When I first got with my current girlfriend I was on a huge Patrice kick (he had just died) and would always be listening to him around her. I just assume thats why shes been the most tolerable peice of cootah ive ever stuck my pecka in.
Patrice was kind of a failure that believed in retarded conspiracy theories. I think that sums up most of him really. He wasn't profound. He's just dead
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1 bonniesretardsister 2017-09-28
Yes. My common law wife plans to crowd fund a documentary that will never be released and use the money for vacations after I eat myself to death.
1 clay-davis 2017-09-28
Too soon.
1 CuckECheese 2017-09-28
Yeah. I like to take intentionally horrific, sloppy diarrhea shits and force my fame-hungry fiance to wipe it up.
1 chickenfan1 2017-09-28
patrice gave good advice on diets
1 oandauser 2017-09-28
So far so good. I eat nonstop without regard to diet or nutrition. It luxurious. What could go wrong?
1 PepperTheCentaur 2017-09-28
You could be given the nickname "8 Toe."
1 killakamkam 2017-09-28
yes
1 AsianAnalParty 2017-09-28
He taught me to avoid anyone that remotely reminds me of Dante Nero. It was the most valuable lesson of my life.
1 racemic_mixture 2017-09-28
Comprehensive List of Acceptable Male Jewelry:
1.) Watch
2.) Wedding Ring
1 JerseyLowLife 2017-09-28
a majority of the time you just look like a drunk fuck, but being an asshole to the hottest girl in the room has worked a few times.
1 ShetUp 2017-09-28
When I first got with my current girlfriend I was on a huge Patrice kick (he had just died) and would always be listening to him around her. I just assume thats why shes been the most tolerable peice of cootah ive ever stuck my pecka in.
1 Nah_Ming 2017-09-28
pics or gtfo
1 Dennyislife 2017-09-28
I guess I stay healthy because of people like him. The world needs me for as long as possible obviously.
1 racemic_mixture 2017-09-28
Yeah but what about after your pet salamander dies?
1 Dennyislife 2017-09-28
I get another.
1 clay-davis 2017-09-28
How about you get a tumour.
1 justneedtologin 2017-09-28
Being that I don't date ghetto black chicks, no
1 clay-davis 2017-09-28
I only date mid-level Jews.
1 RacistPigeon 2017-09-28
Yes. His advice during The Genesis of Black Philip was solid, although the two hosts couldn't believe that actual man shit would work with females.
1 David_Tosk 2017-09-28
Patrice was kind of a failure that believed in retarded conspiracy theories. I think that sums up most of him really. He wasn't profound. He's just dead
1 enzo_trash 2017-09-28
Troll harder goof ball
1 Zazz_Lacker 2017-09-28
Patrice was a big black doofus.
1 enzo_trash 2017-09-28
Yeah, if you just wanna fuck, Patrice's advice is solid and pretty fool proof.
It's about weeding out non sluts and girls with self esteem quickly
then quickly making them value your opinion, to the point they crave your acceptance
It's basically "pimp brain washing" for dummies
Yeah it works, but it's not for relationships that will have any longevity
Lose your ego