Things Gregg Hughes has actually said
40 2017-09-28 by fingerofgawd
"I was a rock star at math and science"
"The last thing you wanna do is raise your voice to a Hughes"
"You wanna suck 'em?" (in reference to his B cups)
"I needed you that day"
"Wha?"
39 comments
1 ObsessiveMuso 2017-09-28
Boy how the fuck do you forget "I could've been a model"?
1 Hamburger212 2017-09-28
just don't.. just don't.. just don't.. (this is an awful passive aggressive tactic of someone who is pretending to have some information on you but has nothing and no way to match wits in an argument)
1 naziniggerfaggot 2017-09-28
"you wanna play?"
1 wimmyjales 2017-09-28
I can hear him saying this and even without remembering the context I'm getting douche chills.
1 ricswrangler 2017-09-28
We might've mentioned that on the show before
Snoooowy
Let's go to Dave from MO, where is that Minnesota?
1 herpacin 2017-09-28
"what is it about salt water that......."
1 TheMaestro2 2017-09-28
On the subject of being shy in the gym class showers:
"I was an athlete growing up and I developed way late and its...its...its...its....its mortifying"... "I was that guy...my whole life I thought i had...i had a...yah know...i had...yah know nervous giggle...but then finally puberty hit and the first time a woman told me that exaggerated noise of approval its like 'really'? I had no idea"
https://youtu.be/kqw0OhSohaI?t=14m31s
1 gunstore 2017-09-28
“I could host the Tonight Show”
1 StuntPeckah 2017-09-28
Seriously? I marvel at how much he is Scorch but sometimes it takes my breath away.
1 anarchronism 2017-09-28
Dude is nowhere near as cool as Scorch.
1 OpiesBreasts 2017-09-28
He even said that he believes it in his soul that he should be hosting the tonight show. He was being completely serious.
1 JohnJJohnsonMN 2017-09-28
https://youtu.be/uBYyUAsRDN8?t=22m50s
1 Jaeromaru 2017-09-28
"Big boy has the big bat today!" -First attempt at a catchphrase
1 StuntPeckah 2017-09-28
This needs to be a pinned thread that lives forever, like the Vos list of mispronounced words.
1 ShiftyMcGrifter 2017-09-28
"Get in here, you muddahucka!"
1 saessea 2017-09-28
"Water is really fucked up if you really think about it, it doesn't make sense."
"All of a sudden you jump in a pool. It's like, why are you wet? Then all of a sudden it dries and then the water is gone. It's fucking weird!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hr_dXinp1iI
1 CuckECheese 2017-09-28
His self important "I study people's minds!" rant during that Maxwell thing someone linked the other day is maddening.
1 SomeCakeForDaChippah 2017-09-28
"LEAVE IT ALONE!"
1 heavyocoro 2017-09-28
Bling bling bang bang
1 TacolasCage 2017-09-28
"Sorry about the nigger thing"
1 OpiesTitDoctor 2017-09-28
Openly admitted to roller blading more than once.
1 mnap1122 2017-09-28
Opie- I worked for the mafia legit
Bobby Kelly- really, when ?
Opie- I gotta keep it vague, I just realized.
1 HolyRomanEmperor 2017-09-28
:cue Chip starting to Tss after opies dumb ass lie:
Lil Chippy D carries fawkin bazookas.
1 Tanwhiteman 2017-09-28
"I could shoot the lights put" (referring to his illustrious high school basketball career)
1 NortheastPhilly 2017-09-28
"I suck cock for K-Rock"
1 ManiacalChrisBenoit 2017-09-28
"They didn't buy the Mets, they KIDNAPPED THEM!"
1 lawntoilet 2017-09-28
"Spinny spin, spin spin spin."
"I fawwkin HAAAYTED physics."
"How come there's no animal that's in second place!? Like how come you never see a fawkin squirrel waiting at the bus stop? We don't belong on this planet."
"I shoulda been a scientist or a doctor to be honest witcha."
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-09-28
SMILE you sonova BURGER!
1 JohnJJohnsonMN 2017-09-28
I've been doing this since I was 18, I'll find something
1 IntoTheRealm 2017-09-28
"I discovered Godsmack and put them on the radio first"
1 HolyRomanEmperor 2017-09-28
If it's a lie or the truth, he's unforgivable for this alone.
1 AutisticOnAHistorian 2017-09-28
"I learned by talking to my therapist that I'm actually a genius."
1 GregoryPecker_97 2017-09-28
" Dude, we were in on the ground floor for the razor scooters.....Ant?.....Had we the first ones, right?"
1 FaggotBannedKeith 2017-09-28
"GIVE YOURSELF A BELL!"
1 lowend73 2017-09-28
"We plowed our yard with our bikes."
1 52017 2017-09-28
"I was actually supposed to be a doctor or lawyer or some shit, according to my parents. I just kinda decided to try this radio shit"
1 naziniggerfaggot 2017-09-28
"HOW DOES DAT FEEL?"
1 DougmanWGodspeed 2017-09-28
"Hey take some advice from us and lose some weight, alright?" -Gregg attempting to roast somebody
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