I know. I think it would be great. So does my buddy. But the bride to be is not crazy about the idea. She's like who's Dennis falcone? We both reacted like someone asked us what an f-5 was.
OBVIOUSLY he's a celebrated event DJ with decades of experience and hundreds of successful weddings! He's worked with celebrities like (insert 3-4 celebrities you can think of that she'd know, seriously who hasn't appeared in the Opie universe in the last 20 years?), and best of all he's affordable, professional and won't let you down.
Or you could just hire some kid that doesn't know his head from a hole in the ground to totally ruin her special day.
Frame it in those terms. Dennis Falcone = awesome wedding. No Dennis? Terrible wedding where you have to dance La Cucaracha for six hours straight.
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1 Compound_MediaPR 2017-09-29
You don't book Dennis Falcone. You get on your knees and pray that God makes an appearance.
1 gregorio_ilidivich 2017-09-29
You have to get Denny on the one's and two's, say what you want about his past, but the man can get a party going! (http://dennisfalcone.com/)
1 SibHashian13 2017-09-29
I know. I think it would be great. So does my buddy. But the bride to be is not crazy about the idea. She's like who's Dennis falcone? We both reacted like someone asked us what an f-5 was.
1 terpin 2017-09-29
Ya'll just need to work on your upsell a bit.
OBVIOUSLY he's a celebrated event DJ with decades of experience and hundreds of successful weddings! He's worked with celebrities like (insert 3-4 celebrities you can think of that she'd know, seriously who hasn't appeared in the Opie universe in the last 20 years?), and best of all he's affordable, professional and won't let you down.
Or you could just hire some kid that doesn't know his head from a hole in the ground to totally ruin her special day.
Frame it in those terms. Dennis Falcone = awesome wedding. No Dennis? Terrible wedding where you have to dance La Cucaracha for six hours straight.
1 enzo_trash 2017-09-29
This guy's a closer
1 SibHashian13 2017-09-29
U should be on Luis j Gomez street team
1 enzo_trash 2017-09-29
This guy makes, or could make, good money ripping people off.
His language is pitch perfect.
1 Awkawardsilence 2017-09-29
Clink!
...Finger of God.
1 RobertMugabeIsACrook 2017-09-29
He replies fast to any message sent on his website. Just ask him.
1 RahnBayngtin 2017-09-29
Ohhhhh nooooo
1 RacistPigeon 2017-09-29
If she's against Denny, she should remain single and only be called over for hate fucks occasionally.
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-09-29
fork drop
1 alobesmooth 2017-09-29
Finger of God, man.
1 SibHashian13 2017-09-29
Finger of falcone
1 flip0pilf 2017-09-29
if you get Denny, do we all get invites?
1 SibHashian13 2017-09-29
Yeah I see no issue with that
1 i_saw_nothing 2017-09-29
Great.
Where are they registered? I think we can all chip in a little bit and get them a China set.
1 NGJimmy 2017-09-29
Wussat?
1 dmix 2017-09-29
芯片
1 marrio91 2017-09-29
Us retards gotta stick together
1 holodog 2017-09-29
open bar?
1 RahnBayngtin 2017-09-29
Ohhhh nooooo
1 SibHashian13 2017-09-29
I'll get us all a table
1 SibHashian13 2017-09-29
Denny can get drunk and inform the bride of miscarriages
1 DeafandMutePenguin 2017-09-29
This needs a posting of the reception video.
1 marrio91 2017-09-29
It just has the bride and her father in the corer of the room shouting at each other, slightly off frame, about how much of a mistake this was.
1 DeafandMutePenguin 2017-09-29
LOL I'd pay for that.
1 SibHashian13 2017-09-29
Hard drive of hits and Denny crowd banter in between songs! What is better than that
1 PATRIOTSRADIOSIGNALS 2017-09-29
Maybe he'll knock back a few and get your buddy's wife to sit on the photocopier.
1 darklydreamingdayln 2017-09-29
More likely he'll get her to sit on his cervix-smashing elephant cock.
1 Dagidugidai 2017-09-29
I did once, he raped me terribly. It was really the most painful experience of my life, both physically and emotionally.
1 holodog 2017-09-29
but overall worth it?
1 Dagidugidai 2017-09-29
He did give me a harmonica shaped like a lobster claw and we played it to a Diana Ross song, over all I give the experience a 7 out of 10
1 Anarox 2017-09-29
It's all your fault
1 Belchides 2017-09-29
You should hire Joe Matarese so your friend learns to never give you this much responsibility ever again.
1 84Heel 2017-09-29
You hire the "hard drive of hits" and for $5 extra he brings a balding senior with crooked teeth who shows you his "Zip drive of shits".
1 sindrone7 2017-09-29
He did a brief demo on the show. It was great and perfectly cheesy
1 52017 2017-09-29
I hired him for some piss sessions but that's the extent of it. Everything as described, no issues.
Brings his own tarp too, which is nice.
1 opestersmammarydrip 2017-09-29
the grooms gonna walk in on denny pissing in the brides mouth.
1 Throwaway98709860 2017-09-29
It might be a bad day idea. He might steal your buddy's girl
1 Osama_Bin_Log_in 2017-09-29
I tried to but my event was a few too many states away for him to travel.