By gigs they mean Joe Matarese doing one gig for $45 then spending the next 6 days staring at his computer waiting for emails. Modern day Joe Matarese is doing the same thing, but overlay it with an obsession with this sub and people making fun of him on twitter.
What isn't mentioned here is that, due to the various anti-depressants he's taking and the pressure of working as a comedian for 30 years with nothing to show for it , Joe is also a sexual failure who is unable to achieve (much less maintain) an erection.
These losers who make their parents take care of their kids make me sick. I see so many grandparents with kids when I take my kids out. Poor old fuckers.
Man this made me feel really sorry for this woman, which is hard to do. She's working her ass off, and she's stuck with this bum ass neurotic dork ass husband who shirks off his natural manly duty as a provider. So she's stuck. She's forced to depend on the little help he provides while being reminded that if she were to ever leave, she'd be damaged goods with the 41 year old body, two kids, and a mentally ill ex husband.
So basically she's stuck with lifelong commitment to a burdensome husband that suckles off her energy not unlike the parents of Down's syndrome children.
37 comments
1 Brokenbatmancowl 2017-09-28
Can't blame this broad for not wanting to take Joe's last name.
1 gregorio_ilidivich 2017-09-28
PhD? I thought his wife was a doctor?
1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-09-28
PhD, playa hating degree. Don't push us cause we're close to the edge, we're tryin not to lose our heads. Uh huh Uh huh
1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-09-28
I get the feelin sometimes that make me wonder, why they wanna take us under, why they wanna take us under
1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-09-28
Now someone else join in.
1 gregorio_ilidivich 2017-09-28
we ain't, go--ing no--where, na we ain't going nowhere, we can't be stopped now
1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-09-28
Cool, maybe we can make this a regular thing on future threads.
1 ellasmitherson 2017-09-28
Exactly, not a doctor. You can be a complete retard and have a phd in psych, I know plenty of them.
1 gregorio_ilidivich 2017-09-28
Yes, exactly.
1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-09-28
Oh literal chap
1 passtheshroomtech 2017-09-28
By gigs they mean Joe Matarese doing one gig for $45 then spending the next 6 days staring at his computer waiting for emails. Modern day Joe Matarese is doing the same thing, but overlay it with an obsession with this sub and people making fun of him on twitter.
1 turnthemaround 2017-09-28
"Hey babe, can you pay for a babysitter? This kid is holding back my career. Also, I need some cash for gas"
1 TungstenShit 2017-09-28
When I'm feeling bad about my own existence I just think of Joe Matarese, always perks me up.
1 clay-davis 2017-09-28
1 tunisianknifer 2017-09-28
Why is she still married to him. Needs to get those kids away from their mentally ill father!
1 McGowan9 2017-09-28
What isn't mentioned here is that, due to the various anti-depressants he's taking and the pressure of working as a comedian for 30 years with nothing to show for it , Joe is also a sexual failure who is unable to achieve (much less maintain) an erection.
1 throwawaymanthrows 2017-09-28
It's in the footnotes.
1 HugininuM 2017-09-28
Hey, it's me, Stephanie Maaaatereeze.
1 theviceroy37 2017-09-28
https://m.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1278556136
His stupid wifes FB. Ban me, faggots.
1 TriangleDimes 2017-09-28
seems fishy to me
1 cum-pound-me-dia 2017-09-28
She looks like she has a hairy asshole and box.
1 ReDMeridiaN 2017-09-28
Mmmm
1 deadrelease 2017-09-28
Who's going to print out her photo, drop a load onto it, then tweet it to him?
1 Galloping_Bull 2017-09-28
I double dog dare you.
1 deadrelease 2017-09-28
I would but I cut my dick off in March to protest Trump.
1 commissarjb 2017-09-28
Where is it now? Asking for a friend.
1 PokeredFace 2017-09-28
/u/thomasdaly
1 CommanderCock 2017-09-28
She's ugly. Joe must have low self esteem in addition to his other issues.
1 UhLookHereMan 2017-09-28
She looks heebie jeebie, but that laayyyst neeeeme is 100% uh-TOWL-yin OH!
1 throwawaymanthrows 2017-09-28
Stephanie, I'd be happy to step in and see to your bedroom needs. Joe's flaccid pudd has disappointed you long enough.
I'd be willing to eat your pussy, even though you're italian and your pussy probably looks like don kings head.
1 Throwaway98709860 2017-09-28
She looks like trans Edward Snowden
1 _enjoy_me_ 2017-09-28
These losers who make their parents take care of their kids make me sick. I see so many grandparents with kids when I take my kids out. Poor old fuckers.
1 Nah_Ming 2017-09-28
She's not very attractive, a 4/10. That being said, would.
1 UhLookHereMan 2017-09-28
Always remember: a living 4/10 with a working vagina is a 10/10
1 Nah_Ming 2017-09-28
As long as they're kind of skinny, not hideous or deformed and <=45 they're almost all fuckable.
1 ReDMeridiaN 2017-09-28
Man this made me feel really sorry for this woman, which is hard to do. She's working her ass off, and she's stuck with this bum ass neurotic dork ass husband who shirks off his natural manly duty as a provider. So she's stuck. She's forced to depend on the little help he provides while being reminded that if she were to ever leave, she'd be damaged goods with the 41 year old body, two kids, and a mentally ill ex husband.
So basically she's stuck with lifelong commitment to a burdensome husband that suckles off her energy not unlike the parents of Down's syndrome children.
1 RapistWithAIDS 2017-09-28
" You wish you had a hot rich wife"
1 ThePreHasCometh 2017-09-28
Her parents must love joe
1 ReDMeridiaN 2017-09-28
Mmmm