Whore Subculture in the Third World
2 2017-09-28 by majestik6
There was a thread about Jim Norton getting scammed by a whore from overseas. It reminded me of the stories I'd heard from my Dad. Basically he's spent a ton of time in Southeast Asia, and there's this whole 'subculture' out there where these really fucking old dudes are whoring like it's going out of style.
Here's the story of one of those dudes. Don't bother reading the boring text, just check out the cringeworthy pics.
Here's a few:
https://sites.google.com/site/hammbruno/_/rsrc/1255777023164/P9090400-large.JPG
https://sites.google.com/site/hammbruno/_/rsrc/1255777036445/P9100413-large.JPG
https://sites.google.com/site/hammbruno/_/rsrc/1255776992142/2008-01-01-06-48-large.jpg
The dude from this website even created a flyer for his 'perfect woman' that he'd hand out at whorehouses:
Sir Bruno's Dream Lady
Specifications
G forming: Female (no re-built)
Sex: Yes ( daily several times)
Status: Irrelevant
Babies: None (irrelevant)
Family: None (preferable orphan)
Virginity: Irrelevant (not necessary)
Height: 155 - 178 cm (5'2 "- 5'11")
Weight: 40 - 55 kg
Composition: Slim (but not skinny)
Boobs: One handful each side is enough
IQ: Min. 75 (newborn baby) to Max. 145 (Einstein)
Appearance: Graceful & Very sexy
Legs: Very long
Facial expression: Nobel & Beautiful
Age: 18 - 26
Shoes: Able to walk on high heels
Preferred music: Jazz, Hard rock, Blues
Preferred activities: Water sports, Billiard (pool), sex, music
Monthly allowance: Approx. PHP 12,000.00 (negotiable)
Food & Beverages: Free
Accommodations: Free (Sailing Yacht or House / Hotel)
Clothing: Casual fancy boutique dresses (free)
Main clothes: Nude (during sailing)
Travel: yacht, bicycle, airplane, taxi, public transport
Mental state: Stable (no mutant)
Political preference: None (or left leaning)
Religious preference: None (or atheist)
Freedom of sexual pleasures: Your choice (upon agreement), no lesbian
Sexual preference: Straight (no rice bag, but moving in the sack)
Eating habits: No dried fish
Drinking habits: Moderately
Smoking habits: Non smoking
Drug habits: Not acceptable (strictly prohibited)
Documents: Passport or equivalent documents required
Very, Very Special features: Not pretending (!)
Not lying (!)
Not cheating (!)
Not stealing (!)
Education: High School (minimum)
Further education: Correspondent Course (US) possible
Language: English (German, Japanese, Spanish)
Duration of engagement: Permanent (until Aug. 15th, 2027)
Here's the whole blog:
12 comments
1 goo-gobbler 2017-09-28
Louis Theroux did an episode on shit like this
1 majestik6 2017-09-28
It's really fascinating. I could see Jim Norton retiring to Bangkok and spending the rest of his life hanging out at Thai whorehouses, drinking diet cokes and banging ladyboys. The super weird part is how these guys think that they're in a relationship. The dude from this blog legitimately thinks that he's some super-cool dude that all the ladies like.
1 majestik6 2017-09-28
I did the math! Bruno's allowance for a whore is $235.20 per month. (He lists it in his requirements, in pesos)
1 shimshammcgraw 2017-09-28
That dude looks like uncle Paul.
1 majestik6 2017-09-28
"We're a couple of guys..."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5c1uJRdP7XI
1 PepperTheCentaur 2017-09-28
No lesbian shit? Sometimes a man wants a threesome or at the very least to jerk off over a couple of broads licking box.
1 majestik6 2017-09-28
http://petertips.blogspot.com/2011/09/hong-kong-tijuana-mexico.html
"Some people say that Hong Kong and the neighboring Adelita Bar are strip clubs. Other people say that they’re whorehouses. The truth is, they’re whatever you want them to be. If you want to down a few beers while looking at some of the most beautiful women in the world, they’re strip clubs to you. If you want to grab a girl, negotiate a deal and then fuck, they’re brothels."
1 burlapsack69 2017-09-28
What happens if you kill one? Serious question.
1 majestik6 2017-09-28
Some dude in the former Soviet Union just ATE forty women. The only reason he got busted was he lost his phone and it was filled with pictures of the dead bodies!!!
Life is cheap :(
1 opestersmammarydrip 2017-09-28
never been a better time for orphan fucking
1 alobesmooth 2017-09-28
His IQ preference ranges from Einstein to newborn-baby. Shuuuuure
1 SorryFiMAGADog 2017-09-28
Have you met a Filipino before?