017-09-29
Don't ask for money again.
1 porsalin 2017-09-29
I realised immediately after doing the patreon 'bit' to get more patrons than Joe it was ebegging. I am honestly disgusted with myself.
1 PMmeyourbetakeys 2017-09-29
You are making something that a lot of people enjoy, what's wrong with getting a lil' taste? I am not saying you should quit your career at Panera and go fulltime but in my opinion you deserve a few beers on the sub.
1 TangerineReam 2017-09-29
you want money, u/porsalin? Monetize the YT vids. But don't come around here looking for shekels to bash a nothing comedian again.
1 porsalin 2017-09-29
Nobody's asking for shekels. Jesus! We were looking to beat Joe's patreon but quickly realised it was scrounging so took it down. I have a nice job and as generous as it is, I honestly don't need money!
1 TangerineReam 2017-09-29
So then do it for free, ya jew!
1 porsalin 2017-09-29
Nobody's shakin' their empty coffee cup here brotherman. And keep in mind this is a shitty, hack bit that's almost run out of steam as it is. I'm totally and utterly driven by the desire to fuck with Joe. He took down my channel. Fuck him.
1 puppy_action_team 2017-09-29
You go to do more twitch streams as matarese.
1 dammitjenkins20cars 2017-09-29
How many times does it have to be explained to you why he had the patreon? I'm guessing you are autistic or trolling.
1 CumiasTheBeesKnees 2017-09-29
Fuck that guy.. Ask for money all you want. I almost gave and I might still.
I bet all the money you possibly make it'll be more than the "real" account.
1 Holdontoyabutt 2017-09-29
His water heater is doing fine, he doesn't need it anyway
1 JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-09-29
This is absolute genius. My favourite podcast out there right now.
1 opestersmammarydrip 2017-09-29
porsalin, i offer you my wife as payment for making these gems.
1 porsalin 2017-09-29
Knowing Joe's affected by them is payment enough.
1 kingship75 2017-09-29
That's u/porsalin saying your wife is a pig. You gonna' just take that?
1 opieisakunt 2017-09-29
Is joe supposed to be jerking off in the background during the intro music?
1 CumiasTheBeesKnees 2017-09-29
Same question here... Either that or some special someone is getting raped while it's being produced.
1 JesusHDice 2017-09-29
"Joe's career is a humantarian crisis." Great episode.
1 cbanks420lol 2017-09-29
I've got "hey it's me joe matarese" burned into my fucking head.
1 HugininuM 2017-09-29
welcome to the paahdcast
1 kingship75 2017-09-29
"WHY AINTCHA' LAUGHIN'?"
1 Lilcumia 2017-09-29
Best podcast out right now.
1 porsalin 2017-09-29
That's like calling Sherrod the best nigger in Opie's zoo crew.
1 CumiasTheBeesKnees 2017-09-29
https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/72jwh7/ozzy_osbourne_goes_to_the_studio_with_his_wife/dnjb0hv/
1 mcb84 2017-09-29
I love that it in no way sounds like Joe but its so entertaining that in my mind thats the real Joe Matarese. Sort of like Dana Carvey doing George Bush Sr.
1 RapistWithAIDS 2017-09-29
It still sounds nothing like Matarese, but you faggots will pretend it does because you e already invested in saying it's a good impression and can't go back now
Downvotinf this won't make it untrue
It sounds nothing like him
Go. Click that little downward arrow. I'll still be the cool one and you'll still be the faggot pretending that an impression is accurate for the sake of emotional acceptance by the group
1 porsalin 2017-09-29
No shit
1 JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-09-29
How do you not get that the bad impression is part of the joke, you utterly braindead idiot?
Your Asperger's syndrome is really getting on my nerves.
1 RapistWithAIDS 2017-09-29
Why are you pretending that it's part of the bit now? Never once indicated that, and nobody else did either until I pointed this out and you used that as a fallback defense
The guy who does matarese is not doing a bad impression ironically, he is pretending it's a good impression and he rest of you are pretending along with him in mutual cognitive dissonance
Because psychologically accepting the truth of how much of a faggot you are would destroy you
1 JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-09-29
You're literally a stupid idiot.
1 porsalin 2017-09-29
I'll take you seriously for a second given you're asking with some civility. Not that it matters but I have always known how silly and stupid the 'impression' is. I'm British and there's really no way I could tonally sound like him. The whole thing came from that Josh Robert Thompson trolling vid.
It was purposefully exaggerating the goombah elements of his voice and was meant to reduce the real Joe to the most dumb part of him. A slow talking wop with a whiny Italian voice. It's just funnier doing the voice that way. But it really doesn't matter in the slightest how good or bad it is. I'm not married to this 'bit' and I really think you're putting way more value and thought into the whole thing. I'm not some comic trying to pass off as legitimate. I'm a faggy little twink who's just trying to get under Joe's skin.
Coming out off the bad to remind people this isn't a good impression would ruin the bit completely. It would also just be really bizarre and unnecessary given how obvious it is it doesn't sound very accurate. So anyway, that's what happened, that's what I was thinking and if people like it or hate it that's on them and it's pretty fine either way. Providing Joe continues to get triggered by it, I'm happy.
1 RapistWithAIDS 2017-09-29
Ok. Correction noted
1 porsalin 2017-09-29
I'm glad we agree
1 Mjr2031 2017-09-29
ok Matarese
1 Christopher_Barton 2017-09-29
That's the bit, you unbelievable shithead.
1 RapistWithAIDS 2017-09-29
HAHAHA NO IT ISNT YOU FUCKING LIAR
LOL YOU HAVE TO LIE AND SAY ITS SOMETHING OTHER THAN WHAT IT IS
BECAUSE THE TRUTH OF YOUR REALITY DIDNT MEASURE UP
YOU HAD TO LIE
1 Christopher_Barton 2017-09-29
No, the impersonation is absolute shit, even the creator admits to it. Also, Anthony Cumia is pedophile whose sick predilection is enabled by your subscription to his podcast network.
1 porsalin 2017-09-29
"I'll still be the cool one"
Will ya?
1 oklolol 2017-09-29
Champagne comedy!
1 PORTMANTEAU-BOT 2017-09-29
Champagnedy.
Bleep-bloop, I'm a bot. This portmanteau was created from the phrase 'Champagne comedy!'.
1 porsalin 2017-09-29
Bit of both. For Louis, Opie, Burr and Quinn I grabbed some isolated clips from a few of their shows etc. The rest is just some fucking about.
1 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2017-09-29
Was there a thread about this? Holy shit is that funny. Joe is such a retard. "I'll go off celexa and kick your ass"? haha, celexa isn't for anger issues.
1 puppy_action_team 2017-09-29
You go to do more twitch streams as matarese.