New awful faggot: Jeff Dye
7 2017-09-27 by faustok
Tune into today's show, some literal who is being the cringiest faggot since Opie got the bum's rush.
one layer deeper I've thought about: I've never been like regular people in any other way in my life, which is probably why I'm a stand-up comedian, why would I be like them in like relational stuff - I'm different!
Ugh.
14 comments
1 JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-09-27
What's a literal?
1 TheDarkFezRises 2017-09-27
A literal who - a nobody.
1 faustok 2017-09-27
'literal who' as in people literally say who when you say his name. Idk, it's a joke we tell in my roblox clan.
1 DickPunchOpie 2017-09-27
What's a roblox clan?
1 faustok 2017-09-27
it's where me and my chums meet up in cyberspace to share gossip and talk about hot girls at our middle school.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-09-27
Santa isn't real.
1 jbaconbits 2017-09-27
He used to fuck Sara Jean Underwood.
Respect.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-09-27
It took to the very comment for me to reconsider this guy.
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-09-27
Is that why she's trying comedy now?
1 jbaconbits 2017-09-27
I didn't know that. I thought she was just taking semi-nudes on instagram while pushing weight loss products and setting up a patreon so you can see her nipples.
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-09-27
I'm pretty sure I saw her in a commercial that looks like a Comedy Knockout rip off. Unless there's a comic that looks like her.
1 Clint0nBukowski 2017-09-27
Yikes. Almost as cringe as the guy who lost it yesterday because Jimmy said Trump was funny.
1 ItsThattGuy 2017-09-27
https://youtu.be/6sQQlqZiBEM
Never really kept up with him after this but this was pretty good.
1 lawntoilet 2017-09-27
Tss dis mug should live up to his name and fuckin die or sompthin