Is Opie...you know...a little "light in the loafers"?

5  2017-09-27 by turdthief2

16 comments

A quay?

Or a queeb

Sam, let's make a list! We love our lists!

You're wondering whether Opie is a little 'mysterious' like that guy from 90 Day Fiance?

Nah brotherman. His favorite show is Baywatch. He's straight as fuuuuuuuck.

Pam Anderson's fukkin TITS like hubba hubba

Hard 8====D for ( . Y . )!!!

anytime he mentioned a female being attractive it always seemed infantile and phony. like he's an awkward child. "she has big...boooobies heheh" i can't think of him ever genuinely expressing a desire to fuck a woman like Ant or Jim.

he also made fun of Vos because Vos was trying to pick up chicks when they were golfing. Vos apparently had it in the bag until Opie cockblocked because girls are gross or something.

i think he's asexual.

I think all of these guys have major hangups like this. But Op more than anyone.

Opie probably got jealous and angry that Vos was giving someone else attention.

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->/r/billionshekelsupreme

Opie loves chicks, and their tits.

I see we're back to hating on Opie in full force now that Brother Joe is a certified bore

He ran out of shock 15 years ago.

He's not light in the brassiere, that's for sure.

he once described a girl with good tits as having "ample boobage". i wanted to rape him with his puka shell necklace coiled around my cock