So, How Do We Fix Joe...Matarese?
5 2017-09-29 by OpiesInnerCircle
Obviously, he's pretty much broken beyond all repair, but, what are your suggestions for fixing Joe?
5 2017-09-29 by OpiesInnerCircle
Obviously, he's pretty much broken beyond all repair, but, what are your suggestions for fixing Joe?
11 comments
1 aceop 2017-09-29
Self-inflicted gun shot to the head.
1 HitEmWTheHeinnn 2017-09-29
Oooooh, probably just some good positive vibes.
1 gregorio_ilidivich 2017-09-29
I feel bad for his wife. Here I was thinking she was an MD, not some bs PhD. I figured she was raking in at least 500k a year, only to find out she's probably making no more than 200k (being generous). Given that is plenty of money, but something tells me they are spenders, considering most of Joe's issues seem to stem from frustration financially ("I gotta make a living" , etc). So perhaps he should try and sell cars or something, since he is clearly a hack.
1 Frankwasbetter 2017-09-29
A gun and a bullet.
1 shimshammcgraw 2017-09-29
Cut off his dick and stuff up it up his nose.
1 Ichise-san 2017-09-29
waterboard him until he admits hes an unfunny fraud who takes fish oils and thinks he has pill problems
1 Suibu 2017-09-29
Get off the adderall
1 TossyMcSalad 2017-09-29
we get him a well paying full-time job at a bike repair shop, so he can leave comedy behind and finally earns an honest paycheck.
1 David_Tosk 2017-09-29
He should get a regular job. Literally anything. He'd be so much happier. And make more money. And have something to do.
1 Historywhore69 2017-09-29
Don't. He'll be sexier to the broads.
1 robocopsboner 2017-09-29
They used to throw kids in the deep end to teach them to swim. Similarly, I think the way to fix Joe is to expose his adultery to his wife so she cuts him off financially and he has to get a real job. Then he'd iterally be Regular Joe.