r/opieandanthony: As far as I'm concerned, "Survivor Type" by Stephen King is a guide book. I ate the pages to regain the calories, and a truly frugal man knows that knowledge is the path to calories. If I hadn't read that book, I would have never thought to eat my foot last winter.

As far as I'm concerned, "Survivor Type" by Stephen King is a guide book. I ate the pages to regain the calories, and a truly frugal man knows that knowledge is the path to calories. If I hadn't read that book, I would have never thought to eat my foot last winter.

0 2017-09-29 by andrewjacksonjihadz

4 comments

1 Randal_X 2017-09-29

Ladyfingers.

1 ImTakingADumpAsIType 2017-09-29

Dumb.

1 robocopsboner 2017-09-29

You READ?!

1 andrewjacksonjihadz 2017-09-29

I do, but I don't see what that has to do with me being a homosexual?