New YT for 100% Italian

111  2017-09-29 by porsalin

36 comments

TYFYS !

I spent all day at work yesterday occasionally saying to myself; 'Haay I'm Joe Maaaad-duh-wris.

Is that normal?

Perfectly

Do you ever get that? When you're at work and you occasionally say to yourself "Heeeyyyy it's me, Joooe Mahdareez". Happens to me all the time.

This guy knows what I'm talkin about. Maybe he's 100% Itaaaaalian too. Gabagoooooooosh.

MAH MUDDAH'S SAUCE!

Guy goes to the doctors office, he says "Doc, doc when I'm at work, I occasionally say to myself 'Heeeyyyy it's me, Joooe Mahdareez'. What should I do? And the doctor goes 'Don't worry, you're not Joe because you actually go to work every day". Oh!

tl;dr: Joe, you really need to get a job. You're an embarrassment to your wife & kids. Oh!

Go back on Robert Josh Thompson

Trying! The guy's dodgin' me. He's really reluctant to take calls or even go live these days.

Why not do an episode of 100% Italian with JRT? Then send JRT a link of the episode and have him melt down again?

this is a great idea

Please call in next time he is on Craig Ferguson's show.

The absolute hellfire that storms down upon anyone that this sub dislikes is for the fucking ages. I’m glad I’m a part of it, honestly I am.

This thing'a ours..

It's all fun and games until you dox yourself.

It reminds me of that hideous unholy monster that Lex Luther created with the corpse of General Zod in the Batman v Superman movie.

Horrible movie, though that Wonder Woman, I liked.

Is there any way these can be more humiliating? Maybe discussing his financial woes, wife dreams of a cuckold situation, him responding to his lack of buzz, lack to interaction from anyone on Instagram

I think I can work with that

You've really gone to the mattresses on this one, porsalin.

Noone cares. Just post the links here and we'll click on them. Not because it's good or because we like you, but because we just hate Joe that much.

I don't like this character of yours that speaks for the entire sub on matters of what's considered good.

Go back to being jealous of Skinks, that was funny.

What? That's nuts. No, I wasn't.

And OP is being a silly goose, I was just trying to be helpful.

Rude

I hope he sues you.

So he has to explain his sad existence in a court of law.

I lose control at tee ball games but I'm no pedophile your honor.

Hey this Joe Maaatareeeeze and I'm not a pedophile!

Lol way to tie it back bro

There are these people called pests.

Fix me Josh!

God damn this is fuckin great.. I salute you good sir!

How much of the original podcast did you have to listen to to get the original clips? I'm sure this was brought up in other topics but I'm Larry Late to the party and commend your masochism.

Well whatever guest was supposed to be calling in, i'd listen to a few hours of something they did to get clips. It's annoying as fuck and takes forever. As far as Joe's concerned it's just a case of clearing your throat, channelling the most pathetic retard in comedy and blasting out a few italian phrases like rigatoni or gabagool.

Porsalin, PLEASE do one where Joe gets irritated and angry and says "let's see a picture of you sucking a nigger dick!" Since he did apparently say it if you believe it's actually that cunt in the sub. Even if it's not, it's still a brilliant Joe Matafeces blow up. Suck a nigger dick...bwahahaha

Episodes 2-6 will be up eventually?